guys. there's this video apparently making waves in ZA of a girl giving a guy head while crushing gold fish. i've going through the web looking for this bloody video and i cannot find it.

all i know is, it's part of the squishing nemo fetish, but that site just returns a black screen. i know you perverts out there have a neck for finding shit like this, any help?

So I have been back on the Omegle video chat lately, and my session tonight was definitely an experience to say the least. Let me say this though...Ive done a lot of gross, degrading, and deplorable acts while video chatting, but only once or twice have I felt so gross afterwards, that I had to take a shower right away.
Just like almost every time I am on the Omegle video chat, Im looking for younger girls that are willing to watch me do gross, painful, or humiliating things to myself. I get the usual mix of girls not even reading my intro, reading it but wanting nothing to do with it, wanting to see one or two things then leaving, and a couple that want to see the whole show. I got a few young girls who just saw me sound myself with a Q-tip, a couple to watch me piss into a glass and drink it, and 2 friends that were on together watched me insert a celery stick in my ass, play with it a bit, and then eat about an inch worth of shit covered celery...And while that last part was VERY disgusting, it didn't even come close to the way I felt during and after my most recent session.
So the most recent girl, was a cute lil brunette with freckles, very nice big tits, and just a tiny bit chubby. She said she was 19 when I asked, but she looked a bit younger in the face...but then again, her tits did make it seem like she may have really been 19 afterall. Anyways, our session starts off my me inserting a Q-tip in my urethra, pushing it all of the way in slowly, then forcing it back up by rubbing the bulge that it make along my cock...Pushed it back in, then starting to pull it in and out, over and over again.
Next was the kicker though. And I really loved her Imagination on this one....
She asked if we had any Mayo. I got up to check and luck would have it, we just got a new jar from the store today. I show her the unopened jar of Mayo, then open it to reveal a completely full jar. She then starts to play with her bare breasts and asks me to stick my balls in the jar, so I tea bag the opening of the Mayo jar, then stuff my balls down inside of it. I press the jar into my body, making sure, my balls were as deep in as I could. Then she asks me to fuck the jar like it was her tight pussy, and then moves the camera down and starts to rub on her clit and finger herself. I jack off for a few seconds to get somewhat hard, then proceed to TRY to fuck Mayo jar. At this point I was starting to get grossed out a bit, so I am having trouble really getting hard. I let her know this and then she says "Imagine it is my tight pussy" and really starts to finger her pussy. After I grab the mayo jar with both hands and start thrusting into in now, its beginning to feel good, like a pocket Pussy/Fleshlight. However, then she writes me, "rub it on your face for me please and ill cum". Im thinking "alright, im loving this kinky bitch", so I do it. I start by standing straight up with my mayo covered cock pointing at the camera, and use my hands to scrap across my cock, getting globs of mayo them, then get on my knees in front of camera (so my face is in front of it now), and start to lather on the mayonnaise across my face (mainly my cheeks, chin, and nose). She told me to use more mayo, so I dug one hand into the mayo jar and scooped a good amount while starting jacking off with my other hand.
Now, while Im jacking off and staring at her while she playing with her VERY lovely tits, and lathering my entire face with mayo, I'm getting really horny. She tells me to pull off my shirt, and use the entire jar to cover my entire body. I start with my nipples, chest, and stomach. At this point, I am now thinking about how good it started to feel just before she told me to stop fucking the jar, AND I am starting to get really grossed out by the smell and the feeling over the mayo covering me...So I tell her that I would really love to start fucking the jar of mayonnaise again so that I can cum inside of it, and leave my cum in there, so that way the next time someone goes to use it, they unknowingly are eating my cum.
She tells me to start fucking the jar again, and I really do this time. I am about as hard as I can be when I stick it in the jar, and really start to thrust into it, like it was some young hot piece of ass. I am a little concerned because of the loud squishing noise it making, and the fear of someone hearing it, but I was too horny to give a damn and fucked it even harder. After about three minutes of thrusting into the jar, I cum into it with a release that I haven't felt so strong in awhile. She then told me to lick my fingers with the mayo and cum...I licked one of my fingers a little bit but started to get sick of the idea of all of that mayonnaise. After using about 20 Kleenex tissues to clean the rest of the mayo off of my hands, she asked me to stick my tongue in the jar and lick up some of the cum and mayo mixture, I follow her orders a little bit, and get a tiny bit on my tongue, show it to her, then shallow it down. I think she could tell that I wasn't down for more mayo fun, and said that she wished I hadn't cummed so soon in our session, b/c she wanted to play longer, but I told her that I was at that point of where I either had to fuck it then and now, or start getting too grossed out by it. She played with herself some more as I attempted to clean some of the oily mayo mess on my body, then left the chat.
I then cleaned up the area (mayo was splattered pretty bad all around the computer desk, with multiple big globs on the carpet), then I stirred up my semen into the mayo so that noone could tell and put it back into the fridge, so that anyone who used it now would be unknowingly eating my semen too. I then jumped in the shower and got all of that nasty oily mayo off of me, and came straight back to the computer to right out this confession. I am still super horny, and think I want to fuck the mayo jar again before I go into bed, and put more cum mixed in.

I like nappy / diaper related play but not into the whole adult baby thing.
I like punishment, humiliation, dares, restraint and forceful instruction. I'm quite submissive.
My idea of fun is to not go to the toilet for 2-3 days then take a load of laxatives
and go out somewhere fairly quiet and try to get home before i uncontrollably
mess myself - first rule of messing is if you've messed you got to sit in it at least once which can be risky after 2 days of no toilet privileges but worth it if it goes right and squishes up the front of the nappy and covers my pathetic cock.
I'm not into poo play that involves touching it or it leaving the diaper area - the only exception is if i use a toy and im told to suck it but I won't do it if its too dirty.
I have a small rubbish bladder that tends to leak if i sneeze or laugh too hard and if I have a couple of pints near bedtime I'll probably wet the bed so even when i'm not being kinky and wearing a nappy for fun I'll be wearing a pad in my pants for accidents but sometimes if im talking to a hot woman or dominant looking guy in a shop or at work i'll consciously wet myself (with a pad) just so I can feel dirty and more submissive..
kinkymick@outlook.com

SERIOUS philosophical question for ML, folks...

So, where do you stand... Videos, or pics?

I'm no youngster so well remember when pics were about all there was, and what videos you could find were usually low quality, short rips off European porn videotapes. So for years, pics were 99% of what I fapped to (not counting non-computer sessions with just my imagination, or girls who either wanted me to fap for them or for us to fap together). Commercial porn on VHS (DVD was too rare and expensive) was mostly depressing shit with disinterested looking girls and shitty video quality, and I avoided watching any of it.

But once computer video quality got near TV level good, cable and DSL made downloading 5-20 and now even hour-plus videos take mere moments... and thanks to webcams, the majority isn't pro bitches with fake tits and obvious looks of boredom... I gotta say video is amazeballs. If I'd been able to download tens of thousands of 18-25 year old (I'm assuming the younger looking girls were 18, cuz, they MUSTVE been right?) girls who're at least as if not more freaky/horn than I was as a teen/early-20s guy and who were making non-profit hot as balls webcam vids for everyone to see doing themselves, their good girl friends, or their just as enthusiastic BFs... pretty sure I never wouldve left my bedroom for weeks at a time. The girls may be just as hot (sometimes hotter) as the pics girls, but even the plain looking girls drive me nuts... cuz you don't just see a frozen, posed moment of hips/ass, waist, tits and face, you see their writhing, hear their moaning and the squish of their wet poons, and (this does a LOT for me even if not other guys) you can watch the dozens of different intense feelings in their faces and almost even see the passion in their eyes... hell, take the right drugs and it can be damn hard to tell it apart from actually physically being there.

On the other hand, without an unlimited hard drive budget, there's only so many vids you can have. And many of them are either the same girls or groups of girls, or else the same guy with different girls who are similar enough looking to know what the dude's preferred type is. With pics, while I'm sure nobody's counted, I'd wager there's 10s if not hundreds of thousands of girls who've put homemade porn shots online. With vids it's hard to fap more than an hour or two without the same (admiddetly hot) girl showing back up, which can get a little repetetive. But then, with pics... I've been fapping online since the early 90s when Usenet had enough hot naked 15-25 (obviously I typo'd when I meant to say 18 there, right?) to make motherless give up in tears. I could go 5+ years without crossing paths with the same girl, even longer without seeing the same set of pics again.

The other good thing about a quality photo is, while it may not move, the good ones capture the girls faces in amazing shots, capture every curve, line and muscle of their bodies in an eternal moment. If you find a good 10-20 or more series of the same girl alone (or with a girl, dude, or group), scrolling throuh the set anyone with a non-tarded imagination can see a story in the photos which not uncommonly is hotter than any good video, since you need to fill in the gaps with your imagination - or you can find that one best shot and stare at it until your mind flies off in search of her pussy... or at least until your dick can't handle another stroke and your mind goes blank in an epic spoogerocket. Before that, for me anyway, I love finding a gorgeous photo of a true beauty (doesn't even need full nudity) and staring at it until the world melts away and until I blow my load I can linger my eyes across her frozen tensing and quvering muscles, her ecstatic facial expressions, and the look of "holy oh my god wow wow wow wow" in her eyes. And the effort it takes to make the girl's photo(s) fill my universe can keep me whacking for a full hour or more... while a good video can have my session over in 10 or 15 minutes. The exception being live cams where knowing I'm seeing something RIGHT NOW and that she's heading towards an orgasm almost as fast as I am mixed in with actually talking to the girl via cam or IM. In a way, fapping together with a camgirl, even if she's 5000 miles away and you don't know her real name... that's kinda magic. Whether in the same room or on different continents, you're talking to her live, often one on one with nobody else... discussing things you'd feel real awkward talking to a girlfriend about... I'd say that may be as close to actual fucking as is possible without being in the same room and at least doing oral.

It's near impossible to decide and even then I'd likely change my mind with each separate oral/hand and the rare fuck treat that comes my way because whether it's oral or more intense cam play over the net, nothing compares to a real dick-in-poon fuckparty with a girl you love (whether that's a romantic thing or just a real close friendship that occasionally crosses lines but (in my experience anyway) only tends to make the friendship deeper and stronger even if it's a one time, totally unromantic, physical thing that just serves to manifest the friendship or romance in a way words just can't.

So I dunno, I suppose I go back and forth between phases and there's times I download nothing but vids... but then will go DAYS fapping only to pics. Some of the best pics capture just the right moments for max hotness.... that first few seconds of penetrating a girl's puss and how that makes her back arch and her eyes widen and almost glow... the ecstatic grimace she has those first few serious thrusts... the minutes just before she's about to cum and loses all composure over her facial and body muscles... the divine art of a girl cumming... and that smile and the sparkling eyes of a girl just cum who's looking into her partner's eyes (or the cam if she's alone).

There's just so much LIFE in a video though.

What you all think, pics or vids best (or at least second best to taking a ride down the waterslide of ecstasy between the warm legs of a hot young lady)?

If you're a pix man (or pix lez) what are your favorite sites for real authentic looking non-pro pics, other than ML? Or your favorite ML galleries/groups? Or vidwhackers, what are your go to places? And why do you prefer one to the other?

That said, while I don't download most things, what I do save is far more video than pics. I really can't say which I think is better, or why.

I came downstairs one summer morning my mom and dad split years ago and my mom was kind of a mess. we lived in a one bedroom apartment so her sle#%^ on the couch was nothing new when I get into the living room mom‘s pas%# out dru)$ on the pullout couch naked at the time my mom was may late 30’s she is about 5‘7 170 so I little on the thicker side, her breasts are probably bigger c cups and she had big silver dollar nipples. I crawl into bed and started exploring her pussy, her pussy was shaved but had a little stubble, she had what I call an “innie“ vagina so I had to spread it to get to her lips. i started slowly looking and lightly touching, putting my face close and smelling the sent coming off she was laying on her back with legs cocked I realized she was deeply pas/{ %^# when I could fit my finger up to the first knuckle inside of her, after a while of my finger exploring her inside, she woke up having an orgasm on my hand, it started with her breathing really fast, and loud sigh, and I can feel her pulsating like her pussy was squeezing against my finger,. She opened her eyes, still dru#, looked at me then looked down at her vagina with my finger inside her and had another orgasm she was propped up on her elbows, looking directly into my eyes. She said something like oh wow, under her breath I felt her pulsating on my finger again and let out a loud groan. she leaned her head back and laid back down, reached her arm out and grabbed me by the waist and pulled me towards her head . She pulled my shorts and underwear down grabbed the base of my penis as she was doing this she still had her legs cocked on her back, but she was looking off on the other direction I remember looking into her face I saw her, close her eyes head back towards my waist,and took my whole penis in her mouth using her other hand to grab and squeeze here tits then moved her hand down to rub her clit, she was rubbing herself in big circles really fast i could hear a squishing sound coming from her pussy, she sucked my cock with her eyes closed the entire time, but she did moan and deep throat, after a few minutes, she pulled her head away, spread her legs took her fingers to spread her lips and said put it in here. I got between her legs, put the head on my cock against her vagina this was a long time ago, but I do remember placeing the head of my penis on top of her slit and then sliding it down when it got to her vagina, she thrusted hard and my cock went in, she let out a loud groan as it slid in. I kind of just sat on my knees, as she rocked back and forth on her hips, grunting, and panting loudly starting slowly then working her pace up, I can still see her tits jiggling with each of her thrusts she did 100% of the work I can’t remember how long i lasted but after what seemed like a few minutes, she started to move up on her elbows and throwing her pussy into me, she was just staring down at her pussy watching my cock go in and out her panting and groaning started to get very loud, I remember looking down at her pussy as my cock appeared and disappeared in rapid succession, and then looking up at her tits, bouncing up and down and her face getting sweaty with her mouth open in the shape of an O. the next thing I remember telling her that I’m starting to get really dizzy. She said it’s OK hun let it go, i had my very first orgasm inside of my own mother. I can’t remember if she had an orgasm when I came, but I do remember her nipples being rock hard

Can someone please go delete the thread in RANDOM with the girl squishing a poor bunny between glass. I don't understand how one form of cruelty can be banned like crazy, but this shit stays. If actions aren't taken i will report the thread to PETA ( whom i don't really like anyways) and you will have to deal with that shit storm when it comes. Animal cruelty is illegal too guys and yeah i know someone will say "but it was filmed somewhere in Asia". well, that excuse doesn't work for images of little girls in thongs that might not be illegal in one country but are still banned here...so it shouldn't work for this either.

I had this dream a while back where I wasallway with two other guys and we walked into a room with skulls and old chests. There were two massive egyptian looking guys standing there wearing these full body armor suits made of animal teeth or something. It almost looked as if we were inside a pyramid. The two men who we were all terrified of because we had no idea where we were or what we were doing there told us too kill each other. This is the only foggy part of the dream. But I remember fighting to the death and killing both of them. I'm not quite sure how I killed them but it was definitely scary. Then out of nowhere 1 of the egyption looking men grab me by my head and feet and squished my body into a ball. The Pain was so real I swear I felt it. It was the most agonizing pain I have ever felt. Then I asked one of the massive dudes where I was. He looked at me smiled and said "you mean u don't know?" At that moment I thought to myself in the dream..oh my god, im in hell. Then I woke up. This was months ago and it still bothers me to this day. Wtf does it mean when u dream u r in hell???

Got a confession. Many years ago I went with my then gf to an after work boat cruise party sponsored by a client. Lots of drinks and lovely girls in business attire. Near the end of the party there was a giveaway of the sponsors stuff as gifts. Everyone was pushed to one end of the boat and packed tight together in a crowd shoulder to shoulder. Had my hands down at my sides trying not to get squished. I noticed that a cute shorthaired blonde was standing to my left and just in front, shoulders crammed together. Then the thought came to me that I might be able to fondle her butt and no one could tell whose hand it was. I gslowly moved my index finger of my left hand to the left and touched the edge of her dress, then slowly moved more until I was messaging her butt, over the right butt cheek, over the crack of her ass then the left butt cheek and back like a pendulum. Felt so good and I began to press firmer. Though it was loude I heard her say to her friend next to her "someone is getting friendly". Did it for several minutes before crowd moved and I had to stop.

I really want to confess this, happened a few years ago when I was younger, it's one of my fondest sexual memories. I've always been secretly bi, but was always nervous to meet up with men, so I decided to try and hook up with a couple for a threesome. Met a couple online, they wanted to meet for a drink and see if we clicked before having fun, met them at a hotel lounge, instantly I could tell she wasn't comfortable, made small talk over a drink and they left, got an email that night from them explaining that I was way to young,slight miscommunication, they were mid thirties and I was late teens, oh well. Next day I got an email from the husband asking if I would meet without his wife, he was a good looking guy so I agreed. Met him a few times in his car and sucked him off, he said I gave the best head ever, looking back I only knew how to suck cock from watching straight porn, I thought everybody gagged, deepthroat, drooled, took facials. It's only now I realize I was giving great head, lol. Then one night he asked if I would be willing to try something risky, I hesitantly agreed, and heres why, I parked outside his house, he came out and waved me in, I quietly walked in and left my shoes outside, he motioned me into his bedroom and quickly rushed me under his bed and whispered "keep your head here", he then opened the door to the bathroom where the shower was running and began talking to his wife, I layed there, heart pounding as their muffled voices came from the bathroom. What felt like 20 minutes but was probably only 2 went by and the door opened, I could see both of their feet walk over to the bed and disappear, a few minutes went by with some ruffling and playful laughter, then someone knelt down beside the bed, I stayed motionless as I couldn't tell who it was, then a hand reached under the bed blindly grabbing around until it found my hair, it was him, he gently pulled on my hair until I slide on my back out from underneath the bed until just my head was exposed. I could see his wife's calves and feet as he held them and just a hint of her ass as he buried his face in her pussy. He arched his back slightly so that his cock met my mouth and slide it in, slowly and discreetly pumping it in and out. At this point she began to moan louder and louder, as he pumped deeper and deeper until I gaged slightly and made a small sound, he withdrew and began aggressively licking her, she hadn't heard us. This went on for 10 minutes or so, me with my hands trapped under the bed and him fucking my throat almost to the point of gagging, crazy bastard! Then I heard he say "give me that cock" so plunged down my throat one last time before standing up, I was about to wiggle back under the bed when he gently steped on my shoulder to keep me there, he began to fuck her pussy while I watched, soon I could hear it start to squish as she got wetter and wetter. Then he said "I wanna fucking taste you" she replied " yeah, lick my wet pussy", my mouth began to water in anticipation of sucking his big, fat cock out of her pussy", he knelt down and buried his face in her pussy while at the same time plunging his soaking wet cock into my mouth, as it slide past my lips I could feel her juice gathering until it dripped down my cheeks, she was so fucking wet there was no gagging anymore, it slide balls deep down my throat with ease. He would stand up and fuck her for minute until his cock was dripping wet then go down on her for me to suck it clean over and over, I don't think I've ever been that horny in my life. Then she began to move around, they were changing positions, he got up on the bed and I disappeared back under. I quietly rubbed my cock over my pants while they fucked in various positions for at least 20 minutes, waiting to have my throat used again. Then I heard her start to scream, "I'm cumming!", and her pussy get even wetter as he pounded it. His feet appeared back on the floor as he repositioned her at the edge of the bed and start fucking her again, "are you gonna finish?" she asked, "oh yeah" he replied. He began to pound her soaked pussy really hard as she moaned, I knew what was coming, all of a sudden he pulled, dropped to one knee and began licking her pussy and moaning loudly, I could feel his cock start to pulsate as I wrapped my lips around it, as soon as I did he began to spurt cum in my mouth, pulse after pulse until my mouth started to overflow, I must have swallowed 5 or 6 times before he was done, one final deep throat and he stood up and Kaye's down beside her. "where did you cum", she asked, my stomach went up into throat, "I wanted to lick you while I was cumming", he said, "yeah, but where did you cum", she replied, "in a towel" he answered. "oh, well I'm gonna clean up" as she shuffled off the bed and headed into the washroom and closed the door. I quickly scurried out from under the bed and tip toed out of the room where he followed me into the hallway. "that was great" he said grinning as he stood there naked and still half hard. I smiled and noded, then bent over and deep throated his sticky cock one last time before leaving, he moaned slightly. Best time ever!