I had a first date with a woman I met on craigslist last night. She is well into bbw territory and I really didnt think I would enjoy spending time with her. Kinda hypocritical since I am a fat ass myself. Anyway took her out to a movie then dinner, ended up back at her parents house that was filled with all her sisters children so we ended up just hanging out outside.

As we talked it kept getting colder so we built a small fire about 40 yards behind the house. Just large enough to be warm but not so big as to be really bright and light us up alot. we just sat there for like an hour talking holding onto one another looking at the stars. about then is when I started working my hand up her belly to her breast, no protests so started kissing her as I fondled her. she told me I was getting her wet and I had better finish what I started, put my hand down the front of her pants and I swear she had the wettest, slickest pussy I have ever felt. It was weird at first because I am used to thinner women, it was like the first time I ever felt one again trying to figure out just exactly where her clit was. we had talked earlier about how she had never had any of the guys she had been with before give her an orgasm, I figured I was going to do my damndest to try and change that. I worked her pussy with my fingers and she moaned into my lips as she held onto my arm and her other hand held the back of my neck, keeping my pressed into the kiss stifeling her moans.

She started rubbing my cock through my jeans and told me that she couldnt wait to feel my dick deep inside of her. I laughed and said well why wait. Or whats stopping it from happening now. I cant remember exactly now. she kinda bit her lip looked at the house, pulled her pants down to her knees and turned her back to me so I could enter her from the rear (way too much belly between the two of us to do any kind of missionary) shuffled around to get lined up and just about burried myself to the root on the first thrust. I will never EVER talk bad about a fat woman again. It has been a while since I have had sex, I have been having a bad dry spell, but her pussy is probably the best I have ever been in. She was so wet everything slid so effortlessly... I am haveing a hard time thinking how to even describe it. Most people I have been with I have quite a bit of sexual stamina, but her, between my lack of pussy lately and just how fucking good it felt I was about to cum after only maybe a min and a half, pulled out to try and cool down and went back to working her with my fingers, got her to roll onto her back and licked her for a few moments but she said she wasnt very comfortable with it, that it felt good but it was just weird for her so she changed up positions again and wanted to go doggy style because it was her favorite position (THANK YOU!!!!!) even after having not been in her for probably three min less than 30 seconds later I was ready to cum again. Pulled out and I came harder than I can ever remember. I tried to catch it in my hand so I wouldnt geet it all over her blanket. I failed. It was dark and I couldnt see that well but it felt like it was a porn quality load. when I flicked it off in the grass it made a very satisfying splat, LOL it was loud enough to surprise her.

So why is in this in the confessions? Because that is the first time I have EVER had sex on a first date, or out in the open, even if it was at night. Kinda feel guilty for moving as fast as I did with it. Normally I like to build a relationship before having sex with someone. And to confess I was not able to make her cum u.u

She did say it was the closest she has ever got before and she is looking forward to try number 2 :D

p.s. please excuse the typing errors, I am slightly dyslexic

Later you motherless sons of dogs.

Splat!

It was raining cats and dogs Saturday. The power was off for hours I got hungry and bored so I decided to go and try and see a movie. The theater was empty. I sat and started to munch my popcorn and watched the previews. I heard a noise from the other side of a guy and girl giggling. They sat down in the row in front of me but on the other side over about 10 seats. I went back to watching the screen and the movie started. It got boring really fast. During a bright time in the movie I looked over and saw that the girl was jacking off the guy. I could also see that they were around 13 or 14, maybe 15 at best. I looked around and checked to see if there was anyone else but the place was empty except the 3 of us so I pulled out my cock and started to jack off while watching them, except I had my coat over my cock so you could not see what I was doing. All of a sudden I remembered reading about a guy who posted here about jerking off in a girls hair at the movies. It kind of got me really excited and I plotted that I would cum on her hair while I walked by them and do a quick exit. Everything was in place I was close to cumming. I got up and quietly walked over to get behind them. I started to shoot when all of a sudden she turned around and got a big wad of my cum all over her face. She shouts WTF? and her bf turns around and gets some splatted on his face too. I quickly walked out the theater laughing all the way and the idiot kids did not even follow.

I confess. I will never forget Sept 11th 2001 cos my homeboy and I were downtown NY that day totally high on crack cocaine. We sat on the sidewalk watchin dudes jump and go SPLAT!!! on the ground.Each time we saw a jumper we would give each other a high 5 and shout OWNED NIGGER!! It was awesome! BEST DAY EVER!!

I confess.
When i jerk off i like to shove a 9/11 memorial figurine up my black ass while watching great sexy stuff like "Flight 93"...
When i cum i shout SPLAT!!! THERE GOES ANOTHER WHITEY!!

Anyone else share my 9/11 fetish?

Yesterday I was out and about in town shopping, not looking to do anything or hook up. Just a normal shopping trip. Then suddenly my hookup app goes off on my phone. I open the message and it's from a truck driver who is parked just a mile from me and wanting his cock sucked before he hits the road. Normally, I'd have just ignored it and went on about my day. But damn, I have a fetish for sucking trucker dick. There is just something about doing the walk of shame through a truck stop lot while keeping your head down and trying not to look out of place. The other drivers know who belongs and who doesn't, so I've been told by a few truckers that I have serviced. I'm sure it becomes obvious what I'm there for when I climb in on the passenger side and then the curtains get immediately drawn. But I don't care. I always get excited as I climb in to find a fat, hairy trucker with big swollen balls already naked and waiting for his dick to get drained. Yesterday was no exception. I climbed in, exchanged hellos, and within 60 seconds of closing the door behind me I already had his dick in my mouth. His belly wasn't the only thing that was fat, though. His cock was girthy, thick, and got rock hard as I started servicing him. He would groan in approval every time I throated his wide shaft balls deep, use my throat like a pussy to fuck him, then pulled his dick back out covered in my spit. I was drooling all over his cock and balls as I totally slutted myself out on his big trucker dick. Then he told me to suck his balls. I did as I was told and they instantly started pulling tight from my attention. His trucker balls were so full and tasted so good. I sucked his entire sack into my mouth and tried to make eye contact with him as I did, but his big beer belly was in the way. So, I spit his balls out, slapped myself in the face with his fat dick, then started sucking his cock slow and deep with precision rhythm while stroking his shaft as I went. This always drive guys nuts and in no time his body was tensed up, legs shaking, and he was moaning like a whore. His cock swelled even thicker as a warning sign he was about to nut, so when he whimpered "i'm cumming" I was always already expecting his load to be delivered. I don't know how long it had been since this man and been drained, but he came like a fucking power washer. The first squirt blasted my throat so hard I could feel it splat and it made me gag. I tried to calm my reflexes as his cock pumped squirt after powerful squirt of jizz all over my tonsils, but finally it was too much, and I gagged his load up all over the front of me as he continued to ejaculate. He finally finished his orgasm and laid there, cock going limp as he enjoyed his post nut bliss. I commented on the volume and pressure of his cum, he giggled. He gave me a towel to clean myself up with, then told me to go which i did. Of course, I had been wearing a black hoodie during this entire encounter, and I thought I had cleaned it up good enough with the towel he gave me. But you know how cum is when it dries, especially on dark fabric. It turns a crusty white. Yeah, I didn't realize how much I had spit up on me until I was walking around the grocery store and looked down to see a clear splatter pattern of dried crusty white cum down the front of my hoodie. So embarrassing.

Alright Motherless, I'm curious what you think of my friend. He's probably the rawest dude I know.

After frequenting strip clubs, he got turned on to fat chicks. His one ex was pretty hefty, and they got in a fight once and she beat his ass and gave him a black eye. He got pissed off, got drunk, got naked and then drove himself to the police station to report her. They laughed at him and arrested him.

The only girl friend he had who wasn't fat was this 16 year old whore who might have been mildly retarded. He made a sex tape with her though before they broke up.

He's also been known to fuck trannies and dudes off of craigslist. One time, he even had oral sex with a well known local DJ.

Now, when I say raw, this guy is raw as fuck. He had a job as a janitor and he would creep on people's cubicles for pictures of dogs because he likes dogs. He would also jack off at work and tweet pictures of his cum afterwords with a caption like SPLAT! He went to the same college I did, but I never saw him in class. I only saw him getting drunk and high in the parking lot, smoking weed and listening to lil wayne full blast. He also had a box of radishes in his trunk because he liked to eat radishes.

He would always have a road beer, or some sort of alcohol with him when he was driving. He'd also speed, smoke, text and fumble with the radio while driving around loaded. He liked to drive around naked too and I'm pretty sure he's jerked off while driving too.

Currently he's dating a hooker with a kid. She's the largest girl he's ever been with. Easily 350-400 and with some nasty teeth too. She also writes reviews for sex toys. His parenting skills involve strapping the kid to a car seat and putting him in front of the TV while he gets drunk and moving him around every so often to give the kid a different view like looking out a window or something.

He also thinks the sun and the moon are the same thing. And he has videos on his girl's site of her fucking him with a double ended dildo ass to ass. He sounds like a mix of ghetto slang with a weird European accent. I think he's got his green card though. That being said, he's actually a really nice guy.

So what's the verdict motherless? Is he a hero or should we deport his ass?

Scat splat!