I would love to fuck my sister-in-law. She has a nice ass and wears pants so tight that they go into her pussy and she has a nice camel toe.

They were playing the Eagles game at the restaurant that I work at. The manager was being very cool about us watching the game with customers. Very cool about us watching the game instead of polishing silverware, folding napkins, etc.

My tables were all taken care of so I started watching the game.

And then I said “Yeah!! Nice! First down!”

Then I looked a bit closer.

“Oh! Wrong team!!”

A waitress rolled her eyes at me. “Yeah… Jimbo… I was kind of wondering there.”

So I’m not quite the american football fan that I pretend to be.

Kind of embarrassing.

Anyways, I didn’t immediately notice that the opposing team had our green colors.

I made this post in response to Viper2121's memo stating that chat needs me to be online saying stupid stuff so that folks have something to laugh at. So when i'm not on chat here is some stupid stuff i say in real life.

She is so nice fucked. 

Who would pound her? 

Cute Asian Teen Who Works At Subway

I asked out a cute 19-year-old Asian girl from Subway who is out of my league but she surprisingly said yes. We saw a movie then walked around the mall and had some coffee and a pastry. Turns out she only lives about 6 blocks from me so I dropped my car off then I walked her home in the dark as the night was cool but nice.

It was arranged she would come over to my place Wednesday night and after some video games, netflix and some softcore porn she was getting frisky. She said she had only had sex twice before and was interested in messing around but not fucking. I was totally down with that.

She had cute perky B-cup boobs with long, very erect nips which I enjoyed sucking while she rubbed my dick through my jeans. I started moving down her body and she liked when I licked her belly button and kissed her right above her waistline.

I undid the button and zipper on her skinny jeans and pulled them down to reveal super cute blue and pink thong panties with a little white and black checkered bow positioned about at her clit. I could smell her through her panties and it was incredible. I kissed her plump mound for about a minute before she told me to take them off and kiss her.

She had a neatly trimmed triangle of hair above her clit and very thick inner pussy lips. The site and sweet scent of her wet meaty teen pussy had my dick literally throbbing. I pulled her jeans and panties all the way off, admiring her beautiful pedicure and cute little feet.

She asked if I wanted to eat her pussy. I almost laughed out loud at the way she pronounced it: "poo-see"

I kissed and licked up and down her tasty lips and had no trouble finding her very erect clit which was sticking out from under her meaty hood. Her lips were creamy and flavorful. As she adjusted a little, I noticed her anus. It was big and brown and looked very exotic. I told her she has a juicy little ass and that I wanted to taste it.

I'm not sure she knew exactly what I meant because she shivered and moaned when I touched her pucker with my wet tongue and nose. I pulled her closer and really starting lapping her. She tasted so sexy. I licked, kissed, sucked and grinded my nose on her tight beautiful butthole for about five minutes and she was loving it!

"You love it so much there!" she kept saying and moaning.

I returned my attention to her sweet big clit and after only about 30 seconds of flicking it with my tongue she was spasming in my face and her pussy was creaming down all over her butthole. She asked me for a towel to clean up.

After getting my pants and boxers off and laying on my bed, It took her like two minutes to finish me off with a handjob and blowjob. I wanted to cum on her thick little ass but I didn't get the chance. She used the towel to clean up the cum on my shaft and groin. I played with her toes and sucked her tits a bit.

She asked if I wanted to walk her home because she doesn't like walking that far in the dark, but I drove her home instead because it was raining a little.

Her name is Mydee. I will see her again Saturday night when her shift ends.

Nice pink pussy, so tight, what would you like to do to it

I (34F) tought i was bi or even lesbian util it came to me i preffer mostly much younger woman, and if possible submissive. So i can use them as i wish but, i dont even know if its sexual thing or its something wrong with me but i love to be rough , punch and humiliate them. Hotter they are more i hurt them, if they have really nice tits i punch and torture them, if they have nice face i make it serve as my chair, toilet or i trample their nose while getting really horny on toughts about makeing it crooked or leaving her tits saggy.

Looking to experience my first threesome with two beautiful women (one night fling, fwb or even an ongoing thing).  I'm a 32 white male. 5'8" 180lbs. I am std free, 420 friendly, with a high sex drive and a wide range of fetishs and kinks. 

I'm looking to enjoy the company of two ladys willing to have an exotic night! I would like to record and take photos of the night. I prefer not to wear a condom so birth control or tubes tied is a plus.

If interested please send age, location, a picture of the two of you. A picture of yall in Clothing and atleast one picture of both yall naked (underwear and bra is ok)  preferred.  A list of what yalls limits are would be nice as well. Hope to hear from yall.

I confess I went to the gym tonight specifically to see cock and be naked infront of other guys, I thought the showers would be private but I was wrong. So I went in the most private section, it seemed like an area for old people . I went out to check if anyone was around and a guy was walking into the shower, Im certin he seen my dick (I wasnt hard) and he went to his shower directly on the other side of the wall beside mine, after he left, i didnt see another guy come in, but I did see an older guy with longer hair come in, he chose a shower diagonal from me where he was in plain sight to me and i was in sight to him, so I figured he wanted a show, I started to soap my ass up really nice and my back was turned to him, so he probably enjoyed it very much, After I got a bit more comfortable, (and when he caught me trying to look at his dick a few times) I started turning around and making sure he could see my dick, which made me semi hard. He kept turning around also, and his dick was either really big, or semi hard as well, at one point he even basically was "washing" his ass and hos ass cheeks were bouncing everywhere, I thought we were alone the entire time but when I realized the gym was about to close I quickly finished my shower and seen a big hunk pass by, and a latino dude still showering out of my vision, what do you guys think? Should I have jacked off for him?

I confess I really want a younger chubby sissy male with tits as a wife to do with as I please.

* Keep feeding you to have that nice plump ass and tits.
* Train you to obey like a good wife.

I'd literally fuck you until you love me, daily. Work from home more just to cream inside your boycunt. Teach you to suck my dick like it's the best thing you've ever done and then fuck that throat until I cum deep down inside you. No, you don't get to pull my dick out of your little throat, I decide when you get to breathe. Have you hold my cock whenever I pee and then suck it clean. Mmm.. we could do so much.

It's my little secret fantasy ;)