my fat slug

Every office has a cheating little slut........here's ours! I love tucking her then going home and fucking the wife. Get that slugs cunt juice deep in the wife! I'm addicted to it : P

Bree begged me over and over to cum inside her sweet little pussy, she didn't want me to pull out and I joked with her, "I'm going to spray it all over your tits!"
She became angry and yelled at me, "cum in me you fucking asshole, cum in me, please!!!"
I looked into her pleading eyes, she wanted it so bad - so I gave it all to her. I came so hard inside of Bree that she couldn't keep it all inside of her and it cascaded out.
Today she called me up, "get your ass over here."
I thought she just wanted to fuck, and technically she did - but when I walked in the door she held up a pregnancy test.
"Congratulations, daddy."
My heart sunk to the floor, I didn't know what the fuck to think. Bree took off all of her clothing, pulled my pants down and started sucking.
"I've been so fucking horny for you all day, I need you in me... "
I whipped out my phone and was like, "this would make a nice picture," and snapped a shot of her sucking me off.
Again, I came in her pussy and we laid there.
"Should we get married?" I asked.
"Are you asking?"
I was silent for a bit, "Let's go pick a nice ring out for you, and maybe, just maybe I'll ask you."
She slugged me in the shoulder.
"Daddy bred his little slut..."
We fucked again. Find yourselves a woman that is your best friend guys, a woman that will be open to all kinds of things.

This guy has been shipwrecked on a desert island for 3 years now. He survives on basic fruit the island grows but he knows it is very unlikely he will be found. So he spends most days staring out to sea, ready with his dirty red shirt to wave.
One morning he is amazed to see a beautiful girl dressed in a wet-suit emerging from the sea.
"Hello!" she smiles, "Been here long?"
"Three years" he croaks, his heart quickening at the sight of a female form.
"How long since you've had a drink of alcohol?" she winks. Then she reaches round and unzips a pocket containing a hip flask and hands it to him.
Narrowing his eyes, he takes it from her and has a long, welcome slug.
"How long since you've had a good cigar?" she purrs - and again with a hand on her shapely buttock, unzips a pocket and hands him a waterproofed tin of Havana cigars.
"Three long years" He sighs, open mouthed now, is this a mirage? He leans forward to light a cigar as she proffers a lighter..
He regards her as he takes another swig of scotch and a long draw ...
She is now looking him straight in the eyes as she reaches for another zip - revealing her ample cleavage..
"Mm, and how long is it.." she unzips a bit further, "since you played around?"
Suddenly he bursts into laughter: "Go on!" he guffaws, " don't tell me you've got a set of golf clubs in there as well!"

His satisfaction is evident

junkie pleasing me to come for slug

I just read that 4chan is nothing but faggots with one inch dicks who couldn't even get laid by a fleshbot. Also read that nobody likes them since they're ass ugly and as stupid as garden slugs.

Just sayin...

i find it funny that no-one ever says ""father fucker""

like, for ex: WHATD YOU SAY PUNK??? IM GUNNA SLUG THE SHIT OUT OF YOU MOTHER FUCKER

but how come no1 ever says FATHER FUCKER???..

just once i wanna hear someone yell...

""HEY, (insert name here) YOU FUCKING FATHER FUCKER, DO U GOT BALLS TO SAY WHAT YOU JUST SAID TO MY FUCKING FACE???.. ""

ya know.. how come when people get into fist fights, you never hear the words ""FATHER FUCKER""

lol

So i made a vid for a guy i like on youtube, just your average horny mornin, and i shot so hard that a thick slug of it on my face, some of it on the wall behind me, and even some on the window blinds. Felt damn good too.

Anyway, i love being able to remind myself how gifted i am down there. Fuuun stuff hehe

I'VE GOT AN EXTRA TICKET TO METALICA. Playing Aug 20th at the new Vikings stadium. I'm planning on getting a nice room and parTy all weekend. Looking for a parTy slug to join me.