I confess that i just reamed my hole with a Tunnocks Caramel Log,the sensation of the rough coconut surface was awesome.The best part was eating it after i had finished.
Thank fuck i got a six pack.

Just spotted one of my old wins earlier and the silly wee cunt is still huffing with me lol.

Six yr ago the car I had the engine packed up and the car was left basically scrap but one of my then neighbours decided in his wisdom to buy it I found out later from someone else he thought it was a cheap fix and he was getting one over on me but ended up burning himself haha.

Anyway to get to the point he offered £400 a lowball figure for a car if it was going was worth £900 but with the blown engine scrapyard was offering £70 so I made up a BS story about another interested party and got him to £500 and as far as he would go.

Fair enough but just to try and squeeze more I told him I would let him know later even though I wanted to snap his hand off. So I am sitting in my house and his GF calls she had decided on her own to come over and see if I was selling to him or not because he was doing her head in going on about this great deal but rather than just say ok I thought I could bluff a few more quid out of the deal and told her the other party was possibly going an extra £20 no more than £50 but she said her BF could afford no more.

Hoping I hadn't overplayed my hand I was relieved when she suggested an alt arrangement and I was more than happy with her suggestion her BFs deal and she would give me a blowjob right there and then well I think you can all guess what I done.

So I was happy money in the bank and I have to admit one of the best BJs I ever had and eventually they realised they had screwed themselves and it made for a few dirty looks over the next few years lol but back to earlier spotted her in the local shop and she was none to pleased with me asking if she would be up for a bit off mutual oral sex ffs I was willing to return the favour you would think she would be happy haha time to get over it love lol.

As a successor to Craigslist, our newly posted Double List ad scored an A-plus last evening, as our gang bang group leader, Robby, pulled a 33 y/o thick blonde named Sophie for an M-F-M threesome at my place. Hooking up with women who answer random casual-sex ads is always a crap-shoot, since at least 50 percent of them flake out, but this was one case where everything went according to plan -- and then some!

Since she was without a car, I picked Sophie up in front of a liquor store a few blocks from where she was staying with her mom. She'd been living in Texas the past six years and had only returned to Denver a week earlier after her husband had ditched her. As you can see from the picture, she's a hottie: heavily tattooed across her shoulders and back, 36-C-plus tits on a solid 150-pound frame standing around 5-8, and strong legs. She admitted to some shy nervousness and had therefore picked up a pint of vodka to "relax herself"; she nipped at the bottle (along with hits from an accompanying bottle of orange Gatorade) as we drove the 15 minutes back to my house.

Robby had hoped to get a couple other guys from our group to join in on the fun, but the short notice prevented that from happening. No matter -- we two guys ultimately proved to be plenty for Sophie to handle. While the two of us waited for Robby to show up, Sophie kicked off her shoes and stripped off her jeans. No panties! She lay back on the bed and I pushed her sleeveless top up to expose her breasts -- no bra, either -- and played with her nipples for a couple of minutes until my "partner in crime" showed up.

Because Sophie had expressed a desire to be tied up and dominated, Robby arrived with a briefcase full of necessary items. We spent a couple of minutes wrapping her wrists and ankles in Velcro-type cuffs and then clipping them to the restraint system that slipped underneath the mattress. It was a setup that would have impressed the Marquis de Sade. With her arms and legs outstretched and her eyes covered in a black blindfold, Sophie was ready for action. Robby and I got undressed and went to work. I dove between her thighs and used my thumbs to spread apart her puffy, smooth-shaven labia, started sucking on her clit, and maneuvered first one and then two fingers into her already wet pussy. Robby knelt next to her face and she quickly wrapped her mouth around his rapidly hardening cock. I got her off much more quickly than expected, with her twisting against her restraints and moaning noisily around Robby's dick. I pulled away from her crotch and Robby dove in for a taste as we switched places. Eventually we released her legs and Robby pulled her down so that her buttocks were flush with the bottom edge of the mattress. He then pushed her legs up into the air and shoved his hard cock into her pussy, pounding away while I throat-fucked her. At some point we cut her loose and flipped her over, switching back and forth between one or the other of us fucking her pussy or mouth. Robby pulled out his spreader bar and attached her ankles to it. At this point she was on her back again, and he pushed her legs way up (I held them there) as he lubed up and slid his dick into her tight asshole.

We'd been fingering both her holes intermittently, but this was the ultimate penetration. I sat on her chest and shoved my dick into her mouth. gripping the sides of her face with my two hands as I tried to stick my cock all the way down her throat. Meanwhile, Robby was pounding her butthole and simultaneously pushing my newly purchased tube-shaped vibrator in and out of her vagina. He and I came pretty much at the same time -- he filled her ass with his goo while I dumped mine down her gullet.

At this point it was time for a break and some clean-up, so we undid Sophie's restraints and used a warm, moist washcloth to mop up as much as we could of the lube, jizz and pussy juices on our respective private parts. Meanwhile, Sophie took a couple of hits of Gatorade-chased vodka and declared she was ready for more action. With both of us guys old and having recently ejaculated, we instead went to work on her with fingers, tongues and my handy vibrator. Lying on her back with legs in the air, Sophie instructed me as to the optimal angle for vibrator penetration as she rubbed her clit furiously with a free hand. Meanwhile she was sucking on Robby's dick while fondling his balls with her other hand. As soon as I found just the right location, she begged me to "stay right there" and shortly exploded in a massive orgasm. She used her hand to push my hand away, effectively removing the vibrator from deep inside her pussy, but the "aftershocks" of the orgasm kept her entire body twitching for more than a minute once we'd backed away to let her come down from the excitement.

I talked her into flipping over and getting up on her knees, at which point I climbed around to the head of the bed and slid underneath her cantilevered body. Robby approached her at the foot of the bed and, following a generous application of lube, worked his dick back into her ass. I grabbed the back of her blonde head and pressed her face into my crotch, holding it there against her protestations as Robby pounded her ass yet again.She reached down and finger-fucked her pussy to another shake-inducing orgasm while deep-throating my cock -- admittedly not a grand feat as it's only 5.75" fully erect, but still....

By this time a couple of hours had passed, and I think we were all ready to cal it a night. I have no doubt that Sophie could have gone on for double that time, but she needed to be home by midnight and, besides, the guys in this scenario were worn out! While Robby packed up his gear and headed out the door, Sophie took a quick shower as I straightened up and tossed the sheets into the washing machine. They were covered in spilled lube and vaginal discharge, so a thorough washing was clearly warranted.

As I drove Sophie home, we discussed future activities. She was definitely open to some more multi-guy action, and Robby had promised to accommodate her, so long as we could get enough notice. I mentioned I'd been at the adult cinema at the time Robby emailed to let me know we had a "date" in a couple of hours. "You mean there's a place where they let you fuck in public?" she asked incredulously. I replied that it could be done discreetly, although most women who went there just gave blow jobs and had guys jack off on their tits. She responded, "Well, I've done discreet fucking in actual movie theaters, so that shouldn't be a problem." As I dropped her off, we agreed we'd try for a Saturday night "movie date" a couple of weeks down the road. I'm already looking forward to it.

Well I finally got the courage yesterday to go to Walmart and buy panties.i got a six pair pack of thong panties and I love them my cock stays hard. But I accidentally pulled them up and a could other guys as work seen I was wearing them. So today at lunch all I ate was cum the guys that saw me made me suck cock and fucked my asshole then finally making sure I swallowed every drop. My cock was hard the whole time I had to jack myself off when they were done with me and yes I ate my cum too

28 year old fit male with a six pack and 7" cock looking for a kinky female roleplay or real, cuckold, s&m, or bdsm who would be up to chat on phone or cam and hopefully meet up and play at some point.

I used to be married to this girl back in the late 90's and split with in 2001. She had a brother who was married to this pretty good looking woman named Connie and they had three daughters named Brittany (oldest), Jennifer, and Tracy (youngest). I was always pretty good friends with them and we've stayed more or less in touch since my ex and I split.

Back in '09 I ran into Connie at a bar one night. We started talking and joking which lead to flirting which lead to me taking her to my place for a long night of pretty great sex. We've hooked up off and on since and its always been great.

In early 2011 I was talking to Jennifer online one night. She had just turned 20 and the subject got on to alcohol. She mentioned that she wished she had some booze that night and I offered to bring her some. I picked up a six pack of some cheerleader beer for her and regular beer for me and went over. We had a few, one thing led to another and we ended up in bed. Wasn't the best I ever had and she wasn't all that attractive, but was fun. We hooked up a few more times til she found a boyfriend and subsequently married.

For xmas that same year Brittany got a gift certificate to where I work. She was maybe 22 at the time and very good looking. While I was working we talked a lot and ended up exchanging numbers. Over the next few days we texted back and forth quite a bit and I progressively got more and more flirty. Within a week we met at a hotel and had a fantastic time. We still get together fairly regularly, though lately she's been serious about some guy.

And then there was Tracy...

She turned 18 back in July and ever since I've been gently seducing her. Didn't want to scare her off cause she is just incredibly gorgeous and sexy. At first she was hesitant cause I'm married and 20 years older than her, but she warmed up to it.

Finally last night I went to see her new apartment. I brought her a nice housewarming present, we chatted awhile, and just hung out. I noticed that her clothes were all over the place and started joking about it finally pointing out a pile of bras and panties. It took very very little urging to talk her into modeling some for me and seeing her hot tight 18 year old body in a little thong and see through bra made my dick start dancing. I pulled her down on the bed with me and ran my hands all over her fantastic body. After a minute I told her that if she wanted me to stop she should tell me then cause pretty soon I wouldn't be able to. She just said, "Do what you want with me..." And I did.

She messaged me tonight to thank me for her housewarming present. I asked her if she wanted to get together again and she just sent back "Yes plz"

So, mother and all three daughters. And to my knowledge none of them know about the other. I know if you get 3 its a trifecta... Whats 4?

Anyway, that's my confession.

A Scotsman,an Irishman,a guy from Birmingham and a nigger are all travelling in the same compartment of a train.
The Irishman stands up,pulls out a six pack of Guinness,drinks one and then throws the other 5 out the window saying "there is plenty more of that where i come from".
The Scotsman,not to be outdone,pulls out a bottle of rare 50 year old MacCallan malt whisky,takes one sip and throws the rest out the window also saying "there is plenty more of that where i come from".
The guy from Birmingham stands up and says "where i come from there are loads more of these" and he threw the nigger out the window.

I'm tired of hearing from guys who have an average penis and say their too small. Every woman is different and its her love for you that counts. When I met my wife she had one dude before me who was packing. He was about eight inches and when they fucked he bashed her cervix. She held her breath, bit her teeth and cried every time his cock head bashed her. After having sex less than a dozen times she said no more. She bled constantly, got infections constantly non STD and never had an orgasm.

I'm not saying all women share the same depth. Some women can take a long penis. When we started dating and having sex my six inch thick penis was the perfect size for her. She orgasmed easily and was relaxed when I was inside her. Men should just be happy with what they have. Besides woman love it when you go down on them. it gets them wet and horny before you enter them. Peace

I’m an Australian airline pilot, one of my flights was Sydney to Bangkok, it was at Don Mueang Airport where I met my future wife.
She was a hostess for Thai Airways and the most beautiful girl I had ever seen.
I was walking out of the arrivals lounge in my Captains uniform and Sara was in her Hostess uniform when she walked past me turning and smiling.
After we met in Bangkok we dated for a couple of months then rented a condo near the airport and became a couple. I changed my schedule and now spent my time off in Bangkok, Sara was 19 years old and I was 28.
For our six-month anniversary we took a holiday to the Island of Phuket and stayed in a Hotel on the beach,
I still couldn’t believe how lucky I was having such a beautiful girlfriend. I was even starting to get used to other men always looking at her often to the annoyance of their girlfriends.
It was Saturday evening and we wanted to have some fun, we took a taxi to Patong and the famous Bangla Road. This famous red-light district road is lined with bars, clubs, neon lights, Thai girls dancing and talking with tourist men.
We stopped at a few bars had some drinks, watched the Go-go dancers and bar girls working the tourists.
After the street bars we settled in a club with tables and a stage where bar girls danced in tight crop tops and shorts. The club started filling up with tourists from many different countries and ages. We were sitting at a table near the stage and it became obvious to me that Sara was attracting more attention than the girls dancing.
I could see the bar girls noticing the attention she was attracting also, one girl came to our table and spoke with her in Thai, Sara told me she wants her to dance with her.
I said she should, she loves to dance and I was happy to watch.
They got up on the stage, the tourist men loved this and cheered, the girls started to dance. Sara was wearing a tight white t-shirt and cut off denim shorts, under this was a white padded strapless bra and black G-string.
After a couple of songs Sara and the bar girl had all of the attention, the bar girl took off her crop top revealing her petite boobs. The men cheered loudly and many were standing at the edge of the stage now, I had to stand to see the girls now.
The girls were dancing to Billie Jean when the bar girl grabbed the bottom of Sara’s t-shirt and started lifting it up. I couldn’t believe my eyes when she held her arms above her head and let the bar girl take it off.
The crowd went crazy, I saw Sara looking for me and caught her eye, I could see she was nervous.
I thought I would be jealous and I actually was however the raw sexual excitement was so much more powerful, at that moment I needed her to keep going more than anything in the world.
I smiled at her and nodded my head saying it’s ok although there was no way she could hear me.
Through the crowd I saw the bar girl undo Sara’s bra and take it off revealing her amazing boobs, the men went absolutely crazy, I nearly exploded.
I decided to push through the crowd and get to the edge of the stage also. The crowd of tourist men were like a pack of wild animals, it was obvious Sara was no bar girl, she was classy, petite and the most beautiful girl there.
Sara caught my eye again, she mouthed “I’m sorry”, I just smiled and gave her a thumbs up. I had never seen her like this before, I could see by the way she was dancing that she was loving the attention.
A couple more songs and both girls were naked, some other bar girls joined them also naked. Sara’s freshly shaved pussy was definitely getting the most attention.
The sexual energy was intense, there was security to stop any men getting up on the stage however its accepted for men touch the girls when they come close.
I could see the bar girls working the crowd now, each trying to find a man who will pay their “bar fine” and take them out for the evening and/or negotiate a price for sex.
Sara was staying back, not game to get close to the crowd of men with their outstretched groping hands.
Some bar girls still naked were now mingling with the men in the club, there was a room at the back with pool tables which was much quieter.
I called Sara over and said “let’s play pool” she replied “like this” I said “sure why not” she laughed and agreed, I could tell she was excited.
I cleared some space and got her down safely (well mostly), I turned around and she wrapped her arms around my waist. I held onto her hands and walked her through the crowd. I knew there was hands over Sara’s body. She was squeezing close but I could feel hands between us chasing after her boobs,
I could only imagine what was happening behind.
We got through the crowd, Sara’s only comment “well that was interesting”
I didn’t ask for details.
We setup the pool table and started to attract our own crowd again, the men were loving watching Sara bending over to take shots. They were better behaved now, not trying to touch and many talking with us.
After a few games Sara whispered in my ear “I’m horny” I said “so am I” and
“I want you right here right now”.
She giggled and said “how?” I took her hand and led her to the end of the pool table, I lifted her up and sat her on the table. She was giggling like crazy now, I spread her legs and lifted them up laying her back on the table.
I looked around and saw guys jaws dropping, I pushed her legs back and started licking her pussy.
This was like a switch being turned on, men surrounded us and hands went all over Sara’s body, guys held her arms back, her legs open, hands over her boobs, squeezing her nipples, fingers trying to get past me to seek out her pussy. One guy obsessed with her face, making her look into his eyes, stroking her cheeks, squeezing her lips, telling her to cum for him.
Licking her pussy, my fingers inside I felt her pussy clench tight and heard her squeal, I knew she was Cumming, men still holding her legs wide open.
In our normal love making this would be when we fuck, I was rock hard and more excited than I had ever been in my life. I looked around to see a crowd of men surrounding us with sleazy looks on their faces and hands still all over Sara’s body.
I decided we needed a souvenir and stood up taking my phone out of my pocket, without me guarding there was now fingers all over and inside her pussy, her ass, rubbing her clit. I switched my camera on and selected video,
I shot 20 seconds of video which seemed like hours at the time.
I put my phone back in my pocket caught her eye and said “let’s get out of here” I held out my hands, she fought her own hands free and grabbed mine.
I pulled her off the table and she grabbed me around the waist again hugging on tight.
I headed for the toilets and we moved through the crowd, I could hear Sara squealing and didn’t really want to imagine what was happening.
We made it to the toilets went inside a cubical and locked the door, Sara sat down on the toilet and said “OMG that was intense!” her eyes were sparkling,
I had never seen her like this before.
She grabbed at my hard cock, pulled it out from my shorts and started sucking like she had never sucked before. After swallowing my Cum she said “what about my clothes?”
I said “forget it, there is no way we are fighting our way back to the stage and I’m not leaving you here alone” I took off my shirt and gave it to her. She put it on like a dress, we decided to get out of the club.
Walking down Bangla road, Sara in just my shirt and me only wearing shorts we were getting a few strange looks however with our sexual energy and adrenaline running high we didn’t feel too out of place.