This is a confession I shared on non-porn boards but nobody had advice. 

My brother in law got in a loud confrontation with a bunch of locals at my wedding reception. About five guys eventually left laughing and my relatives looked mortified. I just thought they were drunk and didn't think about it for years.

Last Christmas I got drunk with my brother in law and somehow it came up. It turns out that my wife, who I thought had only been with one guy, had fucked every guy at that table and they were drunkenly swapping tales about her in earshot of my grandma, uncles, aunts, cousins. One talked about how she pulled the condom off because she hated condoms, which is true. She was on the pill when I met her but she said it was for menstrual cramps and I stupidly believed her.

Another guy talked about how he came in her mouth at an outside senior party and then my wife made out with a different guy later. This is why my brother in law kicked them out. This was over 20 years ago and I've been going with my wife to her small town reunions and shit and have probably met a ton of guys who used my wife like a cheap whore.

My relatives heard all this and when we were dancing at our wedding probably just thought about what a cuck idiot I was. My wife is a church going prim proper person but now I know a fake. 

I just want to take her out to get fucked by strangers like the deceitful whore she is. I'm disgusted and she doesn't know why I haven't had sex with her or even kissed her for months. My brother in law assumed I knew all this but I knew nothing. 

My confession is that I let my gf suck on my friend dick while she was rolling.
We were at his one bedroom apartment where he lives with his wife. He was letting me and my gf and another couple chill at his apartment while we took ecstasy. All 4 of us took it but him and his wife didn't. (She doesn't like to roll anymore). So about an hour into it I ask my friend if he would let me use his bedroom. He knew what I meant and said yes. Me and my gf went to the room and locked the door, we got butt naked and started trying to fuck. But my dick wasn't cooperating. I was too fucked up to get hard. She sucked me for a good while but I was still soft. We fooled around some more but still I was soft. So I told her to give it an hour and I should be ready. She was a bit upset cuase she really wanted dick. But she understood and got dressed. We went back to the living room and started drinking and listening to music. We were all really fucked up except my friend and his wife.

So after about an hour my gf is getting all horny again. She asks me if I'm ready to try again and I tell her to wait a little more. (My head was spinning and my eyes were unfocused) we would do heavy make outs in front of my friends and she even put her hand down my pants a couple times when she thought no one was looking. I also played with her pussy a little bit when she had a pillow laying on her lap.

Anyways she asks me for like the 3rd time if I was ready to try again. I said ok. And. I ask my friend if he would let me use his bedroom again. He said sure and I walked into the bedroom with her. Once inside the room she starts taking off her shirt and unbuckling her pants. I turn my attention to a small alarm clock in his room that has a radio and I try to turn the music on. But I'm too fucked up to get it to work so I call out to my friend to put the music on. He walks into the room and sees my gf with only her bra and panties sitting on his bed. He stares for a moment but walks over to the clock/radio which is near my gf. I was so fucked up that I hadn't thought about her being half naked. As his putting the music on and finding a rock station. I break the ice by saying "yea my gf can get pretty horny on ecstasy" which sounded retarded. But they both laughed and then she said if he had ever kissed a girl on ecstasy and how much fun it is. He said no. And then I just said well here's your turn. I was very horny myself even though my dick wasn't working and the whole situation with my gf in her panties and bra while my friend wife was in the living room talking with the other couple. I just felt really alive and horny and fucked up lol. So my friend just looks at me and says "really" and I said yea!

He looks at my gf sitting on his bed and she doesn't object. In fact she gives him a really big smile which was all he needed. He walks over and quickly kisses my gf for like a second. He looks back at me and sees that I'm cool with it. So he bends over and gives her a bigger longer kiss and they start swapping tongue and everything. He stops and says if I can be a lookout for his wife in case she come walking into the room. I didn't think it was going to go so far. I thought they were just going to kiss once and leave it at that. But I went ahead and stood by the doorway watching out in case his wife would come. He went back to making out with my gf but this time I saw his hand touching her tits. And she didn't try stopping him so he kept rubbing her body while making out with her. Then I see him put his hand between her thighs and he starts rubbing her pussy. First from the outside of her panties and then I see him move it to the side and starts fingering her. I couldn't believe this shit was happening. And it all happened so fast. One moment his putting on the radio and the next his got a finger up my gf pussy. I'd say this all happened in less than 2 minutes. So at this point I'm thinking when is this going to stop. Then I see my gf reach out her hands to his pants and starts undoing them. He turns his head to me and reminds me to lookout for his wife. Then he turn back to my gf and takes his dick out. I remember seeing how hard it was and my gf immediately grabbed it and put it into her mouth. She didn't pull any stops and went full throttle on his dick. Tryin to make him bust his nut before his wife suspects anything. He grabs the back of her head and starts fucking her mouth which upset me becuase he didn't have to treat my gf like that. So I told him his wife was coming and he quickly pulled his pants up and started walking out of the room. When he saw that his wife was still in the living room talking to the other couple he just said to me "dude wtf , she's still in the living room" and he walks back into the bedroom and pulls his dick out and my slutty gf just puts it back in her mouth. And sucks him off like a pro. After about 3 minutes of this he pulls out and says his too scared of getting caught and leaves us alone. I close the door and lay in the bed with her. She asks me if I'm mad and I said no. (Even though I was) but it was my fault for telling him to kiss her while she was on ecstasy. And I was too fucked up to fight anyways. I remember when I kissed her I could taste what I imagine is the taste of dick. It didn't taste bad, but there was definetly a taste to it. I also asked her what she would have done, if he would have cumed in her mouth. She says that she would have swallowed it. What a slut

After that day his asked me to hangout just the 3 of us. But I always tell him that we are busy. But who knows, maybe one day.

I'm smelling my friend's wife's dirty panties while i jerk off right now. Her cunt smells amazing and every time she walks into the room in her yoga pants I want to fuck the shit out of her. I fantasize every day that we secretly wife swap without either wife knowing by using blindfolds and handcuffs in bed...

After 5 years on sniffing her cunt via dirty panties it's time for my cock to explode in her.

I don't care what you call your political self. If you think the same people that ruined the economy are even WILLING to fix it, let alone can fix it. Then allow me to lay some shit down for you think about.

First lets establish the culprits in this sitch. Well Obama had just been swarn in to the senate in 2005 when the housing bubble,the Credit Default Swap market and 2 wars backed by massive tax cuts began a perfect storm for the coming of 2008.

Now, if you don't know what Credit Default Swaps are, I'll break it down. It's basically bunches of private citizens credit bundled and sold/bet on/leveraged or w/e. They were started in the early 90's and all the way to 1999 were only worth 300 billion. Very early in the the Bush first term they were deregulated and went from a minor way for banks to have some security in investments and then turned into a speculation and investor market. By 2002 they had reached 2 trillion in holdings. By 2007 it was over 60 trillion.

Lets think about this for a second. If it's Obamas fault that gas prices are (honestly not even as high as they were during katrina which the republicans did nothing about) as high as they are. Then it must be Bush and the republicans fault that all this deregulation and massive debt betting and hedging that started the collapse of our economy.

Now that this is all established. And is factual. Lets scale this down to something we all can relate to. Lets say you have a house. And the house is the country in 2008. And in the house the plumbing breaks and floods because you had some shoddy work done by a plumber between 2000 and 2007. Do you really think it's not going to take a SHIT load of money to fix that? Do you really think that you won't be losing money to fix something that just destroyed your house?

The idea that it's Obamas fault that the national debt is high because he had to fix something that he didn't cause is pure fallacy. Even if there's a couple of talking points like "clean energy" or "drilling and pipe lines" for you to grab hold of like a life jacket. It doesn't change the fact that you have to spend to fix what's broken. And sometimes it's SO f'd up that you're not going to think you're getting your moneys worth (IE the promise of 8% unemployment). Sometimes you just have to be thankful that things are getting better at all. And be damned happy that you're not letting that old shitty plumber back here to fix anything...

I understand you .. guys, don't like having to think about anything but what a paid media spokesman tells you. And don't like reading anything that doesn't fit in a one sentence sound byte. But I hope you try to read it and understand my meaning and know that it takes money not only to make money, but to fix a ton broken f'd up mistakes that were made. And again, it's a lot easier to make a problem than it is to fix it PROPLERLY. And further, sometimes NO ONE knows how to fix it at first or second or third looks. This simple fact can be scaled to most any economical,physical and mental breakdowns or problem or what have you..

Sooo... discuss. Or go fap and think about it and come back later and discuss.