Need a cameraman to record other men fucking me silly. I don't like when the guy holding the camera can't shoot it right because they're too busy fucking. 
I don't normally host but since you'd follow me everywhere you can come to my home. I'd give you daily dick suckings as long as I have my face clean shaven. I would be your sex toy BECAUSE I need someone recording while not fucking me as I take more cock. I can edit the footage myself just no shaky cam and focus on my feminine qualities. 

I found my fathers dildo collection when I was 30years old. My father is divorced. I heard my mother say shortly after they split "I hope he is happy with his toys". On day when I was checking on his house, making sure the heater was working during winter, curiosity go the better of me. Under the bed I found a box with an impressive dong that must have been a 12 incher. There was also a more slender vibrator. Both were clean but well used. I got shaky, nervous even, and instantly hard. I thought to myself, "should I touch them?". I knew my dad had these up his ass and would jerk off while sitting on these massive dildos. I never had a daddy fetish before, but I had to touch them. I had to feel the object that fucks my father. I ran to the bathroom and jerked off all over myself, the hardest I've cum in a long time. Right after I felt almost ashamed. I cleaned up, put everything back just as I saw them and left. I had 2 days left before my dad came home. I was hard again before I got home after a 15 minute drive. I jerked off again and again.

The next day I gave myself a couple of hours before work and checked on the house again. This time I wasn't going to feel ashamed or nervous. I also got it into my head that I had to lick and suck these toys that fuck my dad. The vibrator was smaller but honestly looked less clean so I choose the big dong. I licked round the head, imagining the last time it was pressed against my father's asshole. I kissed the tip and licked up and dad the shaft. I finally popped the whole tip into my mouth and ran my tongue around it. I wondered how thoroughly it was clean ever the last use, but it was too late to worry and I didn't care. It drove me crazy and I again blew a huge load.

I still get hard and jerk off thinking about it. The toys have since disappeared from under the bed, I don't know where they went and wonder if someone got suspicious and moved them. Well that's my story and I swear it is true.

I had a chubby brunette chick like this that was sexy and she cried loud as I made her strip because she didn't want to and when she got to her bra and panties she asked me in a sniffling shaky voice what now I said cunt get that bra off so I can see them titties and come closer and I grabbed her by her panties and I snatched them up into her cunt and pulled her around the room then I surprised her because I invited a big fat nasty dike over and sat back and just watched as she molested her and listened to her cry as it happened

shaky ted kennedy kicked the bucket. do you think they will throw the bum off of the chappaquidick bridge like when he killed mary jo kopechne?

OK so when I drink, I really drink. I don't do it often, so I make the most of house parties and sometimes do things I regret. I was at my friends 16th party and was on vodka and jager, so obviously within an hour I was trashed. These are the events that my friends told me, and even backed up with a video on my best mates phone...

I started the night by stripping down to just a t shirt and socks. Now it was quite cold in his garden what with it being winter so my already small dick had shrunk to about and inch and a half. I jumped about, with my little cock bobbing around, and apparently even attempted a helicopter. I would have thought my friends would at least have the decency to put some boxer shorts on me but no, they let it carry on. Next, I stumbled over to his pet dog, I'm not good with dogs but judging by the video i think it was a german shepherd, or something like that. At first the video is a bit shaky, and you can't really tell what is happening, but the next thing I know I'm watching a video of me licking the dogs balls, while shaking my dick in between my thumb and index finger. There were about 40 people there that night, and a week later they all still bark at me at college. I really don't know what I find more embarrassing, them knowing I have a 1.5 incher or them having a video of me pulling it while tonguing a dogs balls...

I am a 66 year old man that had never touched any illegal drug my entire life. That is until 4 months after my 64th birthday. i had been planning my escape from my world into the bad world of drugs for years and had studied all the information I could find. I wanted the baddest of the bad that gave the best high you can get using the most harmful method to get high. There really was only one choice. I was retiring and while the people that I worked planned and gave me a nice party I was putting my own parT together. When the big night arrived everything was ready and except for a couple people that helped me get what I needed and a nurse my home was empty. I sat quietly quietly watching them make up what they told me were rigs. Not a big amount of the white crystals went into each syringe (point as i found out later)then they finished up by adding close to the same amount of warm warm water to the point and shook it hard until it was nearly clear with a touch of cloudiness. Next they asked for the 20th time if I was sure I wanted to go through with this and was I aware of the risks were and i said in a shaky voice yes it was going to happen no matter how many times they asked and to please do it already. Then they put a tourniquet on one arm i don't remember which and the nurse started tapping around looking for the best vein she could find next i felt the sharpness of the needle as it entered. I knew at that split second my life would never be the same and I may have stepped into a black hole never to return. I watched intently as blood  came up into the point and the nurse slowly pushed the plunger down. She asked several times if there was any pain and i said no. The first thing I noticed was a slight taste of metal in my mouth then I could feel an intense pleasure rush through my veins  I could literally feel the meth flow through my veins. It was the most intense pleasure I had ever had in my life, I realized at that split second Tina was going to be my master and mistress for the rest of my years, my one and only true love. The first rush lasted for a bit more than 7 minutes. I have had longer more intense and shorter less intense but I have never had a terrible rush. I damn near killed  my self the first eight months I used. Months of slamming to soon or to much or not keeping myself hydrated and too big of slamm when no one was with me. After using hard for 8 months and ending up in the hospital. I realized something was going to have to change or I wouldn't live long enough to enjoy slamming Meth to really make it worth my while. I quit cold turkey in one day and for the next 9 months I was sober. it was all part of my plan because there was no way I was going to give up my lover Tina (meth), While I was sober I had a time lock safe installed and set it to open every Friday evening and let Tina out. I have never regretted letting Tina into my life and never look back