She's been drinking Starbucks® coffee and eating Dunkin'® Donuts all day long, and now she's ready to protect and serve this Nigger schlong-cock with her hot, dirty mouth, warm, wet breath, and sticky tongue...#FilthyCuntWhore
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Yo, bros! I'm desperately seeking a specific video of two girls and one guy. One girl is losing her virginity (is in pain) and the second girl is recording everything and shouting words of encouragement. The dude was really fat and didn't have an impressive schlong at all. The girl recording everything eventually takes over and gives the best ride I've seen in my life.
Does anyone know the video I'm talking about? It's been on my mind for days now
My confession is I fell over and hit my head. Sit back and relax while I tell you what happened. The reason I fell is because the floor around my toilet is rotten. I have a little schlong and when I piss, I don't stand close enough to the bowl. The floor gets the majority of my piss. Well, I was sitting down to dump a hefty load and the toilet shifted. It came off of the floor and I fell over sideways hitting my head. I couldn't get up and the Mrs. couldn't help me. She has poor circulation in her legs and doesn't get out of bed much. She called my sister at work. My sister stays with us. She came over and saw me the way I was and laughed. That really pissed me off. That's okay. When she gets drunk tonight and passes out, I will shave her mustache!