I convinced her to give me a golden shower, but how do I convince her to give me scat?

Hello all :-) I'm a single 29 year old sexually submissive guy based in Ireland. I'm ultimately looking towards being in a real long term relationship with the right type of Lady (aged around 20-40)

A little about me.. I think I'm a pretty nice guy, sure I have my off days, I'm far from perfect, but then again who is? Positives I guess: I'm very genuine, honest, caring, love having a good laugh, open minded, quirky/random/funny, witty etc.

I'm into the following:

Obviously first off, Dominant (Mistress/Switch female) and Submissive (Slave male) role play.

I have a massive Shiny Clothing Fetish (Shiny Nylon Puffer Jackets, Shiny Wetlook Leggings, Rubber, Latex, PVC, Leather, catsuit, corsets, panties, boots etc.)

Cuckolding (minimal experience thus far)

Bondage (Handcuffs, Rope, Chains)

Body worship (kissing/licking all over and the scent of the body)

Humiliation (Queening/Facesitting, Rimming, Dirty Talk, Name Calling, Cum Cleaning, Golden Showers, Forced fart breathing/sniffing, Being used & abused etc.)

Biting and being bitten

Breath play/control (smothering)

Punishments (I'm not what you'd call a massive pain slut though, open to further training)

Using toys (vibrators, dildos, handcuffs, butt plugs, gags, whips, strap-ons, electrical play, pumps)

I am also curious about and would like to experience things like Chastity Devices, Scat, forced bisexuality and orgy/gang bang/group sex.. Etc. :-)

So yep, that's a bit about me..

So who exactly am I looking for? Well there's no perfect person out there.. I'm looking for a mix of things that leads to sizzling chemistry, real feelings and a proper connection like.. Conventional vanilla love with the BDSM/Kink twist.

Personality wise I'd be looking for a Lady that is really genuine, honest, loyal, caring and open minded. A proper partner first and foremost.. Who can accept the vanilla aspects of a real relationship, but, one who is also Dominant enough to really mark Her territory through Her training and control.

Anyway that's me, I'd love to hear from you if you think I might be your type and would like to get to know each other better. :-)

P.S. Unfortunately I cannot relocate outside of my area in Ireland, however, I would still be interested in getting to know the right Lady from outside of my area/country/region as long as she would be willing to eventually move to relocate here to Ireland with me.

Regards,

Brendan

Warning ! Gay content! So now you have been warned!

This confession is a long time coming, no pun intended.  Some years ago I was going through this experimental phase and went on this Norwegian grindr-like website
and started communicating with a nice guy and I asked him over after a couple of days of communicating with him. I told him that I loved going naked, still do, and that I was looking for something of a sexual nature. Let us just say that I was quite graphic and leave it there.

He told me to open the door naked and if I did that, then he would love to help me out with my sexual needs. Well, it turns out that when the day came, he rang the door bell and when I peeped through the peep-hole, I realised that I knew the guy. But by now I was simply too horny to stop, I invited him in, and he undressed to be just as naked as I was. 
We talked for a few minutes and then I asked him about the help he had offered me. I told him that he was welcome to touch me wherever he wanted to.

I would not say no to virtually anything he wanted to do, except golden showers and scat. 
He started by saying that he wanted to blow me. I was shocked to hear that. I know how that sounds, but it was just the fact that here was a  guy I knew telling me that he wanted to suck me off. 

It did not take more than that sentence to get me hard. He got down on the floor and started to blow me.
I was in heaven. And as much as I tried to resist cumming, I had to cum. And he swallowed everything I had and did not spill a single drop.
After he did that, he smiled and told me that I actually tasted great. That was certainly one thing I did not expect to hear anyone ever complimenting me on, the taste of my cum.

After that, he started French kissing me and yes I could still feel the taste of my own cum on my tongue and I fucking loved it!
Then I heard him get a text-message as it was a very distinct signal and he got up to check it. He then excused himself and told me that he would love to come back for more but he had to leave now because of some sort of emergency. As I was too turned on to give a fucq, I did not ask.

I did not expect to hear from him again, but he kept his word and did come back for more.

I am a 26 year old man and last weekend, I finally got my fetish fulfilled. I finally got a woman to piss and shit on me. a woman I chatted online with who lives rather close and I shared a scat fetish. we finally met and we went on a date and talked about that we wanted to do. Finally I took her to my place and I laid in my bathtub as she showered me with her warm and delicious piss. This was as great as I ever thought it would be. My dick got hard as she was spraying in my face. She then turned around and shit on my chest. I loved watching it come out and it landed on my chest, all warm and sticky. The smell was incredible.

She turned around, stood over me. Spit in my face then grabbed a hunk of her shit off my chest and put into my mouth. It was oily and earthy, I loved it. It was as great as I ever could have imagined. She grabbed another hunk of her shit and jerked me off with it while she turned around and I licked her clean until i came in her shit covered hands.

It was incredible.

How can I convince her to give me her scat, or at least a golden shower?

Looking for messy people in 845 for IRL dirty play. 

BI married male loves gold and brown showers, would like to try feeding a sub. Scat blow jobs, eating dirty pussy and ass, spreading, guys and gals… 

I confess I love the idea of being a little slut. My boyfriend was out of town last weekend and he let me stay at his place while he was gone. He's got a huge one so I call him Beef when my bf's not around. I called him over the day my bf left and let him bang me. He pounded me balls deep on top until I squirted all over the sheets. Then he made me stand up and he fucked me from behind. I'm not huge on the way anal feels, but I love being nasty and I hadn't showered in two days so he got some of my shit on my dick. I'm not into scat at all, but it was soo trashy I loved it. I let him fuck my mouth until his dick was nice and clean.

The hottest part of it all was I've never even given my boyfriend a blow job, he thinks I hate doing it. I just like the idea of other guys being able to get it and not him. After I got the little bit of shit off his dick, he made me suck on his balls while he jacked off right in front of his face. He made me look up at him right as he was about to cum. After a while he finally blew his load and a stream went all over my bf's flat screen TV right behind me. A little bit got in my hair and the rest got on my face. I felt a little humiliated because he wouldn't even kiss or cuddle with me and he left a few minutes after he finished. I had to wash the sheets and wipe off the TV with windex the next morning so my bf wouldn't find out.

I'm almost 19 and my boyfriend's 22. I'd love to hear what some of you guys would like to do with me ;)

I got a golden shower from her.

She also gives scat.

Bi guy 49 here. Oh yeah and a bear to boot. This happened some years ago and back then I was a slut, and I will gladly admit that. Having said that, I was the bottom and I like it that way. 
Although I was not on Grindr, i was on a similar site.
I had for some time been looking for a guy to fistfuck me. Obviously he couldn't have hands that was too big. I mean, I did want to be able to walk properly after that, so I passed on a few guys. But I never let them leave without a blowjob. I mean, so sue me for loving to suck cock and from what I have been told, I was pretty good.

Then about a month goes by without a prospective lover looking for someone to fistfuck. Out of the blue, I get a message from a guy in Oslo, who wanted that ans so much more. He felt that his boyfriend running around was ruining their relationship. So, I said sure, come on over. I gave him my adress and on the dot the next day, he came. He had driven for over 2 hours to meet me.
We had agreed that I would meet him naked.
I was fine with that. Not the first time.
Although I was shocked to find that he was someone I already knew, I still let him in.
He was also stunned when he realised who I was.

I asked him, if he was uncomfortable with me, he said no. I told him that I would do whatever he wanted me to do, except scat and wet.  Even though we had been friends in college, we never knew about our kinky selves.
We were both pretty straight in college.
Anyway, I told him to strip and be naked with me.
He acquiesced and stripped. I could tell that he had showered just shortly before he came to me.

I like that in a partner. I gingerly leaned in to kiss him on the cheek and he turned his head quickly, so I ended up kissing him on the lips.
Apparently that was all it took.  He just looked at me and just asked if I was willing to be fucked by him. I said yes, obviously and then we went to the bedroom.
We laid down and he started to kiss me and I loved it.
He started to kiss my lips and then my nipples. He then took my cock and started to jack me off before he went down on me and as I came, he sucked me dry before he licked my cock dry. Don't get me wrong, I love getting my dick sucked. 

After he did that, he told me that he did it because he wanted to fuck my brains out, as well as fistfuck me.
By now, I was just in a daze. He could have called in a football team to fuck me bareback and I would have done it, no questions asked.
He was liberal with the lube, thank goodness. It turned out that he had a sleeping monster between his legs. And when it woke, I was in for the fuck of a lifetime. 
He let it gently slide into my butthole and away he went. 
First slowly, then like a jackhammer.
My ass was seriously pounded. And when he finally came, I got a warm feeling. He was into some seriously weird things, as he pulled out and started to rim me.
He was licking my ass clean. 
After he was done lickiing me, he took a piece of bubble gum and kissed me.
Was I any good,  I asked him. He said that he had secretly wanted to nail my ass in college. So yes, I was apparently everything he wanted. 

Bare in mind that I was still sort of recovering after that jackhammer pounding. 
I told him to fistfuck me if he wanted to.
Again he lubed up and carefully started.
The first two fingers went in easy, as did three and four and eventually all five. Then he got all of his hand inside me. I was getting high from this, seriously.
He started and after a while my ass was literally numb and I loved it.

Somehow he was able to activate his phone. And as he was fistfucking me, he called a friend and he had apparently been in the car with him. He had apparently been waiting this whole time while we were busy. 
He came into the bedroom naked and while my friend was fistfucking me, he asked me casually if I wanted to suck cock and I just nodded. I had a fist up my ass and a cock in my mouth. He even deep throated me to the point of me almost choking but I was so high, for lack of a better word, that I was fine with it, as bizarre as that might sound.
He ejaculated and I swallowed everything. Afterwards he bent down and kissed me.
My friend changed out his fist with his dick and I was like a junkie getting his fix.

I ended up being fucked to the point of exhaustion. They left a little over a hundred pounds on my nightstand before they left, with a note asking for a repeat in the future. They also included a phone number for me to call, when I was ready.

I am more than well aware of how this all sounds, but it's true.

My wife is fresh out of the shower.  How would you like to dirty her up.  No scat.