On a whim i took a 2 hour break today from work to go fuck a nice young escort. Highly recommended. She was sweet, clean, young, relaxed and stayed soaking wet. I assumed she would have condoms but she didn’t, she was clean and had no problem raw dogging it. Risky, but she’s a sweet little hair dresser that fucks on the side, not a tranq zombie covered in scabs sleeping in an open sinkhole nodding off until she smells dick, money, or dope. Came in her mouth, cleaned up, kissed her on the head and back to work :)
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I regularly take bake cakes for my colleagues at work. What they don't reallise is that they contain piss, shit, spunk, snott, dog poo, scabs, zit puss etc.
Jerry's at the urinal in an airport restroom when a guy with no arms sidles up next to him and pleads, "Hey, buddy�can you help me out here?"
Though he feels uneasy, Jerry bravely unzips the man, takes a deep breath, and reaches in to pull out the guy's penis. Much to his horror, its hideous. Its moldy and bluish green, covered with pus-filled scabs, and it reeks something awful.
Imagining the kudos he'll get on Judgment Day, Jerry holds the mans unit while he finishes urinating, shakes it, then puts it back in the mans pants and zips him up.
The guy tells Jerry, "Thanks, man, I really appreciate it."
"No problem," says Jerry. "But I gotta ask�What the hells wrong with your johnson?"
The guy pokes his arms back out of his sleeves and says, "I dont know, but I sure as hell aint touching it."
I eat my own hair and skin/scabs. I also eat pus from pimples and blackheads. My skin is pretty cleer but Sometimes I wish I had acne really bad just to pop them and eat.
So the other night I was fucking this lot lizard. Her pussy was like sand paper. I told goddamn bitch your puusy is as rough as a cobb. She apologizes and excuses herself. About 10 minutes later she came back to the truck and her pussy was as smooth as silk.
I asked the lot lizard what did she do to get her pussy from being so rough to so smooth? She replied that she had simply picked the scabs and let the puss run.
There used to be this crack whore in Gary Indiana that would pick the scabs off her snatch and save them for me. Then about once a month I would have enough to mix them with a little mayo and make a scabbage sandwich. Now thats good eatin.