Hey vatos, que paso? I was a merc in the Mexican Special Forces. We were responsible for hunting down illegal burrito smugglers. I got into a lot of scary situations, but always came out on top. (sometimes covered in salsa, sometimes in pico-de-gallo) The Mexicans now want me to accept a medal for bravery! I was one of 7 who didn't quit in the first week. Now I'm thinking of joining the Zetas, and getting some real jack for my mad burrito hunting skills. Got some cool homies I'm down with, so I might get down on that. Adios.

salsa?

I confess I like hot really hot salsa feels coming out my ass the next day. Just makes the morning shit that much more epic.

CONFESSION:  So I get a couple loads a week in my wife when we fuck.   I have also been slipping my cum in her food and drinks.   She never notices and I have put at least ten loads in her.

I came in a jar of salsa and was hoping to share some chips with my wife.  Her sister and her two teenage daughters cleaned the salsa out.  So I got five with the same load.

Yesterday,  I came in her pumpkin coffee.  Said she loved it.

Earlier this summer my father re-married his first wife. Thankfully not my mother because she's the quintessential stepford wife cunt. However she's a fitness trainer at Golds, has a rockin body and even though she's six years older than my mom, she looks ten years younger. Well she also has a son from another marriage who is a couple years older than me and also deaf. My father was away on business and I had introduced my step brother to my extensive porn collection. I had just about anything you could think of that wasn't overly taboo, but as far as my brother was concerned it was perfect. Well when his mom and my dad were both gone he would watch the TV in their room. Don't know didn't care. He and I had it worked out that if he was in their room watching porn and i saw either of them coming up the drive, I would hit the wall behind me a couple times because he could feel it and get out. He and I got along pretty well. His mom was a different story. I couldn't do shit right and on more than one occasion she told me she wanted me to go live with my mom. I figured it was time to have a little fun and at the same time show her that her son wasn't as perfect as she made him out to be. I knew he was up in their room watching porn so when she came home, I failed to knock on the wall. She opened the bedroom door and there was her son, completely naked, laying on the bed with the bottoms of his feet pressed together in front of him, cock in hand so hard it could cut diamonds. Unfortunately he didn't hear her screaming or notice her quick enough because by the time she got to him he'd already started to cum. He couldn't stop and his mom couldn't move fast enough. I don't know what she was thinking, but she grabbed for the hand that was wrapped around his cock and ended up with her son's cum down her arm. It was fucking awesome. I expected to have my ass handed to me by him that night, but surprisingly no. Now I knew there was no way in hell she would tell my dad about it, but I didn't care. My little plan worked out better than I thought. A few days went by and nothing was ever said. The following week my step brother came to me and let me know he was going up to our parents room to watch more porn. I affirmed what he said and told him I'd remember to knock on the wall. He smiled, and told me to make sure I did. A couple hours later I saw his mom pull up the drive so I knocked on the wall. Up the stairs she went and I heard her open the bedroom door. Once again she started the screaming so this time I ran up there. Sure enough he was still stroking his cock but was pointing at the TV with his free hand. His mom turned to the TV and went sheet white. When I knocked on the wall he took out the porn DVD and put in one of his mother's instructor DVDs. He was watching his mom's stupid salsa aerobic workout DVD and jacking off to it. Of course I made sure to let her know we had about 100 other options, but I both preferred that one. Needless to say I ended up going to live with my mom after all.