Something about seeing my neighbor's wife's sexy ass in leggings and sexy feet in rich girl socks makes me want to fuck the shit out of her. Any ideas?

I don't know why i bother coming online anymore, it used to be fun talking to different people from all over the world and playing games with them. But now all the chat rooms are filled with fat ugly girls that think they are gods gift to men. What makes matters worse is that most of the guys spend all the time begging to see their nasty ass tits on cam. It's not like the internet doesn't have enough free chat rooms with good looking models on it who are naked. I only come online now to check my emails and jerk off to the models before i go to work.
It has been a long time since i have talked to anyone who made me give a shit about what they are saying. Even on tv the women have nothing interesting to talk about, they just stand around trying to be noticed and pulling pouting faces.

My list of women who piss me off for being useless and yet being rich....
helen flanagan
snookie
tulisa
kim kardashiananana (not even going to google it to see how its spelled)
Ke$ha (why the fuck spell your names with a symbol!!)
When i think about the culture we live in i can see why other nations would dispise us. They are going hungry and also don't have fresh drinking water, where as we are wasting stupid amounts of water and food each day. People are getting crazy fat and then they are spending more money on special foods, tablets and ways to get thin. Um here's a thought.... STOP CRAMMING BACON DOWN YOUR FUCKING NECKS! We are also spending our money on whatever piece of shit a celebrity puts their name on.

Am i the only one who feels this way?

This past summer I've been working at a golf course in a wealthy area of town. I've had opportunities to chat with a bunch of rich older women who are willing to go behind their husband's back. I've been interested in one in particular. She's in her mid 50's, has an amazing body, and who had expressed some interest in me. One day, about two months after meeting her, she gave me her phone number and we began talking after I got off work. After a few days of frequent texting, our conversations began to get more sexual in nature. It began with her talking about how her husband wasn't providing what she desired. Eventually it progressed into her talking about what she wanted to do with me, and some of her fantasies. So fast forward to last week when we are talking in my car after work. One thing leads to another and next thing I know, she's on my lap, and we're making out pretty heavily. I'm grabbing her ass and shes grinding on my stiff cock. I tell her that we need to drive somewhere where there wouldn't be anyone to intrude on us, so we end up on a state road outside of town. When we stop, we pick up right where we left off. After a few minutes of making out, she take off her top, revealing her C cup tits, still hidden behind a sports bra. Even through the bra, her nipples are visibly hard, so I decide to pull the bra off. I start playing with her breasts as she starts to moan. She takes off my shirt and starts to undo my belt and pants. After she has my pants off, she begins to rub my cock. I'm not gonna try to say I have a porn star sized cock, its about 6 inches, but she is loving every bit of it. She starts sucking it as I continue to explore every inch of her exposed torso. After a few minutes of the best head I've ever received, I take off her shorts and panties and begin to finger her sopping pussy. She hops onto my cock and starts riding it, all while I'm playing with her amazing tits. She has an orgasm after a few minutes of riding me. After about 6 or 7 minutes, I tell her that I'm going to cum pretty soon. She gets off me and goes back to sucking. Maybe a minute after she starts sucking, I fill her mouth with the absolute biggest load I've ever shot. She swallowed it with a smile on her face, before putting her clothes back on and fixing her hair. After I dropped her off back at her car, I received a text from her saying that she enjoyed it and that we should do it again sometime.

I confess I did something dirty at my new job which requires me to be inside the whole house. Well my first job was at a beauty of a milf's house. Nice ass fucken house to say the least. Was a rich and hot as fuck housewife with her son and his babysitter upstairs. She worked out in her workout room, which i was working right next. A little while after my partner said he was gonna go to the master bedroom but noticed even though the door was wide open she was showering. Sometime after knowing she was a few walls away in the kitchen with her son, I took the chance and dug threw her hamper. All that was in it was what she just had taken off...lets just say i wacked off to her scent on her sexy ass victoria secret panties. omg the smell of her ass and pussy all at once quickly sent me over the edge... dam she was fkn smokin

Authentic?

The restaurant that I work for provided us with a shift meal; for which I’m grateful.

It was shepherd’s pie. But different than any kind of shepherd’s pie or lamb dish that I had in england, ireland or the states.

My friend Sean, the dishwasher, spoke to the cook, “That has some heat.”

I joined in “Sean, it had a kick to it!!! It was hot!”

Sean and I were in agreement.

Our young friend, Ryan, the cook said “Well, it didn’t have a lot of flavor. And I had some tabasco sauce. So I added tabasco sauce.”

LMAO!!!!

Shepherd’s pie was popular in Europe since 1791!!! But young Ryan is gonna throw centuries of tradition out the window. Serve our rich customers his own concoction that has tobasco sauce!!! “Traditional Shepherd’s Pie” with tobasco sauce!!!

Again, LMAO!!!

Our head chef is often arrogant, mean and insulting -- like the steryotype; like Gordan Ramsay.

Part of me wants to approach his pompus ass and say “Chef, I liked the “Authentic Shepherd’s Pie.” But do you think we might also serve another dish? Call that ”Authentic Shepherd’s Pie without tabasco sauce?”

:) I’m totally not going to do this cause Ryan is a good guy and been a good friend to me, personally. Absolutely do not wanna throw him under a bus.

But it makes me laugh. :)