i hate my brother. im a 42 year old divorced woman with a failed career and i'm barren even though my ex husband and I were trying for years. He left me to be with another woman who can provide him with a family. My brother is youger than me, has a great job and a very pretty girlfriend. so i get my own back when i visit by peeing on their toothbrushes and sometimes ill stick their toothbrushes up my pussy. I like the thought of my snooty bro and his gf unwittingly tasting me there.

I confess that one of my kinkiest, dirtiest fantasies came true yesterday. I went to get a massage from this older spanish lady. Skinny, great body, not so much face. I laid naked and she rubbed me down good. Got in my ass crack and all. I turned over, she rubbed inner legs, I got hard and she went to rub my balls. I started grabbing her ass, and since she was wearing a dress, I went up under. I felt a thong, and I decided to pull aside her thong and touch her pussy. I felt her get weak in her knees, so I shoved my finger as deep as I could. She started moaning. I thought, wtf. I had my middle finger in her pussy, so I started touching her ass with my pointer finger. I didn't waste much time, and i shoved finger in her ass. So there I was, both fingers deep in her ass and pussy. She started sucking me, and even though by herself she only got half way down my shaft (8 inches) I put my other hand behind her head and shoved her head down. It was rough for her and i felt her gag, but she finally took all 8 inches down he throat. Again, I thought to myself, let me try whatever I want with her. I got up off the table, laid her down and I sat on her face. I spread my ass open and she licked my asshole clean. I was practically riding her face with my ass. So hell, I got up. bent her over and fucked her hard. After 15 min of fucking her, i pulled out and slid it in her ass. I couldn't believe how easily she took all of my in her ass. I pushed deep and hard, and she took it all. This is where my real dirty fantasy came to play. I had always loved the idea of pissing on a girl. But shit, why not take it farther since I felt like I had to pee. I slowed down a little and started pissing in her ass with my cock inside her. I started sliding in and out while pissing. I slid all out and my urine went all over her back and shoulders. I couldn't believe this was happening, it felt amazing. Of course I had to take it one step farther. I pulled out and while pissing I slid inside her pussy. FYI- ass can hold a lot more urine than a pussy. I was fucking her while pissing, and it was pouring back out of her snatch. I was all done pissing, so I slid back in her ass and had not care what so ever. I went to town on her ass. As hard as I could fuck her, I did. She was screaming outloud in pain, and i finally busted my load inside her ass. I pulled out, she turned around, I pushed her down on her knees and stuck my cock inside her mouth to clean me off. I gave her 30 euro for the massage and left.

Me (21f) and my gf (21f) like to pee on each other and then lick each other clean again.

I love the taste of pee on her tits, her pussy, her toes.

We also pee in each other's mouths, swallow some of it and then spit the rest out over the other.

Been doing this for a few years now and am completely addicted.

So has this happened to any one else? My fiance and I were fucking really hard and she tensed up and my dick was pushed out and I thrusted again was her nail cut the inside on my pee hole. I had my cock ring on so I was rock hard l, blood squirted all over her pussy and legs she was in shock and thought I would be to but I'm used to seeing blood from cuts at work. Anyways has this or anything similar happened to you? Let's here some funny, bad, or fail stories

I remember this girl Katrina taking off her shorts and panties and squatting down putting her pussy in my mouth and then peeing down my throat one afternoon when we were outside in public and she made me drink her urine right there in front of other people while they were watching. God I loved the taste of her urine in my throat.