So, I don't get it. I was out of town, went out for drinks and went to a strip club. This blonde cutie chats me up, she's running around naked. Of course she wants me to buy her drinks, par for the course right? Then she's talking about hooking up (which I thought they couldn't do). So I laughed, and was like "yeah you're not allowed to do that, just like I can't take your picture."
"you can take my picture if I give you permission..."
And I was like, "nah I'm good."
But she insisted, "I'm authentic, take my picture - pick me up when I get off at 12:30am, you got a room?"
So stupid me takes her picture and instantly I have two bouncers on me and I was literally thrown out on my ass. It was 11:20pm so I decided to wait and see if she would still want to hook up.
Sure enough she comes out and I get out of my car and wave to her, she waves back and comes up to me.
"I'm so sorry about that, I told them to let you back in but they said it was company policy to boot you, but hey, about that date - I have to get home but perhaps tomorrow?"
She kisses me on my cheek, and leaves. What the fuck was that even all about?
I have to confess, I'm confused. Was there some kind of scam? What am I missing here. No money was stolen - just about $30 on buying her drinks and another $20 for a lap dance with her (where she put her tits in my face and went upside down and poked my nose with her pussy).

I would love to fuck my sister-in-law. She has a nice ass and wears pants so tight that they go into her pussy and she has a nice camel toe.

My dream from last night!
so my FtM son (25) who I would love to be taken and bred before he decides to get rid of his pussy. Well I dreamed he was all fat and pregnant. He walked around naked and his pussy wet all the time. He was like 8 months pregnant and decided I should belong to him. He decided to turn things around. Next thing I know, I’m hung up by my tits, he’s got a line to fuck me. I’m covered in cum and every few minutes he will punch my tits, spit on me or shove his hand in my ass.

i am still so turned on, im laying in his bed with a dildo in my pussy wearing his dirty underwear.

I'm a hetero male. Love women .. Lips, tits, pussy & ass. Love it all. i confess that lately, I've been intrigued by watching shemales .. videos, webcams. Watching them self-sucking in particular. I would love to find videos of trannys fucking their own tits, and self sucking.

My sexy pawgs beat up asshole and super hairy pussy and ass. Still dumping your nut in it?

I'm in the dressing room...all alone. I want you to come in and pull down my shorts and panties and bend me over and fuck my pussy and then slip it in my ass while video tapings it. Then I want you to have me on my knees and suck the cum out of you hard dick and invite your friends to fuck me randomly...can you make my fantasy come true..

I'm a nympho who loves anal. I can't get get enough anal. Don't bother with my pussy, just shove your cock up my ass. I love gape and rosebud porn and I want nothing more than to be able to take a nice big fist in my own ass. But every time I find a guy willing to try HE chickens out when the stretch gets a little uncomfortable.

I'm sick of being babied. I want a guy to tie me up and gag me and work his damn fist into my ass whether I like it or not. To fuck me open relentlessly and slam his knuckles up against my asshole until it gives. And I don't just want to take his fist. I want him to ruin me for cock. I want him to punch his fist deep in my once-tight asshole and rip it back out. I want him to punchfuck me while I scream into the gag, sobbing and helpless. I want him to brutalize my hole until my rosebud spills out and then I want him to shove it back inside me with his fist.

I want my ass to just be a hole that swallows up anything it's given. I want a stranger in the street to be able to bend me over and shove a beer bottle right up there without any resistance. And I want to be that way because someone saw me for the dumb useless slut I really am and decided to use me the way I'm meant to be used.

Cute Asian Teen Who Works At Subway

I asked out a cute 19-year-old Asian girl from Subway who is out of my league but she surprisingly said yes. We saw a movie then walked around the mall and had some coffee and a pastry. Turns out she only lives about 6 blocks from me so I dropped my car off then I walked her home in the dark as the night was cool but nice.

It was arranged she would come over to my place Wednesday night and after some video games, netflix and some softcore porn she was getting frisky. She said she had only had sex twice before and was interested in messing around but not fucking. I was totally down with that.

She had cute perky B-cup boobs with long, very erect nips which I enjoyed sucking while she rubbed my dick through my jeans. I started moving down her body and she liked when I licked her belly button and kissed her right above her waistline.

I undid the button and zipper on her skinny jeans and pulled them down to reveal super cute blue and pink thong panties with a little white and black checkered bow positioned about at her clit. I could smell her through her panties and it was incredible. I kissed her plump mound for about a minute before she told me to take them off and kiss her.

She had a neatly trimmed triangle of hair above her clit and very thick inner pussy lips. The site and sweet scent of her wet meaty teen pussy had my dick literally throbbing. I pulled her jeans and panties all the way off, admiring her beautiful pedicure and cute little feet.

She asked if I wanted to eat her pussy. I almost laughed out loud at the way she pronounced it: "poo-see"

I kissed and licked up and down her tasty lips and had no trouble finding her very erect clit which was sticking out from under her meaty hood. Her lips were creamy and flavorful. As she adjusted a little, I noticed her anus. It was big and brown and looked very exotic. I told her she has a juicy little ass and that I wanted to taste it.

I'm not sure she knew exactly what I meant because she shivered and moaned when I touched her pucker with my wet tongue and nose. I pulled her closer and really starting lapping her. She tasted so sexy. I licked, kissed, sucked and grinded my nose on her tight beautiful butthole for about five minutes and she was loving it!

"You love it so much there!" she kept saying and moaning.

I returned my attention to her sweet big clit and after only about 30 seconds of flicking it with my tongue she was spasming in my face and her pussy was creaming down all over her butthole. She asked me for a towel to clean up.

After getting my pants and boxers off and laying on my bed, It took her like two minutes to finish me off with a handjob and blowjob. I wanted to cum on her thick little ass but I didn't get the chance. She used the towel to clean up the cum on my shaft and groin. I played with her toes and sucked her tits a bit.

She asked if I wanted to walk her home because she doesn't like walking that far in the dark, but I drove her home instead because it was raining a little.

Her name is Mydee. I will see her again Saturday night when her shift ends.

this bitch loves it in the ass and loves when people watch her. she dresses slutty and flashes her tits ass and pussy in public. hell, she even flashed her asshole one time. great fuck. just like her mom but younger and hotter.

I used to bang this chick before she joined the Navy, lost contact with her when she joined. Turns out she got married to this Navy dude. She had such a nice body ~20 years ago, sexy legs, nice ass big tits and a petite frame. Her pussy was nice and tight and she was a freak in bed. She was my first anal experience (didn't go to well lol). I recently caught up with her and holy fuck did she let herself go. I'm glad I got to fuck her in her prime. I remember when my dad met her the next day he was like, "She's got some nice tits!" haha. She was the first to ever truly deep throat my cock, she always would tell me, "don't ever ask where I learned how to do this stuff," and I never did. Good memories... sad she let herself go. I would have enjoyed being inside her again! It's those times when you reflect back and wonder what previous lovers are doing and find out, you're like - "damn, I made the right decision!"