Where is the most exotic place you've had sex? My first would be in a Macy's changing room with my ex. My second would be in a Porta-Potty with a chick I met on CL a few years back.

NOW THIS....... ""THIS"" IS HOW ""ALL"" WOMEN SHOULD BE TREATED

12:50

real doll in action

anonymous 30.7K

just SHUT THE FUCK UP and LET US FUCK YOU!!!
just shut your fucking potty mouth and let us have our way with you!!!!!

(guys has sex with doll) realdoll.com

I am a married white male, 35 years old. I live in Western illinois, near quincy, and I like to cheat on my wife with men. I prefer black guys, and am absolutely submissive when it comes to them. I've let them do some pretty nasty humiliating things to me. I let them spit on me, hit me, choke me, I suck them clean every time they pull out if my ass, I've drank their piss, had this piss deep in my ass, sucked their nasty toes clean and licked their ashy feet until they shone. I let one shove my head down in a porta-potty toilet bowl while he fucked me. It was the most uncomfortable disgusting thing I've ever done and I came while he was wrecking my insides. I live when they call me a stupid worthless sissy bitch, love when they crack me in the ribs with every pump.
The white guys I've been with I just don't feel as submissive towards. I feel more dominant with them, like I should be the top instead of bottoming.
If there's any black guys in the quincy area that need an attentive fuck buddy that's happily married so will never ask you for more than that dick, hit me up.

I live in a rural community where nothing much goes on without everyone getting to know. Most of the guys around here seem to be only interested in farming beer and sport. All the guys that aren't I've fucked and I'm so bored with their cocks.
There is a new guy who moved in to a house at the end of main street who only moved in a few weeks ago but doesn't go in any of the pubs. He's middle aged, skinny but has eyes that mesmerise me. After I downed a few vodkas last night I took a walk down hoping to catch his eye and more if I can.
I did and we went inside his house. We chatted for a bit and I flirted with him and gave him a good look at my cleavage but he seemed uninterested. I'm 23, pretty with dd sized tits and a firm body what is there not to like. If he hadn't been tellin me about his dead misses I would have said gay.
I made an excuse and went to the toilet. It was upstairs and I found his bedroom I went in and undressed to my underwear and shouted that I needed his help. I didn't get the reaction I thought, he was fuming that I was in his room and told me that I was an awful girl with a potty mouth and if i didn't apologize he would spank me. Wittily I answered I just wanted a fuck not a fuck off. This made it worse and he grabbed me and pushed me face down on the bed and started to spank my bottom. It really hurt but I could feel his hard cock pressing in to my side as he held me down. I kicked my legs and put my hand back to stop him, he didn't. He pulled my panties down and carried on. I don't know how long he slapped my ass but every one stung and when he finally stopped my ass was so hot and red.
He got his cock out, long not that wide but it was straight. He said something about this is what bad girls do to me. I let my bra drop to the floor and stepped out my knickers and took his cock in my mouth. We fucked in every position until he finally showered my red ass with his juice. I have never cum so much. Next time I'm a bad girl I know where to go.
So if you are a single guy and can get to derbyshire I'm Susie and I adore cock. Leave a comment and lets get together.....

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!!!!  My goal yesterday was to lick 3 porta potties clean and I failed to accomplish it. However I still had a amazing day.( check out yesterday's confession for the glorious story).
Today However I finally got 1 porta potty licked and it was amazing.  The urnial was covered in now black piss spatter. Witch tasted great and the bottom still had some relatively fresh piss for me to lap up. Then the seat was so sweet I had to kiss it gently befor caressing it with my tongue.  Under the seat I found one drip but it was very fresh and unflavored.  I didn't get down to the rim and im alittle disappointed with myself but hey there's always next time😉

😘😘😘your toilet licking faggot 

I confess that I once masturbated in a porta potty in a desert. I bet you folks don't meet many people who can say that.

This proud toilet licking faggot had a treat at the park. My plan for the day was to lick clean at least 2 port a potties at local parke today. However it being October I guess the town is closing up the parks early and they are all gone. There is one park with a physical building bit its rarely unlocked.  However today it was open and I found the stall cleaner than I expected. But I got in there and made sure to drag my tongue over every inch of the seat and rim. Lapping up and dried piss spatter I could find. Pics to fallow.

The urnial is where I hit the jackpot!! It must have not been flushed in days. It was dark amber and smells absolutely putrid.  So I instantly asked my self. "What is a pathetic toilet licking faggot to do in this situation?"
  I knew the answer instantly. I dropped to my knees (my natural resting state). Pursed my lips and pressed my lips against the spatter guard and slurped up half a mouth full. The taste and smell i was ready for (they were glorious) what I wasn't expecting was the viscosity.  It was thick and oily.  It coated my mouth like maple syrup would. I wish o was wearing my chastity cage or atleast a condom full of numbing cream. Because I was instantly rock hard. I try to never get hard. Especially when I'm fagging out. And usually I don't. But this was so I tence im still at a semi exile I type this. Anyway I swallowed and thats when the tast realy hit me. I ran my tongue over my teeth the feel the residue left behind and went in for another slurp.  I couldn't control my self. I feverishly started licking the urnial and chugging as much for the golden nectar as I could get. I was in my own world. I wasn't going to take pictures because it was in perfect line of sight of the proper open door and I knew if someone walked In have to react quick. However onec I got my face in there I entered my own world for 2 mins of someone did see me I would not have noticed until it was wayyyyyyy tooooooo late. Fortunately or unfortunately I got away with it and its been 30 mins and the tast in my mouth hasn't wained. Gonna try to find atlases one porta potty befor I end my day😘😘😘

Two potty stories about when I was in first grade. 23 years ago or so.

The first day, I was scared out of my mind. I looked down and piss was running down my leg outside of my courderoy pants. I couldn't stop myself so I just finished up and looked straight ahead hoping no one noticed. No one did.

One day my stomach was absolutely killing me. I asked to go to the bathroom about 4 times. The last time the teacher said I couldn't go again. So in I went and proceeded to take the biggest shit of my life. I literally filled the toilet bowl with shit. I was so scared I pulled my pants up and ran out of there. Didn't wipe or anything. For some reason the principal swatted my ass that day right before I left. Back then you didn't question adults though. I wonder if she knew I was full of shit. LMAO. To this day I remember someone yelling about how the toilet was full and how gross it was. Then the janitor went marching in with his plunger, ala groundskeeper willie. Fucking hilarious to think about.

this girl is always at the park that i ride my bike thru she hangs out near the porti-potty . the other day she asked me for some money so she could go get a soda..i asked if her mother knew she was here , she said my mom don't care if i'm at the park. so i gave her 2 bucks and told her not to be talking to strangers...an she said "but i like strangers they give me money an stuff"..i think the lil bitch was flirting with me. i took this pic with mt cell phone

I confess that I have a pool and my cousin came up to go swimming yesterday with her young daughters. After swimming her daughter went in my bathroom to get changed and "use the potty." Right after she opened the door and left the bathroom I went in there. She took a dump and I could still smell it. My cock instantly grew and hardened. I was in heaven. I started jerking off while imagining the shit coming out of her ass. It smelled like strait shit! Ever since then ive wanted to watch a little girl take a dump so I can wipe it and lick it clean