I used to masturbate onto birds at a local park. Not a thing that I'm particularly proud of but I became quite good at it. I was taking zinc supplements so I was shooting massive loads and it became something of a sport to me. For anyone interested here is your best strategy. first, you need to find an isolated spot so you don't become a sex offender. I found a short kind of channel area where I saw the pigeons would congregate. Next, you arouse yourself. I was usually content with envisioning the occasional jogging lady coming over and taking a shit on my chest and that was enough to fuel the fire but if you're not as sexually charged as me just take some porn on the go. After you're good an horny, you get some bread. My pigeons preferred white bread but healthier birds might have a taste for honey wheat or maybe even multigrain. Fat, unhealthy birds are slower and easier to hit so remember that. Once you are seated on the bench and ready to do the deed, whip your roosevelt out and scatter bread out within a few feet of you. use your judgement based on how far you know you can cum. I was a lonely and depraved soul who could hit targets the size of a thimble at distances up to 4 feet. You wait for the pigeons to begin eating and to get comfortable with your presence. At this point, you want to coo gently and talk sensually to them to gain their trust. Now you're finally ready to cum on your bird. This is a tough part because the rapid motion of masturbation is very frightening to the birds, so you have to be subtle. Once you master a technique, you simply wind it up and let it go, aiming depending on your past cumming experiences. I always came high so I would aim for the neck of the bird and catch it right in the face. It's an extremely satisfying and erotic feeling, seeing those birds reel around covered in cum and maybe even transporting it to other places in the city. Either way I haven't done it in years but every now and then I catch myself gazing wistfully at a flock of birds, cock throbbing and waiting for them to land close to me.
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I am 43 year old man from florida who has a confession. I had sex when i was 11 with 55 year old man,for two years starting in 1977. It was a man who befriended my mom after father was killed in car crash. My mom then had bouts of depression and alcholism which kept her in and out of hospitals and psych wards. So this man had me to himself for two years at his farm in indiana. The sex started as wrestling on floor. Which started long sessions of grinding, to point i could feel his erection and my own. At time i would just freeze and act like nothing was going on. Also when mom wasn't there he would walk out of shower and drop towel a couple of times. Making sure i seen his penis. Although very shy , i remember seeing a grown man cock and how it affected me. This progressed to him showing me porn on old reel to reel tapes. My first real sex with him happen at his pond at his farm between cornfields. He tricked me by asking me if i wanted to go swimming. I said yes , then he drove to the pond, knowing i didn't have swim trunks. He said no problem that we could skinny dip since we were miles from anyone being able to see us. I remember being scarred at that point because i was really shy kid , would even go barefooted hardly. Now was going to have to completly naked outside. He removed his clothes very quickly. I just froze and watched him , finally his underwear came down and showed he was half hard. about 7 inches long thich, full balls and red pubic hair. I had neaver seen a grown man this close before. I coulnd't take my eyes off of it. He noticed to , and ask if it was first man i had saw. I just nodded my head slowly yes. Then he walk towards me from his truck, Then said take your clothes off. I didn't move just put my head down. Come on turkey, he said, its alright we are both men so its alright to skinny dip. Either you take off your clothes or i will. At that point he just lifted up my little league uniform shirt over my head. Then pushed me back on the ground and lifted my right leg up and took off my baseball shoes and then pulled off my baseballs socks. Then did it to other leg. I felt competlty frozen, and excited, and scarred. He pulled my pants underwear off together in one motion. I laid naked on grass by the pond. Full erection. He told me i must like being naked with other guys or otherwise i wouldn't be hard. Then he layed on top of me. I remember him moaning as he did. I felt dizzy at this point just felt to new to me to have a naked man on top of me. He smelled of beer and strong cologne. Slowly started to kiss my neck then on my lips after afbout minute he stuck his tongue in my mouth. It was my very first kiss. His tongue felt so big and weird. He rolled on his side as we kissed and his hand moved down to my navel then very , very, slowly inched towards my hardon. I just had a little public hair at this point which he felt first and commented on. Then he grabbed me , nice and firm, I remember sent chills through me felt so good.
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