i saw a vid awhile ago, i seem to remember being waaay too young to have been watching porn at the time. i can't remember what the title was, the vid had these two hot women sitting at a table, talking. one has a meal set in front of her which she's eating and the other just has an empty plate, empty glass, silverware, napkin. at one point the girl who's eating says something. she stands up, moves over to the other side of the table and pisses in the other girls glass. then she takes the plate and shits on it. sets this meal in front of the other girl and she just starts digging in. grabs a fork and knife and eats a slice of the turd like it was any other food, washes it down with a swig of piss and goes back for another bite. meanwhile they keep talking- you'd think they don't even realize what she's eating. i didn't understand what they were saying, they were speaking like german or something, but it sounded conversational, like they might have been talking about the weather or something. they sure as hell didn't sound like they were acknowledging what was going on. anybody got this vid, like anywhere? please??

I don't know why i bother coming online anymore, it used to be fun talking to different people from all over the world and playing games with them. But now all the chat rooms are filled with fat ugly girls that think they are gods gift to men. What makes matters worse is that most of the guys spend all the time begging to see their nasty ass tits on cam. It's not like the internet doesn't have enough free chat rooms with good looking models on it who are naked. I only come online now to check my emails and jerk off to the models before i go to work.
It has been a long time since i have talked to anyone who made me give a shit about what they are saying. Even on tv the women have nothing interesting to talk about, they just stand around trying to be noticed and pulling pouting faces.

My list of women who piss me off for being useless and yet being rich....
helen flanagan
snookie
tulisa
kim kardashiananana (not even going to google it to see how its spelled)
Ke$ha (why the fuck spell your names with a symbol!!)
When i think about the culture we live in i can see why other nations would dispise us. They are going hungry and also don't have fresh drinking water, where as we are wasting stupid amounts of water and food each day. People are getting crazy fat and then they are spending more money on special foods, tablets and ways to get thin. Um here's a thought.... STOP CRAMMING BACON DOWN YOUR FUCKING NECKS! We are also spending our money on whatever piece of shit a celebrity puts their name on.

Am i the only one who feels this way?

sorry so much has been going on the last couple days i have had time to talk more about Todd and Nick.
nick was dropped off by his step mom "my daughter" for looking at gay porn and thinking he was gay and maybe wanting to try it one day. my daughter hates me because i'm bi and she caught me getting ass fucked one time and she stopped talking to me coming by or anything. then out of the blue she showed up and dumped her 19 year old step son off and said something a faggot for a faggot or something like that and drove off. after talking to him for a while a friend showed up to help him feel at ease.
NO we was not trying to push him into trying gay. we understand how he felt and still feels. mostly about being disowned by his family. we all been there.
but for some reason out of the blue things turned fast and go pretty wild fast.
the nice part for me was nick wanted to try and take a dick in his ass. and todd is fucking hung and hurts a lot of ass's when it fucks them and i'm 3 inches shorter then him and a good 1 inch thinner. so i got to take his cherry and he loved it. before the night was over nick even took most of todds monster coke and nick even got to fuck my GF/ neighbor. all with in like 9 hours.
now its been a few days and about then only thing none of us will not do is scat. other than that we will at least try it once.
well back to nick and todd.
they say they are not a couple but Nick is now todds bitch 100%. at my house about 90% of the time we are naked once we close the gates and when we setting around watching tv. all limp dick and all eating snaked and nick comes up set beside todd and the next thing we notice is nick is trying to get todd hard and starts sucking his dick until its brick hard. then sets on it and rides it until it goes limp 2 or 3 times a day. and he saw i was sounding myself and wanted to try it. and he loves it. i told him he is now the house slut. that he will bend over for anyone that wants his ass. and he agreed.
what he dont know is this weekend we plan to give him his first piss enema. and todd can go balls deep and piss a gallon and not alot of people can do that.
even though nick wasn't sure if he was gay or not at the time he was dumped here. we all knew and he damn sure knows now.
and todd to him to a fast food joint the other day to eat and made him wear a small butt plug. and while walking our gay trail todd make him go bottomless the entire time. to bad there was only one other guy out. but we plan on going back soon. my g/f wants to start stretching his balls already. not sure we going to let her do that yet.
we order pizza all the time and one of us answers the door naked every time we do. but we tip great and never had any one bitch yet. and the next time he will be the one to answer and sometimes its a guy that wants ass instead of a tip.
but for some reason nick is todds bitch and i really dont think he wants anyone else. but time will tell.

I confess... I used to work overnights at a grocery store and so it was pretty boring. To liven it up, I would go to the back corner of the store and strip down and lube my cock up and stradle a nice case of Charmin and fuck my hand til I came all over that tp then put it on the shelf. Also liked to lube some light bulbs up and slide them up my ass. While on the subject of working at that store, also loved to jack off in the break room as well, some cum and piss may have ended up in food and drinks in the fridge... enjoy fuckers.

I cant stop fantasizing about men pissing in my drinks or cumming on my food without me knowing. Getting to the point where I'm getting tempted to start leaving drinks in public bathrooms near the urinals >w<

It would just be so hot for one of my friends to watch me drink their piss without me knowing 😩

wow what fun i just had tonight and didn't even get laid. i came home and saw my sisters car in my driveway. i didn't think much of it i parked got my stuff out of the truck walked in and as i walked into the kitchen there was my niece giving some dude head. his back was to me her head was down sucking a 5 to 6 inch dick. so neither one saw me so i eased up to get a better view. when he said almost there she pulled off his dick and started jacking him off and just about the time he popped his nut she opened her eyes and saw me but before she could say anything it busted all over her face. all i could say is dont waste it drink it. then the guy saw me and almost freaked out. i just told him you cant stop now boy you have to make her happy. and set everything on the counter. on how nice it was to see a young cock full of cum all over the place. its bad when a young cock to me is mid 20's to early 30's. but that is still young to me. my niece is married or i thought she was. but i haven't seen her in years. she has very small tits and a fat butt. i told her to get on the table and for him to make her happy. and started putting my food away. turned around and they was cleaning the table and floor up.
they didn't do anything else and both was blood red in the face and she told me she thought i was going to be out of town for the weekend. then i had to remind her that this was sunday night about 10pm.
i thought it was cool and funny and told them they could stay the night if they wanted to but the ended up leaving. but i also wonder how long she has been bringing people here. because to be honest i haven't spoke to her mother and father in over 10 years. and only see her every few months while at a store or something.
i don't know when or if she will ever come back and sorry i don't care. if i hadn't caught them messing around i might have got pissed.