Ive taken thousands of videos vaping crystal and doing enemas and playongnwith toys and peeing myself and my pants. I even use the enema tip as a mouthpiece for a vape hookah after it came out of my ass filled with tons of ky i pumped in there with a silicone tube and blowing through the tube with my mouth. Im straight and love u if ure asian. Very lonely and have lots of free time if anyone want to have an anonymous chat
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Hello all,
Please forgive my poor writing as i have never been good at it.
This happened a few days ago and has sense then peaked my interest in sounding rods as i know know what there called. Please forgive my stating wands as that was not correct.
I had an injury years ago, and it caused a urethral stricture, and it has slowly gotten tighter, and I was having problems urinating. So off to the urologist, after he scoped it and said that it would have to have the scar tissue pulled apart, I set up a date to have it done. So at my appointment, I am lying naked except for a thin sheet waiting on the doctor when the nurse came in, she said she would be doing the procedure and started preparing everything she would need. So here I am staring at these slender wands that slowly get bigger at the base thinking oh shit I want out of here.
She chatted with me as she got everything in order, and I found out she is in her last year at UF and had worked with the doctor for several years. So the first thing she does is insert a syringe with a numbing agent into my penis, and she is looking around for something and says I forgot the clamp to keep the (whatever the name of the stuff was) from being pushed out. She asked me if I want to have her get a clamp and start over or hold it closed. I say I can hold it as I was getting a bit embarrassed about it. She could not allow me because my hands weren't sterile, and she did not mind keeping it closed for the time it took to work.
Now here I am lying on this cold ass table with a slightly chubby but attractive girl holding my penis right under the head, she kept chatting with me like it was nothing unusual. Hence, I felt better and started to relax and daydreamed the typical nurse-patient porn scene, big mistake as I started to get aroused and could not stop getting an erection. She states that it should be numb now and not worry about it. She then slowly released the grip she had right under the head of my penis, The numbing agent she put in me came out, it looked like I was cumming I was so embarrassed I could not even look at her. She said, don't be ashamed about having an erection as it happens and not anything she has not seen before. She lubed the first wand up was explaining what she was doing as it was slowly sliding it down inside me.
I did not feel much of anything at first as my penis felt numbed pretty well. Watching disbelievingly as the nurse insert the wand into my penis much deeper than I could have believed it would go. I could felt it deep inside me, and It was a strange feeling that is hard to describe.
As she slowly backed the wand out and then slid it six times before pulling it out and reaching for the next size wand. She then repeated what she had done. She reached for the last one in the line, saying she believed that the others would not be needed.
She carefully lubed it up, inserted some lube in the tip of my penis, and started to slide it down slowly. She said if I felt any pain tell her, and she would move down to the smaller wand. I felt it going down inside me, and there was no pain but a strange sensation of having a full bladder and needing to pee. Her hand is wrapped around my shaft holding me tight as she guides it down inside me, she asked if I was ok as I was wiggling a little and I told her it was ok it just felt strange, she asked if I was in pain and I said I am not sure how to reply, but it was not hurting.
As it got deeper, it felt good. But when the nurse started to withdraw the wand out, it was terrific. She started slowly sliding it in and out of me, saying the scar tissue should have separated by now, I felt like I was getting close to cumming and tried to bear down hard on myself so it would not happen. That caused her to pull the wand out quickly, guessing she had hurt me. That did it when it came out of my penis. I came so hard I thought I would not stop.
Mortified, I did not know what to do as here she is holding my pulsing shaft while cum is blasted all over and slid down my shaft onto her glove. And I can not be sure, but I swear she squeezed my shaft and pumped me a couple of times to get the cum out before starting to clean me up. We both acted like it never happened, She left, and I got dressed then the doctor came in, wrote me a script and told me how to care for myself for a couple of days until it had time to heal.
I have to have this done several times and wear a catheter after a few weeks to keep it open until it heals open larger than before. As I left, the nurse walked by and said she would see me at my next appointment and gave me a big smile and a wink.
I confess that one of my kinkiest, dirtiest fantasies came true yesterday. I went to get a massage from this older spanish lady. Skinny, great body, not so much face. I laid naked and she rubbed me down good. Got in my ass crack and all. I turned over, she rubbed inner legs, I got hard and she went to rub my balls. I started grabbing her ass, and since she was wearing a dress, I went up under. I felt a thong, and I decided to pull aside her thong and touch her pussy. I felt her get weak in her knees, so I shoved my finger as deep as I could. She started moaning. I thought, wtf. I had my middle finger in her pussy, so I started touching her ass with my pointer finger. I didn't waste much time, and i shoved finger in her ass. So there I was, both fingers deep in her ass and pussy. She started sucking me, and even though by herself she only got half way down my shaft (8 inches) I put my other hand behind her head and shoved her head down. It was rough for her and i felt her gag, but she finally took all 8 inches down he throat. Again, I thought to myself, let me try whatever I want with her. I got up off the table, laid her down and I sat on her face. I spread my ass open and she licked my asshole clean. I was practically riding her face with my ass. So hell, I got up. bent her over and fucked her hard. After 15 min of fucking her, i pulled out and slid it in her ass. I couldn't believe how easily she took all of my in her ass. I pushed deep and hard, and she took it all. This is where my real dirty fantasy came to play. I had always loved the idea of pissing on a girl. But shit, why not take it farther since I felt like I had to pee. I slowed down a little and started pissing in her ass with my cock inside her. I started sliding in and out while pissing. I slid all out and my urine went all over her back and shoulders. I couldn't believe this was happening, it felt amazing. Of course I had to take it one step farther. I pulled out and while pissing I slid inside her pussy. FYI- ass can hold a lot more urine than a pussy. I was fucking her while pissing, and it was pouring back out of her snatch. I was all done pissing, so I slid back in her ass and had not care what so ever. I went to town on her ass. As hard as I could fuck her, I did. She was screaming outloud in pain, and i finally busted my load inside her ass. I pulled out, she turned around, I pushed her down on her knees and stuck my cock inside her mouth to clean me off. I gave her 30 euro for the massage and left.
For the past week and a half I've been having very sexual dreams about my ex stepdad. I woke up from one this morning and it's been all I can think about. You know how when you wake up from a dream and it's all fresh you can still remembers details and feelings and then it starts to fade? I've been going over and over what I remember because i don't want to forget it. Something about the way it made me feel. I haven't been this turned on for awhile. It's that sensation that no matter what I do or try to think about, I can feel my pussy more than any other part of my body, my clit throbbing, and my panties getting wetter and wetter. I'm finally about to give in and make myself cum, thinking about him of course, but I wanted to write it all out before I get off and move on and forget this intense feeling.
What I remember from last night's dream was being in a room, my bedroom from when I was younger, and on my laptop. My stepdad came into my room, naked, and told me he needed to use the computer. When I saw him it felt natural, like there was no shock of seeing him without clothes and in my dream I didn't react but I also remember being very aware that I could see his dick and that felt unusual. (I know this hardly makes sense but dreams are always hard to interpret into words for me, as a lot of what happens in them for me is mental). I was sitting at desk right next to my bed and he came over and stood by me for a second, his dick was not just out it was halfway hard. You know, not standing up straight but kinda plump and straighter than normal. In my dream I noticed this and knew what it meant and was fascinated by it and instantly started talking to him differently.
I was asking him to let me finish what I was doing and I remember saying "please" and knowing it was suggestive considering how close my lips were to his cock as I slightly pouted after. I told him if he would just let me finish I would let him do anything he wanted for the rest of the night. And then as I told him that he smiled and came over to sit on the bed next to me. And then I remember actually going back to what I was doing online and him watching me, us talking but nothing specific. At some point here my little brother came walking into the room, also naked, and then it was instantly weird for me. I kinda jokingly half mad yelled at them that they had no boundaries and needed to start wearing clothes around me more and they laughed I think and my brother left the room. So it was weird to me that my brothers nudity bothered me so much, like I looked away and yelled at him, but my stepdads naked dick instantly turned me on.
The other weird thing is that I totally remember how his cock looked in my dream, and it fits well with what I remember of him when I was younger. I've caught glimpses of him in the past, peeing with the bathroom door cracked, or going through the hall late at night. Never anything too strange from what I remember but just a few occasions of walking into a room I shouldn't, or seeing him passing through the hall late at night. (All things I felt were normal for families in small apartments). But it's weird because even before this dream if someone mentions him or I think of him, I've always had a vivid memory of his dick and what it looked like. And it matched up well with the dream, other than in the dream it was definitely hard and getting harder and I was getting a close up view of it.
Unfortunately, I don't remember much else. I know we were talking while I was on the computer and that I was aware we were being somewhat flirtatious even though in the dream I was too young to really know what that was.
And now, I've spent the whole lay lusting over those memories and thoughts of it going further. It isn't physically possibly because he isn't a part of my life anymore, and I don't remember lusting after him when I was younger, though I have always been more sexual than most people I know and tend to have a dirty mind. I started master bating at what to me would be a young age and did it nightly from that point on. Other things like that that are a little more sexual than you should be at that age, but I don't remember ever thinking if him that way consciously.
I know I had another dream about him 2-3 nights ago, and even woke up to tell my fb that I had a great dream (no more details than that) and ended up getting on top of him... After that I didn't think of it again until this morning, when I can't get it out of my mind.
I've been doing dirty play with myself for years. I keep pushing it further and further. I can fist and I'm into pee. I've started doing ass to mouth with a dildo. last weekend at the request of a cam viewer i used the dildo on my ass without cleaning out first. it came out very dirty. he asked my to suck it and I did. confession - I loved it. it made me cum without touching my cock.