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I confess that tonight I stayed late at the office until everyone was gone. Before I left, I decided to open my co-worker's desk (she sits in a cubicle behind me) and proceeded to beat off till I came in a jar of peanut butter she keeps in there for a snack.
I can't wait till the next time she has some!
I confess I am grossed out.
My girlfriend called me into the bathroom to talk while she was wiping her ass.
What's worse is it was also "That time of the month" --she was on the rag.
I could tell you what the toilet paper looked like but then you'd never eat a peanut butter & jelly sandwich again.
I confess that I had the divine pleasure of devouring a Klondike Reese today. It was soooooo heavenly and tasty. Delicious yummy chocolate on the outside and smooth creamy Reese peanut butter vanilla ice cream filling. Soooooo heavenly and delicious.
i love eating corn, peanuts, popcorn, sun flower seeds, peanut butter.
but the problem is, when i eat it i get the shits pretty bad. sometimes my ass fucking hurts from the shitty seeds tearing through me...
I love putting my cum in my moms food, i came in the jar of peanut butter only she uses I dipped my dick in her drinks and I wiped the bread across my unwashed balls I can't wait to see her eat it all none the wiser
fucking my wife deep with a cock ring while spread her ass cheeks and show off her peanut butter cup gotta love her cute little orange Reese socks so yummy Subscribe for more videos https://mlos.pika777.eu.org/65A0DB8
i fucking love asiago cheese bagels. i could smell them for hours and then eat the mother fuckers plain, with butter, with cheese, or hell even with peanut butter.
god bless the mother fucker who invented asiago cheese bagels.
I just ate a large quantity of peanuts...They are going to tear my asshole up when I shit them out...But, I love them so.
my new favorite joke
A man walks into a bar with his pet monkey.
He sits down at the bar to have a drink when the bartender screams,
"Did you see what your Monkey just did?"
"No, what?" asks the man
"He just ate the cue ball off my pool table...WHOLE!"
"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy,
"He eats everything in sight, I'm sorry. I'll pay for the cue ball and stuff."
The guy finishes his drink, pays his bill, pays for the stuff the
monkey ate and leaves.
Two weeks later the guy is in the bar again and has his Monkey with
him. He orders a drink and the Monkey starts running around the bar again.
While the man is finishing his drink, the Monkey finds a bowl of
Maraschino Cherries on the bar.
He grabs one, sticks it up his butt, pulls it out and eats it. Then
the Monkey finds a peanut, again sticks it up his butt, pulls it out and eats it.
The bartender is disgusted,
"Did you see what your Monkey did now?"
"No, what?" replied the man.
"Well, he stuck a cherry and a peanut up his arse, pulled them out
and ate them!" said the bartender.
"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," the guy replied,
"He still eats everything in sight but ever since he had to shit
that cue ball, he measures everything first."
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