confessions are broken. they need to be decentralized or possibly on a tor network. these confessions are not free outlets of expression. if it offends someone else either by moral standards or personal ones some posts are being removed. while others are fishing scams by the party van. in either case we need a better confession system.

It looks like Motherless lost at least 10 regular members today..

THIS JUST IN: SEATTLE (AP) - Eighty-nine fugitive felons, including 10 sex offenders were arrested in a three-day roundup by the U.S. Marshals Service, police and deputies in Grays Harbor, Pacific and Mason counties. The U.S. attorney's office in Seattle says six teams of officers tracked down felons wanted on arrest warrants from various jurisdictions

I fucked my 1st cousin's wife at a wedding in early August, didn't pull out of her and I just found out she's pregnant (5 months later).
Heather was already a bit tipsy when she got to the wedding reception. My cousin was arguing with her that she needed to "chill out," but she wasn't having it. I always thought Heather was a pretty girl, only 23 years old (I'm in my mid 40s), and she was always showing off her cleavage. Heather is slightly chubby, nice and thick and has some massive tits to be proud of and I always wondered what they looked like and how they felt. Well I got to find out.
During the reception, she kept stepping outside to have a cigarette, avoiding her husband since they were arguing. I haven't had a cigarette in years, but followed her outside and asked to bum one off her. It was a primal urge, just to get a nice glance at her sexy tits and have some conversation too.
"Sure, you need a light too?" She asked, looking right into my eyes. I glanced down at her beautiful tits.
"Yeah," I told her, and she lit my cigarette, and as she did she pressed her massive tits into the side of my body.
She giggled, "sorry, I'm a bit tipsy. I didn't mean to offend you by pushing my tits into you."
I blushed, "Oh not a problem at all!" I said laughing.
"Oh really?" she pushed them into me again, this time a bit harder. My cock was twitching, ready to spring into action.
“It’s like I’m in heat,” she whispered drunkenly.
"Yeah, really Heather, I'd never deny you pushing your tits on me!" I laughed.
She grabbed my hand, threw her cigarette down and said, "come with me."
I followed her, looking around to see if anyone else was watching us sneak off. Luckily no one else was outside with us, and it was nice and dark out.
She found her minivan in the parking lot and opened the door, and when she climbed into the back seats, she slid her panties off, revealing a pretty nice trimmed bush.
"I don't know if..."
"Shut the fuck up and get in here," she told me. Heather was drunk, and my morals were out the window.
I did, she pushed me down on the seat, unbuttoned my pants and pulled my hard cock out and started to suck on it. She went all the way down to my balls, making slurping and sucking noises. I could smell her perfume, and alcohol she consumed combined with cigarettes.
I reached under her dress and pulled out one of her massive tits, she had lovely nipples and large pink areolas. I saw her lifting her dress and start fingering her pussy as she sucked on my cock. I pinched one of her nipples softly as she moaned.
She pulled up for air, "damn this is a big dick, I miss big dick."
"It's not that big it's only 6 or 7 inches," I tried to tell her as she got on top of me and shoved my dick inside of her.
She started bucking and I pulled at the top of her dress and pulled her breasts completely out. I put them in my mouth, trying to pay attention to each one - I thought ironically, "this is the way I want to die, big ass titties in my face," as she kept bucking on my cock.
She twitched a little and told me she was coming, and moaned. She kissed my lips, and then started moving up and down on the shaft of my dick with her wet hot cunt.
"Your turn," she said, biting her lip.
And I did cum, I came a lot. I felt her moving faster and faster as her beautiful tits bounced in my face and I grabbed her ass and kissed her lips as my cum shot deep inside her. After I was done nutting in her, she got off, and pulled her panties up, straightened out her dress and hair.
"Oh, that was so fucking hot," she said taking a deep breath, "phew!"
Reality was setting in for me; I just fucked my cousin's wife.
"Um, this never happened ok? Shit."
"Oh don't worry silly, no one will ever know. Get back to the wedding, I'll be inside in a bit."
I put my cock away, zipped up my pants and got out of her van. That was the last time I actually saw her, as we really never get together for family get-togethers.
Now my family isn’t that close, and I really don’t talk to my cousins that much at all so it’s only rare occasions we get together.
The other day my mother called me with the news, "Oh, Uncle Bobby called, your cousin's wife Heather, she's pregnant! We just found out. She's due in May!"
I did some quick math. May is 9 months away from August. I’m 90% sure I bred my cousin’s wife.
If given the chance, I'd definitely fuck her again. My cousin is a lucky guy. Kinda wish I could see her big milkers filling up with milk.

I used to masturbate onto birds at a local park. Not a thing that I'm particularly proud of but I became quite good at it. I was taking zinc supplements so I was shooting massive loads and it became something of a sport to me. For anyone interested here is your best strategy. first, you need to find an isolated spot so you don't become a sex offender. I found a short kind of channel area where I saw the pigeons would congregate. Next, you arouse yourself. I was usually content with envisioning the occasional jogging lady coming over and taking a shit on my chest and that was enough to fuel the fire but if you're not as sexually charged as me just take some porn on the go. After you're good an horny, you get some bread. My pigeons preferred white bread but healthier birds might have a taste for honey wheat or maybe even multigrain. Fat, unhealthy birds are slower and easier to hit so remember that. Once you are seated on the bench and ready to do the deed, whip your roosevelt out and scatter bread out within a few feet of you. use your judgement based on how far you know you can cum. I was a lonely and depraved soul who could hit targets the size of a thimble at distances up to 4 feet. You wait for the pigeons to begin eating and to get comfortable with your presence. At this point, you want to coo gently and talk sensually to them to gain their trust. Now you're finally ready to cum on your bird. This is a tough part because the rapid motion of masturbation is very frightening to the birds, so you have to be subtle. Once you master a technique, you simply wind it up and let it go, aiming depending on your past cumming experiences. I always came high so I would aim for the neck of the bird and catch it right in the face. It's an extremely satisfying and erotic feeling, seeing those birds reel around covered in cum and maybe even transporting it to other places in the city. Either way I haven't done it in years but every now and then I catch myself gazing wistfully at a flock of birds, cock throbbing and waiting for them to land close to me.

I am extremely offended by the accuracy of this picture XD

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This board really is entertaining. I can't believe how nasty people are to each other. I wonder if any of these people actually treat others like that when they are not anonymously behind a keyboard. It amazes me how riled up some people get by what others type, how judgemental some people are, and how willing they are to try to belittle and criticize opinions that are not their own. As a matter of fact, I can't wait to see what comes into my inbox for this post. I'm sure I offended someone. At least someone who is bored enough to sit and wait for a post that they can find SOMETHING to disagree with and freak out on someone they don't know. Maybe I'll just get flagged, because I somehow fit into the flagging categories..right? 95% of the shit on this board is not a Rant or a Rave...it's just insults and nastiness. But, like I said, sometimes it is entertaining!

Ever dated someone you detest? Someone you are disgusted with?

I am divorced, in my 40s. He left me because I couldnt get pregnant. So I live alone. After such experience, my faith in humanity was lost, so I didnt want to get involved with anyone, ever again.

I work in public service, a place surrounded by men, which made me act like a man myself. I understand that my body is still in good shape, but I have always been everything else, but pretty. Had a severe problem with acne vulgaris at my teens, so, even though it is resolved, it left scars on my heart, besides my face.

Before this, I havent had sex in almost 15 years, since he left me. I did it all by myself. And I never thought I will again.

But, he came along. He was so persevere. I did owe him a favor, something work related, so I agreed to go out with him. He is fat, ugly, ten years older than me, and he smells. Gave him a sympathy hand job after that "date", barely managed to find it underneath that belly of his. And he left me some money.

I am ok, financially. I thought I would be offended, but I felt good. "At least I got something out of it".

We went out again. We tried to have sex, but he is just too fat. Only way he could reach me down there, was for him to get on his back, pull his stomach up, and for me to try to sit on him. Didnt work. Tried from the reverse side. He barely got in. He then tried to lick me, and he even was bad at that, but it did get me off.

This time, he left me a lots of money.

Now, I see him once or twice a week. We have dinner, and go to my place to do something. Since he is, what he is, he usually just jerks off on my feet, while I lie down naked. That, or I give him a hand job.

I earn from him, more than I do on my job.

Still, it makes me wanna puke, whenever I see him.

A question regarding LGBT community designation. This is a serious inquiry, so would the comedians please sit this one out. My question is, why are L and G considered separate? Other than male and female, what's the difference? Why is it not GBT, or HBT? I can't imagine why this question would offend anyone, but these days you never know. So sorry if it does, not my intent. I would still like a serious answer. Thank you in advance.