So, I don't get it. I was out of town, went out for drinks and went to a strip club. This blonde cutie chats me up, she's running around naked. Of course she wants me to buy her drinks, par for the course right? Then she's talking about hooking up (which I thought they couldn't do). So I laughed, and was like "yeah you're not allowed to do that, just like I can't take your picture."
"you can take my picture if I give you permission..."
And I was like, "nah I'm good."
But she insisted, "I'm authentic, take my picture - pick me up when I get off at 12:30am, you got a room?"
So stupid me takes her picture and instantly I have two bouncers on me and I was literally thrown out on my ass. It was 11:20pm so I decided to wait and see if she would still want to hook up.
Sure enough she comes out and I get out of my car and wave to her, she waves back and comes up to me.
"I'm so sorry about that, I told them to let you back in but they said it was company policy to boot you, but hey, about that date - I have to get home but perhaps tomorrow?"
She kisses me on my cheek, and leaves. What the fuck was that even all about?
I have to confess, I'm confused. Was there some kind of scam? What am I missing here. No money was stolen - just about $30 on buying her drinks and another $20 for a lap dance with her (where she put her tits in my face and went upside down and poked my nose with her pussy).

What would you do to me if am your slave no limits Pm me 

I confess:

When I see a lot of the confession posts I just think of Billy Madison and the bus driver.

That (insert random family member/family friend name here) is one piece of ace, I know from experience dude. If you know what I mean?
No... you don't.

Well not me personally......

The shit still cracks me up though!

You know I confess I have lived for many years with several imaginery friends and pets, I am very happy with this situation, I just invent whomever I want to be with or speak to and bingo life's perfect. I am not married, live alone and have no real friends just my imaginary life ! I am new here and at first glance it seems like a great place for a 'second life' or 'alter ego' kind of experience. I plan to make up an imaginery identity here when I work out what the focus of motherless is - I'm guessing sexual deviancy hehe ! Anyway back to my imaginary real life friends, does anyone else follow this kind of lifestyle, there certainly appear to be a lot of very intelligent fantasists on this site! I would love to get advice on how to make the most of it. Many thanks in advance! Jason, Leicester UK.

I'm almost 40 and this lil whore of 19 year old has been giving it up to me since she was 18. No she isnt my gf, yes she has a bf, but the lil slut just needs more cock.

Fuck yes or no

Anyone able to x-ray this pic for me? Olivia sent it to me saying no nudes... yet. I need to see what's underneath. And you should too.

x-raying for the next 3 hours post your pic and who she is to you

for best results a white tight shirt with good light on the chest the next best are blacks and the x-ray quailty gos down from there.. no matter what ill still show my results even if i get nothing out of the pic

p.s. this is 100% x-rays only i dont cheat or make fakes so if you looking to get a photo shoped boob job of your wifes best friend sorry no can do x-rays only

I fucked a long-time friend of mine for the first time the other night. She and I have known each other a long time and never even considered hooking up, so it took me by surprise when she asked me out of the blue if I wanted to fuck her. I didn't take her seriously at first, I figured she was just teasing me the way I always teased her about us doing it.. Turns out she was seriously asking me. Considering she has a boyfriend, someone I've also known for years, I should have said no....but I didn't. I said if she was serious then the answer's yes. Turns out that, despite the fact I was complacent in helping her cheat on her boyfriend, I'm glad I said yes. You see she's that most elusive of creatures...the squirter. I've seen girls do it in porn videos but never experienced it for myself until that night. It is so fucking hot to see a girl do that and know you were the one responsible....and I made her do it over, and over, and over again. Actually I lost count of how many times I made her cum. But it was a lot. I can't wait until we do it again. And she did assure me there'd be a next time.

hi, maybe you can help me to find the video to this screenshot/pic? i found this image on some omegle caps related sites, but it seems to be an older clip and there was no working link to watch or download the video. any idea? thanks very much!