when i really want to hurt myself i take it out on my gums, i stab until i bleed and a chunk falls out. i also scratch my scapl until my nail is bloody.
i dont usually hurt myself, its only when i get strong urges to.

The nail polish makes me wonder how much of a guy is left. So many different colors. ROFL

any other straight /bi guys wanna chat about fetishes? mine include shiny, lip gloss, silver, nail polish, incest and moooore :)

Spot on nailed it. 

Have any you guys been caught jacking off by family or stranger where it happen. I was caught jacking off in my room by my bro in law. What happened wife took her sis out nails or something so I decided sneak in her sister room. While in there found her phone charging went through it found several pics of my sis in law nude decided send my self pics, I then deleted all pit going messages so she wouldn't know. I went back my room began stroking off looking at my sis in laws tits and trimmed pussy, forgetting to lock door I hear "what the fuck you doing"?..I look up see my bro in law looking at me I pull covers over me he just smiling "what you looking at, showe I telly sister you stroking off".. Since pics I sent my self had no faces I started show him, he like "fuck she hot, nice perky tits nice trimmed bush". I notice bulge forming in shorts I look at him saying " you like what you see huh, want stroke off together".. at first he called me fag, I said "its just two of us home no-one will know".. he just looked around said "fuck it" he layed in bed next me pulls out this nice hard curved cock, just seeing his cock I almost came. I pulled covers backs we stroke ourselves I teasing him saying "just think of tight pussy ridding you".. he like "I fuck this pussy hard".. with him talking nasty about his sister seeing him stroke his cock I said Ian cumming shoot numerous loads all over my stomach. He didn't last much longer with out warning he began shoot his load he got up said that was hot...I never told him those were pics of his sister

I confess that I used to be Mr. Nice Guy. I had a trove of women as friends and even a few relationships. Yet, I learned pretty quickly that being nice is not what majority of women want. Majority of women want Mr. Treat Me Like Complete Shit. So, I changed just like that. I went overnight from Mr. Nice Guy to Mr. Treat Me Like Shit and you know something? I love the new change. I get MORE PUSSY that I ever DREAMED of. Left and right, my cock is actually sore at times because of overuse. Actually, I almost can't keep enough cum going because my balls are a tad painful. It goes away if I stop fucking for a day but once I'm nailing two or three chicks a day I'm passing out from exhaustion. Satisfying a chick is hard work and takes a lot of energy!

I've lost weight because I've been fucking so much. I dropped at least 30lbs.

So, now I treat women like garbage. For example:
- I don't pay for ANYTHING. I don't buy them shit.
- I make one of them pay part of my rent.
- I make another pay the other half.
- I fuck them whenever, where ever.
- I actually call a couple "My Little Cum Dumpster"
- I don't spent time on the phone with them, 2 minutes is my max, and I don't give a fuck what they are saying.
- I don't really listen to their sob stories about this or that.

...honestly, I just don't give a fuck anymore. Women are such whores who spread their legs for anyone and anything.

One other tip: I don't have any male friends or best friends anymore. I found that I couldn't trust these guys to be loyal to the bro code. They all try to fuck my girlfriends in one way or another. Well, the shoe is on the other foot because these guys that have girlfriends and one is married better watch the fuck out. I'm coming out there, guns blazing, ready to fuck their girlfriends and wives... because that is what an asshole would do.

I'm sick of being in the "friend" zone and not getting ANY pussy. Women don't respect you and want to fuck you if you're "nice".

They all are whores and want to be treated like such.

So... that is what I will do. Fuck Mr. Nice Guy.

I confess that I have a foot fetish. and i recently told my girlfiend (shes ok with it) , who's extremely hot as hell every time I pass her I look down just to see if I can see her feet. But she never wears anything that shows her feet. ive been to her place multiple times, but it never really crossed my mind to look at her feet, until one day I walked past her, and she was wearing flip-flops. and I swear she had the best feet I've ever seen, she had a nice light pink nail polish on, and her feet were in the best shape ever. every time i think about how sexy her feet were, i get extremely hard. a few days later i asked her if we can do something kinky, she was fine with that, everything like this: her and i were walking into her bedroom, with her in my arms, i layed her on the bed and slowly rubbed my hand down her legs (she had no pants on which was another turn on) when i got down to her feet, i slowly took her shoes off (they were flats) and her feet were clean, and the nicest feet ive ever seen. so slowly i started sucking each one of her toes slowly, sliding my tongue between each one slowly. i did this for a while, then told her i wanted a footjob, so i took off my pants, my boxers, and started lying on my bed. she brought lube with her, and started rubbing lube all over my cock, and all over her sexy soles, then she started wanking my cock, with it between her toes, she started slowly then went faster, and later i came all over her toes, and when i thought it couldnt get any better than this, she licked all the cum off her toes. that was the best orgasm she ever gave me, (we hadn't had sex yet) so i thought i would return the favor of orgasm, so i fingerred her slowly and slowly, then faster and faster, then she squirted all over the sheets.

Hi, English chap, Polite, easy going ,fun , Divorced and open minded.

Going to be in London for work 1st couple weeks March and staying at a nice 5 star hotel. Hoping that I might be able to have some female company! Age not factor.

If you would like to come nail my mini bar, have dinner, swim have laugh and see where we end up, come say hi . 

any other straight /bi guys wanna chat about fetishes? mine include shiny, lip gloss, silver, nail polish, incest, pigtails and more.

I write to tell you about a mess of a weekend that starts off seeing Nine Inch Nails this weekend.

It started when my girlfriend was saying she could hardly stand or see.

I knew that after how much she had taken of various means the only solution was to make her vomit.

Forgetting how tight security is when just trying to go to the bathroom we snuck around like thieves in the night and found a lockable changing room.

She did well considering she was inebriated.
She knew to keep eye contact and make sure I was enjoying my display.

I forced several pints of water down her then she fell to the floor.
I grabbed her hair back. pushed my way deep into her pussy and held my fingers down her throat, feeling her pussy pulsate as she gagged down my arm.

I could tell this was waking her up when she suddenly flips around and sits in the corner of the shower and forces her hand down her throat.

"Nobdoy said stop" I said.

Hey hand was no longer emptying herself but soothing the new red mark on her face.

I grabbed her neck and forced my cock down her throat and fucked her while she puked up all she had left.

After vomiting, fucking, cumming, showering, having a snack of some caramel buttons and just missing the last of the terrible support act... The Stewards finally come to the door. I can hear their walky-talkies.

Somehow I tell you all. We were left alone... We walked out of there and there where no questions asked.

We found our way back to our spot quite close to the front.
People could smell us. They could see the wild sex craved high lunatics in us and they were hungry for it.