Am i not allowed to make posts on her about girls from MFC ive made two and i think both have been deleted, if so please inform me so i wont post more

does newon have an opinion about what culur my car shood be tomorrow. i was thinking too hard earlier and it made my nose bled, or something bled im not realy sure all i know for certainly is that i saw REDman. big tyme, big tyme. anywho, what say you, a red mustang? fuck i should of wore a face cover thing like whos that one guy on tmnt? he, well. fuck where was i. oh ya. did someone just knock out the global positioning satelite cause i could have sworn my super man ex boy fran was right next to that spot neer the two streets next to some water. or maybe itwas a fence. lol doesnt make sence to inject smack in my thighs i guess. oh fuck it. me makes the rules now. evefyone. fuck, wood you people stop blocking my mind before i give birth to some danimals. err. shit did everyone just here that.......... my ass

Several years ago I had a toxic gf who introduced me to the world of paying for sex after we paid to have a girl rub me off in a massage parlour while we were getting massaged beside each other. After that relationship I spiralled from hand jobs into full on sex with random girls online as well as escorts etc. I had some incredible sex and loved the variety of women I got to see and fuck. I got into such a rut of meeting escorts and masseuses that when I met my now wife I carried on fucking others behind her back, even after we got engaged. Me and her would talk such filth (long distance) that I was horny 24/7 so it made me hornier and go fuck girls more. We then got married months later and unfortunately, one small miss on my part meant she discovered my secret life on my phone 3 days after we got married. She even spoke to oke of the prossies. Despite this, she stayed with me, not sure why or how. I tried counselling and other things but I couldn't get enough of the variety and spontaneity of seeing and touching various girls. I denied myself sex with more but continued with happy ending and body to body massages even after marriage. One day I went for what I thought was a massage and ended up fucking the masseuse as she got horny after seeing how "handsome" I was. Ended up fucking my wife only 2 hours later. I felt like such a cunt but the joy of multiple women still plays on my mind too much. I still meet random girls but not for sex, maybe a hj or bj at most but still go for happy ending massages. Do I need help? I'm a real perv. I would fuck my wife's sisters at the drop of a hat if I could but she knows I'm a horny pervert and doesn't like me talking to them. I also don't want to ruin the marriage because she is a really a good girl. Am I a real cunt? Any advice or thoughts?

I fucked a long-time friend of mine for the first time the other night. She and I have known each other a long time and never even considered hooking up, so it took me by surprise when she asked me out of the blue if I wanted to fuck her. I didn't take her seriously at first, I figured she was just teasing me the way I always teased her about us doing it.. Turns out she was seriously asking me. Considering she has a boyfriend, someone I've also known for years, I should have said no....but I didn't. I said if she was serious then the answer's yes. Turns out that, despite the fact I was complacent in helping her cheat on her boyfriend, I'm glad I said yes. You see she's that most elusive of creatures...the squirter. I've seen girls do it in porn videos but never experienced it for myself until that night. It is so fucking hot to see a girl do that and know you were the one responsible....and I made her do it over, and over, and over again. Actually I lost count of how many times I made her cum. But it was a lot. I can't wait until we do it again. And she did assure me there'd be a next time.

When I was younger I was in a relationship with a girl I met and lived with I was studying. She turned out to be a psycho and a massive drain on me. I couldn't get away, I was too worried about what she'd do to herself if I left and I had no choice but to stick around.

Over the next few years women I met at parties, workmates etc. All showed an interest in me. One of my workmates made a pretty clear offer to go back to her place after work to get it on but I turned her down.

After a few years I'd just had enough and decided to leave and I thought 'fuck her'. I still feel guilty about being attracted to people other than her but I really regret not fucking all of the gorgeous women who threw themselves at me! What the fuck is wrong with me?!

They were playing the Eagles game at the restaurant that I work at. The manager was being very cool about us watching the game with customers. Very cool about us watching the game instead of polishing silverware, folding napkins, etc.

My tables were all taken care of so I started watching the game.

And then I said “Yeah!! Nice! First down!”

Then I looked a bit closer.

“Oh! Wrong team!!”

A waitress rolled her eyes at me. “Yeah… Jimbo… I was kind of wondering there.”

So I’m not quite the american football fan that I pretend to be.

Kind of embarrassing.

Anyways, I didn’t immediately notice that the opposing team had our green colors.

I made this post in response to Viper2121's memo stating that chat needs me to be online saying stupid stuff so that folks have something to laugh at. So when i'm not on chat here is some stupid stuff i say in real life.

I let my wife go to a hotel room and parTy with several guys that I don't know.. She was willing, and we made some cash. , but now she seems and acts like damaged goods. It's been over a week.. She told me some of what happened because I admit it gets me off. I think there's something she's not saying but I don't know for sure. She's fucked other guys so it's not like she was innocent, plus they smoked her up which usually makes her act like a nasty whore. I'll try to get the rest of what happened.. She was there all night.

Our bathroom door has a keyhole so you can see into it. My wife's friend has been staying with us for afew weeks and usually I always get a chance to watch her undress for her shower. Finally I bought a video camera to capture her beauty.
I wasn't sure if she was aware of the keyhole situation so for the hell of it I placed the camera outside the bathroom down the hall covered by a plant.
I made sure my wife's friend knew I was going into the shower and put the camera on. I stood in the bathrrom, undressed, stroked my cock alittle and took my time getting into the shower. Afterwards I walked to my bedroom and grabbed the camera. After watching it over I saw my wife's friend standing outside the bathroom looking into the keyhole. Whats even better is I could see her placing her hands down her pants as her body shook. She must have knelt there right until I got into the shower.
I'd show all the video but its all personal and just wanted to share.
I think I will do it again and this time quickly open the bathroom door as if I forgot something and catch her there fingering herself. Then I will order her to suck my dick and then fuck the shit out of her.

I was home alone with my sister and i was in her roon using her conputer and she was in her bayhroom taking a shower. Guess she didnt know i was in there because she came out into her room naked and i was staring at her and she kinda gasped and went back in the bathroom and came back out again with a towel around her.
She asked what i was doig in her room and i said using the computer obviously. Then she tried telling me to leave and get out.
I wouldnt so she got mad and tried pushing me off the chair so i grabbed at her to try to catch myself and grabbrd her towel amd pulled it off her. She tried grabbing it back but i was holding it and didnt let go and pulled back so she couldnt get it and it pulled her on top of me. So i have my sister completely naked on my and she starts getting mad trying to kinda fite and im getting this huged hard on. I had some pajama pants on so the were pretty thin and i know she could feel it agaisnt her but i think she was too mad to notice. S. She is trying to hold me down and hit me so i grab her and pull her against me so she cant anymore and my hard on is right agaisnt her pussy and i start moving my hips ribbing it against her.
Now she finally starts to notice but she doesnt say anything she just stops moving torying to fite me and i keep going.
I start pushing up harder and she starts moving back so i pulled my pants down and just pushed it in her pussy and we fucked so much. But after that she has been kinda avoiding me like it made things awkard.