I confess that a fleshlight is the greatest invention since he light bulb

I had sex with my 56 year old neighbor who her husband passed away. Should I feel weird? or Guilty?

I'm 24 and she's 56 and has a huge ass which has a few wrinkles but still fuckable, and still looks like she's 37 years old.

I was in her apartment fixing something and she lives alone, she was wearing gray yoga pants I get extremely horny, when women wear yoga pants. Every time she walks her huge ass was moving up and down, I called her for some help to hold the ladder so I can change the light bulb, I noticed her staring my dick which I tried to pull back so she won't see it bulge cause I was horny of her gray yoga pants.

All of a sudden she calls me in her room and takes of her yoga pants and says I wanna have sex, I pull down my pants and start ramming her pussy her wrinkle ass was so soft she was enjoying it so much since she had not had sex ever since her hubby passed away, I came in her pussy, cum was pouring out.

She said I can come over any time to fuck her, since her urges are very needed.

I don;t know should I keep going or not? cause I fucked her on her couch in her room, I was going extremely hardcore with her pussy and it felt good she liked it.

How many niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Who knows, the stupid spear chuckin coons!

"Gangsta's" after smoking a light-bulb

I confess I really really want to fuck my wife's sister.

The problem is I don't think she wants to fuck me, But I am not sure.

She is a single mum and I help out whenever she needs a man to change a light-bulb etc, She is always cuddly and affectionate towards me, But I am not sure how I can tell if she would fuck me?

I regularly tell her I want her, Both with and without my wife around, They both laugh it off - But how do I try and take it any further, whilst still leaving the I was only playing as normal card?

I grab her ass and tits all the time and she does not seem to mind, But if I tell her I want to fuck her she say's "In your dreams" In a joking way.

She regularly kisses me on the mouth when I leave, But only a short kiss, never anything more.

I need to know what everyone thinks?

What if every racist, myopic, imbecile on motherless all got together and we harnessed their cumulative brain power and transmitted that into an energy grid?

We could light up one 40-watt bulb for at least a week.

how many people does it take to change a light bulb?
I will let you know tomorrow.

I confess that another confession here made me think of this.

About four years ago, I was dating a girl who was living in a relatively small, family owned apartment complex.

There were 3 two story buildings in total, I think about 8 apartments per building and they had been built at different times. The communal laundry room was in the basement of the second building.

My girl was a tall, blonde pretty good looking MILF. She was living in an apartment on the second floor of the newest of the 3 buildings. She had picked the second floor because she thought it was too easy for someone to break into a ground floor apartment.

One evening, I went over for dinner. She had been doing some laundry, it was getting dark, she said the lights in the laundry room weren�t working and wanted me to go with her to get her laundry.

I got a flashlight out of my car and we walked down to the laundry room.

There were three young, black guys hanging around outside who very obviously didn�t live there. One of them made some stupid ass excuse about they were looking for a drink machine and they left.

I then had a look at the lights in the laundry room. They were fluorescent lights and they �weren�t working� because someone had intentionally turned every single bulb out of its socket.

My confession is, I�ve had many a wank fantasy about what would have happened in that laundry room had I not been with her.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb?

None, the just beat the room for being black.