So, I don't get it. I was out of town, went out for drinks and went to a strip club. This blonde cutie chats me up, she's running around naked. Of course she wants me to buy her drinks, par for the course right? Then she's talking about hooking up (which I thought they couldn't do). So I laughed, and was like "yeah you're not allowed to do that, just like I can't take your picture."
"you can take my picture if I give you permission..."
And I was like, "nah I'm good."
But she insisted, "I'm authentic, take my picture - pick me up when I get off at 12:30am, you got a room?"
So stupid me takes her picture and instantly I have two bouncers on me and I was literally thrown out on my ass. It was 11:20pm so I decided to wait and see if she would still want to hook up.
Sure enough she comes out and I get out of my car and wave to her, she waves back and comes up to me.
"I'm so sorry about that, I told them to let you back in but they said it was company policy to boot you, but hey, about that date - I have to get home but perhaps tomorrow?"
She kisses me on my cheek, and leaves. What the fuck was that even all about?
I have to confess, I'm confused. Was there some kind of scam? What am I missing here. No money was stolen - just about $30 on buying her drinks and another $20 for a lap dance with her (where she put her tits in my face and went upside down and poked my nose with her pussy).

I confess that I cum twice as hard and twice the load when I know we are watched while we fuck. We always leave the hot curtains open at night with lights on .

From out honeymoon - if you want to see more leave a comment telling us why

Lately my husband has been asking me to finger fuck his ass and I do it without hesitation. Mainly because I enjoy satisfying him and I get extremely aroused watching him squirm under my finger slowly going in and out of his tight asshole.
However he just confessed (in the heat of passion) that he'd like me to fuck him in the ass w/a strap-on *shock stammer*
Don't get me wrong I love making my husband happy, but at what cost to myself? My luck he'd enjoy being ass fucked so much he'd end up leaving me for a man; or decide he's bisexual.
Should I fullfill his request?

My fat cunt wife is a lazy massive counted sloth who does nothing but fucking cunt me off today. Well done you fucking pathetic useless cunt you have returned to your old self. Hope you get all you want cunt. This time I’m leaving lol. Time for an upgraded partner with loyalty and a tight cunt. Fuck I don’t even care I just want to leave. Fuck you cunt I told you once a fucking cunt always a fucking emotionally devoid attention whore. Hope you get aids and then die from sti’s all over your fat mediocre at best old body.

leaving for Las Vegas in the morning for a conference. I ask my wife what she wants to do when we get there. She looks at me like I'm stupid and says, "Strippers. Duh!" I knew I married the right one.

When I was younger I was in a relationship with a girl I met and lived with I was studying. She turned out to be a psycho and a massive drain on me. I couldn't get away, I was too worried about what she'd do to herself if I left and I had no choice but to stick around.

Over the next few years women I met at parties, workmates etc. All showed an interest in me. One of my workmates made a pretty clear offer to go back to her place after work to get it on but I turned her down.

After a few years I'd just had enough and decided to leave and I thought 'fuck her'. I still feel guilty about being attracted to people other than her but I really regret not fucking all of the gorgeous women who threw themselves at me! What the fuck is wrong with me?!

Just thought I'd tie my cock and balls before leaving the office early!

I was home alone with my sister and i was in her roon using her conputer and she was in her bayhroom taking a shower. Guess she didnt know i was in there because she came out into her room naked and i was staring at her and she kinda gasped and went back in the bathroom and came back out again with a towel around her.
She asked what i was doig in her room and i said using the computer obviously. Then she tried telling me to leave and get out.
I wouldnt so she got mad and tried pushing me off the chair so i grabbed at her to try to catch myself and grabbrd her towel amd pulled it off her. She tried grabbing it back but i was holding it and didnt let go and pulled back so she couldnt get it and it pulled her on top of me. So i have my sister completely naked on my and she starts getting mad trying to kinda fite and im getting this huged hard on. I had some pajama pants on so the were pretty thin and i know she could feel it agaisnt her but i think she was too mad to notice. S. She is trying to hold me down and hit me so i grab her and pull her against me so she cant anymore and my hard on is right agaisnt her pussy and i start moving my hips ribbing it against her.
Now she finally starts to notice but she doesnt say anything she just stops moving torying to fite me and i keep going.
I start pushing up harder and she starts moving back so i pulled my pants down and just pushed it in her pussy and we fucked so much. But after that she has been kinda avoiding me like it made things awkard.