I'm so sorry.... I had to delete my post because I thought a guy from my university found it. It made a weird joke then I had to clarify before post again... :)
now I'm back and I have to tell you I had some other Tinder adventures :)
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My buddy is always joking around my girl about his big cock. She finally asked to stroke it. What’s do you think she’s thinking?
I never thought that I will get to have a cuckold experience, as a bull, especially since I am neither young, nor endowed, but it happened.
She is my, lets say friend, I have known for over 20 years. I had a serious crush on her in our 20's, but she was too good for me back then, and that is fair, even now, she is way out of my league. But, in our 30's, we became FWB, but not on a regular basis, only when she would feel it, so, sometimes, 10 times in a month, and sometimes once or twice a year. I was her spare, I got that, but I didn't mind.
She got in a serious relationship some five years ago, and we kind of stopped seeing each other, in any capacity, and, well, it had to happen at some point, so I didn't give it much thought. But, maybe a month ago, she called me, to grab a cup of coffee, and well, I thought here we go again, but no, it was awkward, it seemed like she was with holding something from me, and when I asked her if she would come to my place, she said no, and rushed off. Two days later, the exact same coffee date...
I was puzzled, so I did something we agreed never to do, I started texting her. It took some time, a few days, and I guess it was easier for her to tell me over text, than eye to eye. She mentioned her fiance, is into cuckolding. I understood, immediately, what was up, so I was the one to encourage it, so the three of us met, at dinner.
He looked like he is about to faint, and he looked like someone who would love to see his woman fucked by another man - a total fucking wimp. She was talking, how they thought of it, how it would be easier with someone she feels comfortable with, etc. I was the one lightening the mood, joking, and she joined me, but when we parted ways, I thought, no way in hell this is happening, he looked like he regretted thinking of it. Two days later, she called, and set up a date night at their place.
The look, size and location of his place, answered all of my questions on why she is engaged to him.
I thought it would be awkward, but as soon as me and her started kissing, it was like he wasn't even there. They didn't ask for a condom, and I didn't bring one, hoping that we can do raw, and we did. He didn't jerk off, he just watched, fully dressed. It was amazing, better than it ever was, she came, loudly, and in the end, we did it in the pile driver position, and when I was about to cum, I pulled out, and did something I did many times before, with her, came all over her pussy, because, she has the fattest pussy lips I ever saw.
I was still tossing the last drops out of my cock, when he got up, almost ran up to us, I pulled back, thinking, he is about to hit me, but no, he got on his knees, and started licking my cum off of her pussy.
I am far from a moral idol, but that felt sick, so I got into the shower.
We are meeting again, next weekend, when he gets back from his work trip. I feel conflicted, but I guess that my cock will do my thinking, like it always did, and that I will continue this ordeal, even though, I felt pretty pathetic after that night, me, the guy who always thought sex is everything. I think I found my boundary, but I want to see if I can push through it.
When i had my first girlfrien i had her stay over once when my parents were out of town. She told her parents she was going to a friends house and she came over and we had sex for the first time.
The morning after i woke up and my girlfriend was already up. I heard her in the shower so i thought i would go join her.
I went in the bathroom and pulled the shower curtain back. she was washing her hair so i got in behind her. Her head was down and she was scrubbing away and i put my hard dick between her legs and pushed it up to her pussy from behing her. I reached around and put my hand on her tit and pulled her agaisnt me and said ready for more? She kinda laughed and bent forward and put one hamd agaiant the wall to hold herself up and the other went down between her legs and grabbed my dick. She put it agaisnt her pussy and pushed back agaisnt me until i was deep inside her. We started fucking until someone knocked. My girlfriend said say your in here so they go away. I assumedit was my sister so I stuck my head out through the shower curtain so i could hear her. I felt my dick come out of my girlfriend then felt it go in her mouth. I yelled out to my sister asking what she needed. She said my name and i said ya what. Then the door openned and she said just making sure it was you and she walked in. Only it wasnt my sister that walked in. It was my girlfriend. She started to undress and said il join you. I just stared at her in confusion for a while then thinking wtf i put my head back in the shower.
I looked down and saw my sister sucking my dick. A million different things were going through my head at this point i had no idea what to do. I stuck my head back out the curtain to talk to my girlfriend and pulled my dick away from my suster so she would stop sucking it. My girlfriend was already almost undressed. I felt my sister grab my dick again and she put it back to her pussy and started fucking me again. My girlfriend took her panties off and was about to get in. I said wait im almost done. Then i heard my sister saiy its ok you can cum in me. My girlfriend said wtf was that? And pulled back the curtain. My sister looked up at her and said wtf? And jumped up to cover herself then she looked at me and said omg what the hell are you doing? My girlfriend said i can ask you the same. Arent you his sister? I just stood there not saying anything. My sister said i need to go and ran out. My girlfriend said ya me too dont ever talk to me and she got her clothes and started getting dressed. I finally said sorry i thought she was you i just got in with her i didnt know it was my sister. My girlfriend said yea right like i believe that perv.
I got out of tue shower and said really i was trying to suprse you but it was her i didnt know until you came in just now. She just grabbed the rest of her clothes and walked out. She left my house pretty fast. I havnt heard crom her since. Its a good thing she went to a different school then me. That would have been kinda awkward lol.
Later on i found out my sister had some guy over that night too and thought i was him in the shower. And i gave her my explanation too.
Things are kinda wierd between us niw but i think in a good way. And we always joke about what happened. Also i have seen my sister naked a couple times since then. She doesnt really care what i see. The first time i saw her naked after what happened she was changing in front of me and i said you know im here right? And she just said ya its not like you havnt been with me naked before and laughed.
I think i might try to fuck her again. Iv never been attracted to my sister and it was so wierd knowing i fucked her but i have to admit she is kinda hot and i kinda like the wierdness that comes from knowing i fucked her.
I probably wont try to do anything but if the opportunity is there i will dedinitally do something.
I confess, that my addiction to crystal meth had me offer a homeless man $20 to let me suck his dick. After coming out of an adult bookstore, to have him walk up to me headed to my car begging for spare change. And responded to him with..
.."I DON'T HAVE ANY CHANGE..BUT I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, I'LL GIVE YOU $20 IF YOU LET ME SUCK YOUR DICK."
In my mind it came out as a joke..not expecting him to agree to my offer, let alone agree as quickly as he did. And although meth always got me to be a bit perverted, I never imagined that I would do anything like that. But I did, and as much as I was in myself for doing it, I would actually enjoy doing it again.
Huge crush on my wife’s friend and we’ve all made jokes about swapping but never have fucking dying to fuck her idk what my next step to make it real should be
I confess my sister walking in on me while I was getting a blowjob from my girl has been a plus. The idea of sis watching made me explode. My girl did not realize what happened. Now my sister and I are joking about it. She said, don't worry your little secret is safe with me. I said surely you notice it is not so little. Later she said my girl seems to know her way around things, and I replied, she has daily practice. I also admitted to my sister I now think of her when my girl blows me. She called me outrageous. This past weekend I asked her if she swallows and she replied that it depends on the guy. Last night I suggested we watch vids of blowjobs together, and she said you don't need it. I said, only want to ensure you get how-to tips. She smiled.
I have always been a very sexual person, I guess me being here is proof enough, but I was never promiscuous, more of a serial monogamist. I had three long term relationships, the third being my husband.
Now, since I am here, you can presume, that my libido is very high, and I am here incognito, tickling my imagination, but nothing more, and I have been unfaithful only once, and even then I did not really go through it, and this confession is aimed at that particular incident.
A little prelude, I am in my late 40's, and there was never a shortage of men looking my way, even though I am far from a beauty. This happened at a work event, where one of my colleagues, who I would have never thought would pay any attention to me, started hitting on me, with hints, teasing, joking, you know the drill. He has done that before, and it flattered me, since he is so out of my league, but this time, since we were all, a bit tipsy, he was more open, and direct.
He offered me a ride home, and I accepted, while my heart was pounding out of my chest. During the drive, he reached for my leg, and I did not back out of it, then he took my hand and put it on his crotch - her was ready to go. I felt like I was dreaming, and at the same time I felt huge guilt over the way my body reacted to this situation, because of my husband. When he stopped, a few hundred meters from my building, my hands went for it, without me realising. He tried pulling my head down, but even this was too much, so I kissed him on the lips instead. He was big, and really, really hard, and he came explosively, which I felt was a big compliment for me. I came to my senses after that, and said goodbye.
Now, this never happened again, I made it pretty clear to him, that it was a mistake, but my true confession is, that I remember that night, when I have some time on my own, and please myself to the thought of what could have happened, if I was someone else, someone who can prioritise lust, over love.
I know that this is not much, compared to other confessions here, but for me, it is huge.
When you shoot cum all over your MIL's gaming chair (and panties and facial soap) and she knowingly brushes it off to your FIL and gives you a joking smile, "I hope whoever came on my chair had fun."
You know I did, you sexy bitch.
I've had a fetish for women farting since I accidently stumbled across a porno a while ago, I didn't even know it was a category of porno but I watched out of curiosity and it made me so unbelievably hard and so horny. Since then I have watched regularly and would love to try it with a women I have being seeing for a while, she has a big ass which makes me fantasise even more and she is quite sexually open but I haven't even mentioned anal yet never mind a fetish on this level. I already feel like she would think I was such a dirty pervert because I have joked about it with exes in the past and they have been very grossed out that I'd even suggestt it. Was just curious to hear if you guys have ever discussed it with your S/O and have both being crazy for it? Another part of me thinks I am so wrong and nobody does it and is all just fabricated for people to satisfy their stranger fetishes.