I like jihad.

I confess that I fucking hate Justin Bieber and his annoying fans so much, but whenever I see pictures of him online I just want him to fuck my face and cum all over me, and abuse me for days.

Don't you just want to suck on his cock?
http://www.celebjihad.com/celeb-jihad/images/justin_bieber_naked.jpg

So I was reading TMZ and I saw a post that Taylor Swift is suing CelebJihad.com for posting a fake nude picture of her so I looked it up and I think it's real.. Why would she go to that extent to remove a fake picture when their are HUNDREDS OF FAKE PICS OF HER ON THE WEB.. http://www.celebjihad.com/celeb-jihad/taylor-swift-topless-private-pic-leaked/comment-page-6#comment-42718 .. I think that's her but way younger maybe 14 - 15 ..Look at her pictures online with no make up and look at her OBVIOUSLY her face is more toned she grew but imagine her younger.. IT LOOKS LIKE HER GOD DAMN IT !!What do you think?

so apparently, a few weeks after her 18th birthday, mckayla maroney posted a video on keek with a pretty decent nip slip in it..... so who's has it and where can i watch it??

http://www.celebjihad.com/celeb-jihad/mckayla-maroney-keek-nipple-slip?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+celebjihad%2FNDqB+%28CelebJihad.com+-+Explosive+Celebrity+Gossip%21%29

It will be interesting to have opinions about this..

When Muslim population remains around 1% of any given country they will be regarded as a peace-loving minority and not as a threat to anyone: United States -- Muslim 1.0% Australia -- Muslim 1.5% Canada -- Muslim 1.9% China -- Muslim 1%-2% Italy -- Muslim 1.5% Norway -- Muslim 1.8%

At 2% and 3% they begin to proselytize from other ethnic minorities and disaffected groups with major recruiting from the jails and among street gangs: Denmark -- Muslim 2% Germany -- Muslim 3.7% United Kingdom -- Muslim 2.7% Spain -- Muslim 4% Thailand -- Muslim 4.6%

From 5% on they exercise an inordinate influence in proportion to their percentage of the population.They will push for the introduction of halal (clean by Islamic standards) food, thereby securing food preparation jobs for Muslims. They will increase pressure on supermarket chains to feature it on their shelves -- along with threats for failure to comply. At this point, they will work to get the ruling government to allow them to rule themselves under Sharia, the Islamic Law. France -- Muslim 8% Philippines -- Muslim 5% Sweden -- Muslim 5% Switzerland -- Muslim 4.3% The Netherlands -- Muslim 5.5% Trinidad & Tobago -- Muslim 5.8%

When Muslims reach 10% of the population, they will increase lawlessness as a means of complaint about their conditions (Paris -- car-burnings) . Any non-Muslim action that offends Islam will result in uprisings and threats (Amsterdam - Mohammad cartoons). Guyana -- Muslim 10% India -- Muslim 13.4% Israel -- Muslim 16% Kenya -- Muslim 10% Russia -- Muslim 10-15%

After reaching 20% expect hair-trigger rioting, jihad militia formations, sporadic killings and church and synagogue burning: Ethiopia -- Muslim 32.8%

At 40% you will find widespread massacres, chronic terror attacks and ongoing militia warfare: Bosnia -- Muslim 40% Chad -- Muslim 53.1% Lebanon -- Muslim 59.7%

From 60% you may expect unfettered persecution of non-believers and other religions, sporadic ethnic cleansing (genocide), use of Sharia Law as a weapon and Jizya, the tax placed on infidels: Albania -- Muslim 70% Malaysia -- Muslim 60.4% Qatar -- Muslim 77.5% Sudan -- Muslim 70%

After 80% expect State run ethnic cleansing and genocide: Bangladesh -- Muslim 83% Egypt -- Muslim 90% Gaza -- Muslim 98.7% Iran -- Muslim 98% Iraq -- Muslim 97% Jordan -- Muslim 92% Morocco -- Muslim 98.7% Pakistan -- Muslim 97% Palestine -- Muslim 99% Syria -- Muslim 90% Tajikistan -- Muslim 90% Turkey -- Muslim 99.8% 100% will usher in the peace of "Dar-es-Salaam" -- the Islamic House of Peace -- there's supposed to be peace because everybody is a Muslim: Afghanistan -- Muslim 100% Saudi Arabia -- Muslim 100% Somalia -- Muslim 100% Yemen -- Muslim 99.9%

I confess this is the funniest response to a confession I have ever read. This was a response to a guy saying he drugs his wife and bangs her with his friend.

"I was just a boy when the infidels came in their Blackhawk helicopters. The infidels fired at the oil fields and they lit up like the eyes of Allah. Burning oil rained down from the sky and cooked everything it touched. I could only hide myself and cry as my goats were consumed by the fiery black liquid death. In the midst of the chaos, I could swear that I heard my goats screaming for help. As quickly as they had come, the infidels were gone. It was on that day I put a jihad on them. And if you don't believe it, you'd better kill me now cause I'll put a jihad on you."

I confess.

I am Tommy Robinson. The Leader of THE ENGLISH DEFENSE LEAGUE.

My confession is i wank off over women ib Burkah's.

I also find Muslims a turn on with their sexy beards and horny Jihad bandanas!

I am also ginger.

Ohhhhhhh im so horny!!

I have a confession to make: I am a rich Arab sheik that follows a fundamentalist form of religion that justifies the violation of women in its teachings that I follow. Most of the time I fuck goats and sheep but my friend, a US p******** that has been funded by my family through his Arbusto oil company since 1977, used me to do his dirty work. Then the fucker blamed it all on me and bombarded my training camps ineffectually with cruise missiles. Since then I have been hiding in a cave, shitting myself while waging global conflict WITH MY ENORMOUS WARHEAD. It is big, red and bulging. I love the kilotonnes in my pants. You can�t guess who I am but my name rhymes with �Bin Liner� for I am truly a receptacle for secret service garbage. I carry out Jihad but Gee it�s hard � IN MY PANTS! Can you guess who I am? I have included one of my terror videos to help you guess�

I eat cornflakes, watch porno, wait for the last jihad.

Some clever dickheads have uploaded an image nudity filter classes to phpclasses.org. They flag, or disallow images in a set based on the amount of image area falling within a 'skin tone' range. Intended for Islam friendly sites I suppose, but such brittle logic! Talk about false positives; not as bad as the Jihad-inducing false negatives I guess. What if most of the picture area is filled by the hindquarters of an Irish setter in heat. What if the human scat-orgy scene is kind of deep brown all over? I thought an automation tool might be useful to all the ML board posters who complain about being their own filters, but alas, the software is completely useless, as is the motivation behind such software development.