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Tom and Jerry 18 yo
So, I always see posts from dads, or brothers here, but rarely if ever do I see a post from a sister. So, since I'm pretty tipsy, and eating some ben and jerries, I might as well do this.
I'm an eighteen year old British girl, who has wanted to fuck my little sister, since she was twelve years old. Ask me anything ML.
I confess that the confessions on this site read like a Jerry Springer episode title.
I confess that Jerry Seinfeld was right about jeans with zipper vs. jeans with buttons.
Jerry's at the urinal in an airport restroom when a guy with no arms sidles up next to him and pleads, "Hey, buddy�can you help me out here?"
Though he feels uneasy, Jerry bravely unzips the man, takes a deep breath, and reaches in to pull out the guy's penis. Much to his horror, its hideous. Its moldy and bluish green, covered with pus-filled scabs, and it reeks something awful.
Imagining the kudos he'll get on Judgment Day, Jerry holds the mans unit while he finishes urinating, shakes it, then puts it back in the mans pants and zips him up.
The guy tells Jerry, "Thanks, man, I really appreciate it."
"No problem," says Jerry. "But I gotta ask�What the hells wrong with your johnson?"
The guy pokes his arms back out of his sleeves and says, "I dont know, but I sure as hell aint touching it."