anyone got rhode island girls?

Any Vancouver Island girls down to fuck ?

In college I went on a class trip to remote Caribbean islands. When the group left for the day I went into the girls cabin and spent 4 hours going through their things, checking and smelling the undies of all 8 of them and spraying cum whipping my cum on their clean ones. I was so hard the rest of the week knowing how the each smelled and that my cum was probably on their pussies.

I confess that I fucked some guy from motherless this weekend at Kings Island! Yay me. Oh yeah, about Kings Island :). I got soooooo shitfaced. Like you guys know I don't drink?? omfggggg such a bad idea. I didn't even know they had bars there. But I got a long island iced tea and it made me so stupid -.- Like he had to hold on to me walking so I didn't fall. And then I left my phone in the damn bathroom so ran stumbled back to get it. Some girl came out of the stall and was all "is this your phone??" i was like OH THANK GOD. and then when i was walking out some girl goes "OMG I LOVE YOUR PINK HAIR!!" i turned around to say thanks and fell into a wall (nice bruise on my face) she was like "LOL GET IT GURRRRRL" rofl. after that we rode a roller coaster where i lost my phone AGAIN and the guy i was with lost his keys. lol we were such a mess. i went back to see if my phone was in the seat and the girl there checked and it wasn't. so we were leaving and thats when he realized he lost his keys too, we were already out of the park and everrrrything. So THEEEEEN we had to run back to that coaster and on our way i ran into that girl from the coaster and she had my phone!!!! she said it was on the floor. i got sooo fucking lucky lol. and his keys were with the ride operators. so yeah. cray cray night. :D but i feel like shiiiiit today. im not drinking anymore lol. I need to stop drinking. 1shot of jager and 1 long island. it was wayyyyy worse than when i had the 2 long islands and mini beer. jesusssss.... jager will knock you on your ass apparently. i've never had straight up jager just jager bombs (jager & redbull)

I asked this girl I know, who is like me a big sex fiend. I asked her if her and brother got stammered on a deserted island but luckily all the food and water and eve stuff like lube washed up that you would need to survive for a full year washed up and she had a spot to sleep in. How long after Borden and no sex would it take it to no only let her brother stick it in her but also how long until she wanted it and she legit told me a week. That’s it. She did say being her brother and all she’d prefer it up her ass not was not against her pussy just don’t want to get knocked up in an island. She is something else that god damn I love how mix she loves sex.

Anyone out their from Prince Edward Island willing to swap some pics of island girls hit me up!

Any girls wanna suck my dick only request is you don't now have sexual transmitted diseases and you must live on long island. Also PM if you wanna meet up

Somebody please tell me a site similar to Omegal, where I can get a woman to watch me wank off, choke the chicken, pull a cream rainbow/Punishing the one-eyed pirate/Perling the oyster/Milking the moose/Greasing the pipe/Beef-stroke-it-off....

I ain't paying for a damn thing.... I don't give a shit about a 1000 dudes on line, every now and then you'd get a gem to watch. there aren't any sites like that now.

the second you pull ya dick out they kick you off the site... the bastards,

what else is the internet for if not to find a girl willing to watch you Churning your butter. Fly fishing/Holding the sausage hostage/Pumping the gas at the self-service island/Tweaking the tucan.....

This guy has been shipwrecked on a desert island for 3 years now. He survives on basic fruit the island grows but he knows it is very unlikely he will be found. So he spends most days staring out to sea, ready with his dirty red shirt to wave.
One morning he is amazed to see a beautiful girl dressed in a wet-suit emerging from the sea.
"Hello!" she smiles, "Been here long?"
"Three years" he croaks, his heart quickening at the sight of a female form.
"How long since you've had a drink of alcohol?" she winks. Then she reaches round and unzips a pocket containing a hip flask and hands it to him.
Narrowing his eyes, he takes it from her and has a long, welcome slug.
"How long since you've had a good cigar?" she purrs - and again with a hand on her shapely buttock, unzips a pocket and hands him a waterproofed tin of Havana cigars.
"Three long years" He sighs, open mouthed now, is this a mirage? He leans forward to light a cigar as she proffers a lighter..
He regards her as he takes another swig of scotch and a long draw ...
She is now looking him straight in the eyes as she reaches for another zip - revealing her ample cleavage..
"Mm, and how long is it.." she unzips a bit further, "since you played around?"
Suddenly he bursts into laughter: "Go on!" he guffaws, " don't tell me you've got a set of golf clubs in there as well!"

His satisfaction is evident

i'm a virgin asian male. in Long island. Suffolk County. Stony Brook, Port jeff area.

would love a girl to give my virginity to. send me a PM now!

Islander girls get no love well nomore!!

Now share yours!!