So, I don't get it. I was out of town, went out for drinks and went to a strip club. This blonde cutie chats me up, she's running around naked. Of course she wants me to buy her drinks, par for the course right? Then she's talking about hooking up (which I thought they couldn't do). So I laughed, and was like "yeah you're not allowed to do that, just like I can't take your picture."
"you can take my picture if I give you permission..."
And I was like, "nah I'm good."
But she insisted, "I'm authentic, take my picture - pick me up when I get off at 12:30am, you got a room?"
So stupid me takes her picture and instantly I have two bouncers on me and I was literally thrown out on my ass. It was 11:20pm so I decided to wait and see if she would still want to hook up.
Sure enough she comes out and I get out of my car and wave to her, she waves back and comes up to me.
"I'm so sorry about that, I told them to let you back in but they said it was company policy to boot you, but hey, about that date - I have to get home but perhaps tomorrow?"
She kisses me on my cheek, and leaves. What the fuck was that even all about?
I have to confess, I'm confused. Was there some kind of scam? What am I missing here. No money was stolen - just about $30 on buying her drinks and another $20 for a lap dance with her (where she put her tits in my face and went upside down and poked my nose with her pussy).

I confess that I want to be a trap. The thought of someone giving me female hormones and anti androgen is a huge turn on. If only I could find a place to buy them... sighs abound.

hey does anyone know if theres any pornos with a girl named anna verbruggen?

For all you people who think posting that "you do not have permission" bullshit in your profile's bio section:

You obviously have never bothered to read the ToS of this website, and are actually making yourself look dumb, due to the fact that the ToS explicitly states....

"By posting Content on this website, you automatically grant, and represent and warrant that you have the right to grant, to MI and visitors of MI, an irrevocable, perpetual, non-exclusive, fully-paid, worldwide license to use, copy, perform, display and distribute such information, rights of publicity and Content and to prepare derivative works of, or incorporate into other works and other media, such information and Content, and to grant and authorize sublicenses of the foregoing."

For those of you who don't understand that wall of mind bending fuckery, I'll summarise: By using this website for anything, including the shit you type, anyone around the world has the a-okay to use said content however they please (although I'm not entirely certain about reselling it). You post a picture on here, and no amount of bullshit, poorly scratched out, fake legalese is going to prevent anyone from reusing it for any reason. The only reason they may not use it is out of personal respect, or you're just not that interesting. Quite honestly, I'm thinking of making a publicly funded study of this annoying trend, which is likely clogging up the arteries of countless servers around the globe, thanks to poorly educated people.

Learn to read the fine print, and maybe next time you see yourself in unauthorised use, you'll actually understand why it happened- YOU FUCKING GAVE CONSENT DUE TO IGNORANCE. Remove that annoying shit from your profile, because it means nothing; and frankly, the people who run the servers will probably thank you... not to mention, your dignity will suddenly lose a dent, and your reading skills might get a workout from actually reading the ToS of websites before you use them.
If you don't believe the quoted text, check out the fucking page I copied it from- http://mlos.pika777.eu.org/tou If you need help understanding it, I can post some links to help you find pro-bono lawyers down below, so you can learn a thing or two about the websites you use.

Peace out.

does anyone know or have seen this before? let me know if you have a name or more pics... I want to find more

Am i not allowed to make posts on her about girls from MFC ive made two and i think both have been deleted, if so please inform me so i wont post more

I confess: I actually had sex with my cousin last weekend (will elaborate if you'd like). He is a year older than me, and we've always been close. (my dick is bigger than his though, LOL) I don't know what came over me, (besides him. LOL) but it's late over here tonight and I just got this urge to walk into this convenient store and ask the dude who works at the counter if he wanted to have sex. Never met the guy before in my life. Some scrawny young black dude. Wasn't even attracted to him, just wanted to fuck a negro. So I started chatting him up a bit, I could tell he was attracted to me. Then I just dropped the question, "Do you want to have sex right now?" (Lol) Dude wasn't expecting that at all. He kinda acted coy, then he got kinda mad and asked me to leave so I left haha. Truthfully, he's probably having second thoughts. He didn't look that bad in the face, but he had kind of a really thin body. Like anorexic maybe. I didn't mind though, I just wanted to fuck. Never done that before in my life, but it was kinda exhilarating. For the record, I'M TOTALLY NOT GAY. Me and my cousin, getting our drink on. (LOL)

What would you do to me if am your slave no limits Pm me 

How hard would you fuck her face? Would you give her a break if she begged? Would you cum down her throat or cover her face? 

My life will be complete if I can penetrate my aunt and fuck her till she cums. I'd prefer to go raw and cum inside her as well

Hey this girl just posted on fb about her having a video and pics out of her and shes teying to get it off the net....ya right...newho heres a pic was wondering if anyone could find the pics and or the vid and post them...thanks alot