My caring roommate eased my hangover with some lotion and elbow grease.

This works wonders for lube. Greased up the wife this morning and got deep enough to pound her bladder. Had piss rolling down her legs. 

Amercians are so obese, so fat, 80 procent is not mentionable in motherless.. unless you fall for grease hamburger girls.. poor blown fat americans, wake up, and smell the hormon free freshed baked cookies morons..
ps motherless, is the only webiste you can express these things... probbly this is now traced. you cannot say anything true on a website unless you have facebook, cancer to everyone!!!!!

My girlfriend had been on her course of the pill and it had fucked with her guts, for some reason her cycle wasn't right. she had been bleeding for what seemed an entire life time and my cock needed some loving. i would normally just throw her in the shower and make the sea go red but because of complicated living arrangements, we have kinda got to behave ourselves. . . .anyway, i couldn't hold out any longer and one night as we got into bed, i greased my poll with lube and forced ass sex upon her. we had done this before but she had always complained and moaned and never really got into it but this particular time i had caught her at a good moment and i think the absence of some good dick really got her in the mood. i started off slow but after not getting any for 2 weeks, begun to really get a fuck on and her ass was taking a pounding, she cum hard and when she did, her cheeks squeezed so tight, i couldnt't help it and exploded. next day she tx'd me saying how she loved it and enjoyed it so much that i had to knock one out on the strength of it. . . . amazing?

Somebody please tell me a site similar to Omegal, where I can get a woman to watch me wank off, choke the chicken, pull a cream rainbow/Punishing the one-eyed pirate/Perling the oyster/Milking the moose/Greasing the pipe/Beef-stroke-it-off....

I ain't paying for a damn thing.... I don't give a shit about a 1000 dudes on line, every now and then you'd get a gem to watch. there aren't any sites like that now.

the second you pull ya dick out they kick you off the site... the bastards,

what else is the internet for if not to find a girl willing to watch you Churning your butter. Fly fishing/Holding the sausage hostage/Pumping the gas at the self-service island/Tweaking the tucan.....

Maybe its just me, but I'm really confused as to why we have the next and previous buttons, but don't have them linked to something easier: like the arrow keys. I mean, It's not like its that hard... 10 minutes of messing around in grease monkey

// ==UserScript==
// @name mother cycle
// @namespace akumahai
// @include http://mlos.pika777.eu.org/*
// @version 1
// ==/UserScript==

// Figure out what key is pressed
$(document).keypress(function(e){
var press = e.keyCode;
if(press == 37){ // left
prev();

else if(press == 39){ // right
next();

);

function next(){
var href = "";
$(".head_link").each(function(){
if($(this).html().search("Next")>-1){
href = $(this).attr('href')
return false;

);
linkTo(href)
;

function prev(){
var href = "";
$(".head_link").each(function(){
if($(this).html().search("Previous")>-1){
href = $(this).attr('href')
return false;

);
linkTo(href)
;

function linkTo(href){
if(href != ""){
href = "http://mlos.pika777.eu.org" + href;
window.href = href;

Maybe we can get this officially? I'm sure many people would enjoy it...

Q.How do you get that fat pig Adele in a lift...?
A.Grease her hips and throw a Mcdonalds in it

holy moly...the site is lightening fast now!! I was so used to the slow page and pic/vid loads and still came here regularly. but good thing i was sitting down tonight cuz either u got it running like greased lightening or my computer is finally working right...out of the blue. ;) thanks for all u do and great job, folks! - wondahil

What did Obama get on his SATs?.... BBQ Sauce, Chicken Grease, and Watermelon Juice

So I just turned - lets just say way over 30, and I guess I'm a virgin. The only girl whos ever said I could stick my dick in her was my sister way back in highschool (not that Ive tried all that hard to get any other girls since) and the 2 times we tried, I couldn't get it in - the damn dick bent up at the base and slid up over her belly however hard I tried. Is it really that hard to get into a pussy? Porn makes it look like sliding into melted butter but this was more like trying to stick a greased pencil into a rusty clogged pencil sharpener. I think I might suck at sex.