I need a jerk buddy or some, I'm so horny and home alone I keep looking at this dildo I want to get pounded balls deep my cock is pulsating &🍆💦who wants to join me.... DM me if you want to watch

OMG!
I just found out that my ex-wife's new husband jerks off by laying on a piece of carpet and rocking back and forth so that his cock gets the friction.

I saw an email where he describes shopping for a specific piece of carpet sample while he was away on business and that it felt so good on his "special spot". He went into full detail for her of how he "fucked" this piece of carpet in the hotel bed...that he was so excited when he found it that he couldn't get back to the hotel fast enough..that his heart was pounding the whole time and that he came in less than a minute the first time.

WTF?

There's no way in hell I'm ever walking barefoot in that house....LOL

What do you guys think about this sexy pig?

Jess loves getting pounded from behind and swallowing hot cum...

I'm obsessed with my co-worker.

I get it. I'm tall, lanky, awkward as fuck, and just not very attractive. I've been told that my entire life, and even when it isn't said to my face, it's said to me indirectly when I ask a girl out for something as harmless as coffee and I get rejected before I even get the words out.

So I see this girl at my work one day, and I'm FLOORED. The prettiest girl I had ever seen. We work in different departments so I rarely see her, but when I do, I'm just awestruck. When we talk, we're with a few of our other co-workers so it isn't as awkward. She seems so incredibly warm, sweet, humble, and quiet.

After months of waiting for the off chance of a brief interaction in passing, I say fuck it, and ask her out on a date after I get her number through a mutual friend in the company. I wait minutes...hours...days...no response. It makes sense, she seems like the quiet non-confrontational type. It's still a rejection, but it still fucking hurts, you know?

A few weeks later, I hear a rumor that she's sucking some dude's dick in the parking lot at work. And for whatever reason, this hurt way more than her rejection...now that I know that she's just a slut like everyone else, I've pretty much lost all hope as far as dating goes.

So now, I'm back to my usual routine of jerking off every day to thoughts of her. Right after lunch? I open up that Instagram and blow a nice load all over her face. When I get home? Open up Facebook and pound my dick and pretending like I'm railing that pink pussy of hers from behind.

Can anyone sympathize with my struggle here? What the fuck am I supposed to do here? I'm NEVER going to get a girl as pretty as Kaye. Am I just supposed to settle for some fucking whale of a woman with acne and shit?

Please, just brighten my day a little and tell me what you would do to this whore. Make a picture or video even. That'd be great. :/

I like trannys. I love the taboo of lifting up a skirt, seeing a dick and the sucking it.

Saturday night, being alone, horny and bored I surfed the casual encounters section of Craigslist under T4M. Found a tranny in my area who was looking for a no strings attached hook up. This one was also a VERS (top and bottom) and that was something I had been wanting to experience. Wasn't sure if I was ready to get pounded, but I at least wanted the option.

I got there, was invited in and as we talked, tranny told me that there was a spouse. I was nervous at this point and that said spouse was home. I was nervous. No advanced warning, I wasn't exactly quiet. The marriage is open and the spouse was told that I was coming over and why. So I was a bit calmer. Then I was asked "Do you want to meet my wife?" I wasn't expecting that question, but I agreed because I know some people in an open marriage want their spouse to meet their fling as a sign of honesty or something.

She entered the room and come to find out, the spouse was another male to female tranny. That was also unexpected, but what ever. So the three of us talked, then the spouse asked "Aren't you here to fuck my wife?"

I answered "Yes, I just was waiting for you to leave."

"You think you two are going to have sex and I get nothing?"

By this point my dick was about to tear through my pants. I thought she was still screwing with me, but part of me knew she was serious. I was about to ask another question when she said "Either get on with it or leave."

That's when I felt a pair of lips on my mouth. The tranny I met on line and I started kissing and undressing each other while the spouse watched. I have been watched before, but those were times when I was having sex with a woman. Here someone was watching me, and stroking themself while I sucked a dick.

This was suck a turn on that I came while I was on my knees. I was rubbing myself while sucking and getting dick slapped. I wasn't ready to be done just yet, and neither were they. I stood up and was ordered to bend over the arm of the couch. I watched as the tranny picked up the bottle of astroglide. Her spouse was now in just a bra. Her nightie was removed sometime before and her dick was in her hand. She was passable transvestite, no hormones, perfectly working dick.

I felt the dick head against my asshole and slowly my asshole opening up to accept it. I was getting it, my first time, bareback. My dick was hardening again.

I felt the dick slide out of me and felt the cum on my back. I then looked up to see the spouse come towards me, stroking her dick. I watched as she came over my face.

I laid on the couch, stroking myself as they watched. I asked them to call me a "cum covered faggot", and as they did I came on their floor.

I drove home in a bit of shame...and still get hard thinking about it.

So last night a friend of mine from work stayed at my place because we had a few too many after work yesterday and we're both off today.
My girlfriend left for work so I got up to have a shower and when I come out of the bathroom my friend is naked over the arm of the sofa with his ass spread and just said fuck it to me!!! It took me a minute cause I didn't know he was gay and I was still a little hung over. But when the shock wore off I knelt down behind him and tongue fucked his ass hard for about ten minutes got it all wet and slippy! !! He was thumbing the head of his cock when I slipped my hard on into his tight hole and pounded it like I would never get laid again. When I came I shot my load up his back .
We rested for a minute then he brought me back into the shower so to return the favor of getting to fuck his ass I said I'd blow him, he stroked his hard on while I sucked on the head then he blew his hot sticky load all over my face, I got hard as fuck from him shooting on my face so he stood behind me with his cock rubbing between the cheeks of my ass and gave me a reach around! !!
And that's how we spent the rest of the day sucking and fucking each other. Got to love hump day!!!!!

Two days ago I was home on my day off and my work called me in for an emergency repair. I told my wife I had to go and she asked how long I should be. I told her probably a couple of hours. She said ok kissed me and I went on my way. Now I work about 25 miles away from my house. I had gone about 5 miles when I realized I had forgotten one of my tool boxes in my workroom behind my house. I turned around and drove back and decided to park on the street and go around the back to my workshop. As I got to the back of the house I noticed my back door was open a little bit. I thought my wife might have just forgot to shut it so I went over to close the door and thats when I heard them. Oh yes fuck me. Yes. Fuck my pussy. Give it to me. I couldnt believe it. My wifr of 25years was fucking someone. I didnt get mad but I was confused. I walked in quietly and could see them on the couch. I couldnt see his face but I could see his ass going up and down between my wifes spread legs. I know I should have ran iver and best hus head in but something stopped me and I stood there peeking around the corner watching them. I could tell he was younger by his build and my only guess is he is one of the 3 guys who live across the street from us. There are 3 guys all in their mid 20s. I watched for about 10 mins then I heard him say he was going to cum and my wife was urging him, "cum in me baby". As I heard him grunt and pound my wifes pussy I heard her moan yes!!! I quickly got out of there got my tool box and headed back to work. She never mentioned anything when I got home. We didnt have sex that night and we havent had sex all that much for the last 3 months. Now what should I do?