So, I don't get it. I was out of town, went out for drinks and went to a strip club. This blonde cutie chats me up, she's running around naked. Of course she wants me to buy her drinks, par for the course right? Then she's talking about hooking up (which I thought they couldn't do). So I laughed, and was like "yeah you're not allowed to do that, just like I can't take your picture."
"you can take my picture if I give you permission..."
And I was like, "nah I'm good."
But she insisted, "I'm authentic, take my picture - pick me up when I get off at 12:30am, you got a room?"
So stupid me takes her picture and instantly I have two bouncers on me and I was literally thrown out on my ass. It was 11:20pm so I decided to wait and see if she would still want to hook up.
Sure enough she comes out and I get out of my car and wave to her, she waves back and comes up to me.
"I'm so sorry about that, I told them to let you back in but they said it was company policy to boot you, but hey, about that date - I have to get home but perhaps tomorrow?"
She kisses me on my cheek, and leaves. What the fuck was that even all about?
I have to confess, I'm confused. Was there some kind of scam? What am I missing here. No money was stolen - just about $30 on buying her drinks and another $20 for a lap dance with her (where she put her tits in my face and went upside down and poked my nose with her pussy).

I confess: I actually had sex with my cousin last weekend (will elaborate if you'd like). He is a year older than me, and we've always been close. (my dick is bigger than his though, LOL) I don't know what came over me, (besides him. LOL) but it's late over here tonight and I just got this urge to walk into this convenient store and ask the dude who works at the counter if he wanted to have sex. Never met the guy before in my life. Some scrawny young black dude. Wasn't even attracted to him, just wanted to fuck a negro. So I started chatting him up a bit, I could tell he was attracted to me. Then I just dropped the question, "Do you want to have sex right now?" (Lol) Dude wasn't expecting that at all. He kinda acted coy, then he got kinda mad and asked me to leave so I left haha. Truthfully, he's probably having second thoughts. He didn't look that bad in the face, but he had kind of a really thin body. Like anorexic maybe. I didn't mind though, I just wanted to fuck. Never done that before in my life, but it was kinda exhilarating. For the record, I'M TOTALLY NOT GAY. Me and my cousin, getting our drink on. (LOL)

Hey this girl just posted on fb about her having a video and pics out of her and shes teying to get it off the net....ya right...newho heres a pic was wondering if anyone could find the pics and or the vid and post them...thanks alot

Our bathroom door has a keyhole so you can see into it. My wife's friend has been staying with us for afew weeks and usually I always get a chance to watch her undress for her shower. Finally I bought a video camera to capture her beauty.
I wasn't sure if she was aware of the keyhole situation so for the hell of it I placed the camera outside the bathroom down the hall covered by a plant.
I made sure my wife's friend knew I was going into the shower and put the camera on. I stood in the bathrrom, undressed, stroked my cock alittle and took my time getting into the shower. Afterwards I walked to my bedroom and grabbed the camera. After watching it over I saw my wife's friend standing outside the bathroom looking into the keyhole. Whats even better is I could see her placing her hands down her pants as her body shook. She must have knelt there right until I got into the shower.
I'd show all the video but its all personal and just wanted to share.
I think I will do it again and this time quickly open the bathroom door as if I forgot something and catch her there fingering herself. Then I will order her to suck my dick and then fuck the shit out of her.

I was home alone with my sister and i was in her roon using her conputer and she was in her bayhroom taking a shower. Guess she didnt know i was in there because she came out into her room naked and i was staring at her and she kinda gasped and went back in the bathroom and came back out again with a towel around her.
She asked what i was doig in her room and i said using the computer obviously. Then she tried telling me to leave and get out.
I wouldnt so she got mad and tried pushing me off the chair so i grabbed at her to try to catch myself and grabbrd her towel amd pulled it off her. She tried grabbing it back but i was holding it and didnt let go and pulled back so she couldnt get it and it pulled her on top of me. So i have my sister completely naked on my and she starts getting mad trying to kinda fite and im getting this huged hard on. I had some pajama pants on so the were pretty thin and i know she could feel it agaisnt her but i think she was too mad to notice. S. She is trying to hold me down and hit me so i grab her and pull her against me so she cant anymore and my hard on is right agaisnt her pussy and i start moving my hips ribbing it against her.
Now she finally starts to notice but she doesnt say anything she just stops moving torying to fite me and i keep going.
I start pushing up harder and she starts moving back so i pulled my pants down and just pushed it in her pussy and we fucked so much. But after that she has been kinda avoiding me like it made things awkard.

I'm a nympho who loves anal. I can't get get enough anal. Don't bother with my pussy, just shove your cock up my ass. I love gape and rosebud porn and I want nothing more than to be able to take a nice big fist in my own ass. But every time I find a guy willing to try HE chickens out when the stretch gets a little uncomfortable.

I'm sick of being babied. I want a guy to tie me up and gag me and work his damn fist into my ass whether I like it or not. To fuck me open relentlessly and slam his knuckles up against my asshole until it gives. And I don't just want to take his fist. I want him to ruin me for cock. I want him to punch his fist deep in my once-tight asshole and rip it back out. I want him to punchfuck me while I scream into the gag, sobbing and helpless. I want him to brutalize my hole until my rosebud spills out and then I want him to shove it back inside me with his fist.

I want my ass to just be a hole that swallows up anything it's given. I want a stranger in the street to be able to bend me over and shove a beer bottle right up there without any resistance. And I want to be that way because someone saw me for the dumb useless slut I really am and decided to use me the way I'm meant to be used.

Cute Asian Teen Who Works At Subway

I asked out a cute 19-year-old Asian girl from Subway who is out of my league but she surprisingly said yes. We saw a movie then walked around the mall and had some coffee and a pastry. Turns out she only lives about 6 blocks from me so I dropped my car off then I walked her home in the dark as the night was cool but nice.

It was arranged she would come over to my place Wednesday night and after some video games, netflix and some softcore porn she was getting frisky. She said she had only had sex twice before and was interested in messing around but not fucking. I was totally down with that.

She had cute perky B-cup boobs with long, very erect nips which I enjoyed sucking while she rubbed my dick through my jeans. I started moving down her body and she liked when I licked her belly button and kissed her right above her waistline.

I undid the button and zipper on her skinny jeans and pulled them down to reveal super cute blue and pink thong panties with a little white and black checkered bow positioned about at her clit. I could smell her through her panties and it was incredible. I kissed her plump mound for about a minute before she told me to take them off and kiss her.

She had a neatly trimmed triangle of hair above her clit and very thick inner pussy lips. The site and sweet scent of her wet meaty teen pussy had my dick literally throbbing. I pulled her jeans and panties all the way off, admiring her beautiful pedicure and cute little feet.

She asked if I wanted to eat her pussy. I almost laughed out loud at the way she pronounced it: "poo-see"

I kissed and licked up and down her tasty lips and had no trouble finding her very erect clit which was sticking out from under her meaty hood. Her lips were creamy and flavorful. As she adjusted a little, I noticed her anus. It was big and brown and looked very exotic. I told her she has a juicy little ass and that I wanted to taste it.

I'm not sure she knew exactly what I meant because she shivered and moaned when I touched her pucker with my wet tongue and nose. I pulled her closer and really starting lapping her. She tasted so sexy. I licked, kissed, sucked and grinded my nose on her tight beautiful butthole for about five minutes and she was loving it!

"You love it so much there!" she kept saying and moaning.

I returned my attention to her sweet big clit and after only about 30 seconds of flicking it with my tongue she was spasming in my face and her pussy was creaming down all over her butthole. She asked me for a towel to clean up.

After getting my pants and boxers off and laying on my bed, It took her like two minutes to finish me off with a handjob and blowjob. I wanted to cum on her thick little ass but I didn't get the chance. She used the towel to clean up the cum on my shaft and groin. I played with her toes and sucked her tits a bit.

She asked if I wanted to walk her home because she doesn't like walking that far in the dark, but I drove her home instead because it was raining a little.

Her name is Mydee. I will see her again Saturday night when her shift ends.

Im addicted to sex and Ive been cheating on my husband regularly since before we were married. Ive hooked up with more than 40 men in the kast 3 years. I have a sneaking suspicion he might already know. This weekend I have a lunch date with his best friend right before a dinner date with him. I have a desperate urge to tell him that he's getting the sloppy seconds from his best friend after our date, but if he doesnt know it would destroy our relationship...

So I know this couple. He is a bouncer, she is petite and cute. First I thought about how to get her but then I noticed how they talk to each other. She: "Hey baby, tonight I am going to kill you" said in an aggressive smiling way. He was kinda smiling too, not really paying attention. We were going to play paintball.

I am unable to deal with violence. If a woman said that to me especially in that tone, it would get to me. But they seem to talk to each other like that every day. There's always a base aggression you wouldn't expect in such a petite person.

Question is: Is it my fault do I need to desensitize myself to violence(even though I don't know how, right now) or can you not become happy with such a woman? I mean she is just talking, given her figure she couldn't act on it. But still, having such a woman around me would feel like a threat to me.

I am 5'11 at 163 pounds.

Ok so I posted this already https://mlos.pika777.eu.org/V927AD58 and wow I am still really freaked out right now today has been so weird first my girlfriend and I went out for breakfast with her dad and I couldn't talk at all because I just kept thinking about stuff so we get back home and she asks me what's wrong and I decided to tell her about all the things that are happening. So I said you know how you said you're ok with the idea of me doing things with other guys snd she nodded and said "oh are you finally going to tell me about the adult store?" And I panicked and froze and she laughed and said it was ok one of her friends had seen me go in like 3 weeks ago which is the last time before yesterday I think and I nodded and she asked me how long and how often I went in and I said for a while it was just a thing sometimes but I told her I just didn't want it to be a big deal and felt like it just needed to be a secret and I said I was sorry and she laughed and said it was ok she understood she wasn't mad but she said if I had told her sooner then she could hsve went with me so she could watch and we both got turned on and fucked then she had to shower to get ready for work. While she was in the shower though I told her there might be a weird problem and she asked what so I told her about my bosses husband and how he wanted to get with me again and she laughed and said "well yeah after as much practice as you've had I bet you're really good at sucking dick" and she was kinda sweet about it so it helped me feel a little better but I said I was worried because I really like my boss and my job. She thought about it while she got dressed and said that she didn't think he would do anything to cause me to get fired but she understood why I was worried. As she was leaving I asked if I should text him to meet up and talk and she laughed and said "you wouldn't get much talking done with your mouth full" and I love her and know she was being cute but I just said "you're probably right" and she kissed me and went to work. I just chilled for a while and watched some movies then fell asleep she finally came home (6 hour shift as a receptionist) and she said she had been thinking and that I should wait a few days to make sure things are good at work then text him to talk and just let him know that I think he's cool and would like to do stuff with him but talk about the job and my boss so he knows I'm worried. I told her I'll do that and then she started whispering in my ear about wanting to watch me suck dick and we fucked again I'm posting this before I go back to bed she's asleep already. If anything interesting happens I'll try and post some more it helps to calm me a bit knowing I'm thinking it through as I type.

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Thumbnails are broken-Thumbnails broken everywhere. You have to mouse over the whole damn page just to see shit.

Server Speeds-It sometimes takes a very long time to do anything here.

child Pron-Dear god the amount of child Pron or other questionable shit I've seen on here.

Censorship-WTF is happening to this site. You said ZERO censorship and you've been censoring content left and right. How about you stick to your words, eh?

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