Ladys and gentlemen inerducing doctor fill goods magic elexer .. is your mom a cock tease .. is your sister a bitch .. is your mother inlaw always up your ass .. just one drink of my magic elexer and they'll be on there knee's bagging for it .. and ladies this elxer will in prove he sex drive .. as well have plans for your bff and her husband just one shot of this elxer and bff will drag him to the bedroom .. waring highly in fused 100 pruff voca .. great for partys or the family reunion ..
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I confess I love thinking about shoving fire crackers up a girls pussy, sowing her shut with the fuse still out, and then fire them all off...am I alone?
I'm a happily married man to a beautiful woman, but I confess I have a hunger for sexy transgenders. Ones that when you see them in public you would never guess they had a penis. I'm not secretly gay. I have no attraction towards the male body, but a gorgeous feminine form that just happens to have a penis really makes me crazy. I've only been with one. She claimed to be a hermaphrodite. Something about being a twin but the zygotes fused and she has a dick and balls because of it. I sucked her cock and swallowed her cum (which was very thin and watery compared to mine because her condition renders her able to produce semen but not sperm). We fucked each other and came all over one another. Then I went home and fucked my wife (only my gf at the time).
My parents computer kinda set alight. Nothing serious to the pc though. Just tripped the fuse. And now the pc won't turn on.
They have taken the pc in to get repaired. The huge problem is there are many many pics on there. Can't say what of but let's just stick to serious.
When they fix it will they
go through the pc?
1 can of black power, 3 yards of fuse, rolls of tape, 2 parts ingenuity, 1 part stupidity ... Saving money by making your own fireworks PRICELESS
Happy 4th America!!
Nothing fun or sexy here, but I've never uttered this elsewhere & figured why not! So I'm gimpy, (in a wheelchair), & have really severe scoliosis. When I was 13 I realized that if I tried hard enough, I could juuust reach/get my mouth to the base of my boner. (only did it twice if I remember right) Sadly, I didn't actually take advantage of such other than to see if it were possible. The next year my back was fused solid & that was the end of that. If I had a time machine, I'd go back & blow myself ALL the time, (among many other things of course), hahaha. :P (FWIW, I'm straight/not at all into dicks, but willing pussy's scarce in handiland, so..)
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