So, I don't get it. I was out of town, went out for drinks and went to a strip club. This blonde cutie chats me up, she's running around naked. Of course she wants me to buy her drinks, par for the course right? Then she's talking about hooking up (which I thought they couldn't do). So I laughed, and was like "yeah you're not allowed to do that, just like I can't take your picture."
"you can take my picture if I give you permission..."
And I was like, "nah I'm good."
But she insisted, "I'm authentic, take my picture - pick me up when I get off at 12:30am, you got a room?"
So stupid me takes her picture and instantly I have two bouncers on me and I was literally thrown out on my ass. It was 11:20pm so I decided to wait and see if she would still want to hook up.
Sure enough she comes out and I get out of my car and wave to her, she waves back and comes up to me.
"I'm so sorry about that, I told them to let you back in but they said it was company policy to boot you, but hey, about that date - I have to get home but perhaps tomorrow?"
She kisses me on my cheek, and leaves. What the fuck was that even all about?
I have to confess, I'm confused. Was there some kind of scam? What am I missing here. No money was stolen - just about $30 on buying her drinks and another $20 for a lap dance with her (where she put her tits in my face and went upside down and poked my nose with her pussy).

Sluts in California's beautiful Bay Area I want to 69 until we both cum in each other's mouth then fuck as many times in as many ways as you can handle before tapping out. 

I'm a freak with a 5 minute refractory period so my tongue can fill in to keep you taken care of between rounds. 

Kinks and chemsex welcome, but vanilla ass & pussy taste good too 😈

I would love to fuck my sister-in-law. She has a nice ass and wears pants so tight that they go into her pussy and she has a nice camel toe.

I confess I have just seen my niece posted on the board showing her pussy and fingering herself
Lost at what to do so hard looking at her but fuck ! It's mad , Don't know what the fuck to do now heads fucked any ideas ??

After I fuck my girl friend I wipe all the pussy juice off my dick on to her bed sheets

My dream from last night!
so my FtM son (25) who I would love to be taken and bred before he decides to get rid of his pussy. Well I dreamed he was all fat and pregnant. He walked around naked and his pussy wet all the time. He was like 8 months pregnant and decided I should belong to him. He decided to turn things around. Next thing I know, I’m hung up by my tits, he’s got a line to fuck me. I’m covered in cum and every few minutes he will punch my tits, spit on me or shove his hand in my ass.

i am still so turned on, im laying in his bed with a dildo in my pussy wearing his dirty underwear.

I confess sometimes I wish I had a pussy so that I could be fucked hard with dicks or strapons in all my holes at the same time

I'm a hetero male. Love women .. Lips, tits, pussy & ass. Love it all. i confess that lately, I've been intrigued by watching shemales .. videos, webcams. Watching them self-sucking in particular. I would love to find videos of trannys fucking their own tits, and self sucking.

To The Cunt Across the street and her shitty kids.

I don't believe in hitting women, but god damn it Paula one of these days Im gonna bounce your fucking head of a car wind shield. Sorry you got knocked up by every Nigger west of the Fucking African Continent, sorry that your husband finally saw the light and left you for learning none of your shitty kids are his, both of you being white and with monkeys for children should have been his first fucking sign you spread your legs for any Gold Tooth Monkey with a criminal background, and it pains me to no fucking end Unemployment cut you off after learning you were selling acid on the down low and your current Nigger boyfriend is doing time for a kid sex beef.
But the next fucking time you slam your rusty piece of shit car into my mail box, I am gonna kick you in the fucking tax rebate box you call your pussy! And for fuck sake, clean up your god damn yard, tell your shitty kids to stop setting fires on this block. And dont give me that, 'aint my kids' THERE ARE NO OTHER FUCKING HALF BREED KIDS ON THIS BLOCK! THEY DON'T EVEN MAKE THE EFFORT TO RUN AWAY, I KNOW, I CAUGHT LITTLE ASPIRIN OR TYLENOL OR WHAT EVER THAT LITTLE SHITS NAME IS SETTING FIRE TO A TIRE AND ROLLING IT DOWN A HILL.

I HOPE TO CHRIST, SOCIAL SERVICES TAKES THEM AWAY FROM YOU. FUCK IT, EXPECT THEM IN THE MORNING, ONE LOOK AT YOUR SHITTY HOUSE AND 9 MONKEYS, I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL FINALLY SEE MY TAX DOLLARS AT WORK!

now i feel better

I'm in the dressing room...all alone. I want you to come in and pull down my shorts and panties and bend me over and fuck my pussy and then slip it in my ass while video tapings it. Then I want you to have me on my knees and suck the cum out of you hard dick and invite your friends to fuck me randomly...can you make my fantasy come true..

id lock this girl up in my room n fuck her lil wet tight shaven pussy til she is red-raw