Yesterday I froze my own cum and ate it,

I was one of the most magical nights ever. I've always wanted to eat my own cum but its always so hard to do. I came in a plastic cap and put it in the freezer. 5 minutes later all I could think of was that I had a preserved batch of sexy cum. At first I was apprehensive but I tongued it out. It was like slush but lumpy. I gaged a few times. But the taste was preserved and ohh was it so fucking hot.

I have 2 loads frozen right now....

My wife, our friend (who lives with us) and I went and got some ice cream after dinner tonight. She (friend) has been kinda bitchy with me tonight. She's extremely asexual and, try as I might, she hasn't been down to fuck around with me. Well, turns out she wasn't really hungry for desert after dinner and put her ice cream in the freezer for tomorrow. My wife and our friend are asleep, but I'll still be up playing games for a while. I took her ice cream out to thaw. After it's nice and smooth I'm dumping a load of cum in it, mixing it back up, and putting it back in the freezer. I can't wait to watch her gulp down my cum tomorrow!

This is a continuation of an earlier post, wouldn't post on replies so let's see if this works. It's about me fucking an employee of mine 10 years younger than me in my car. So she's been having MAJOR marital problems with her husband of some 3 months and believes he has been cheating since she hasn't been touched by him in a year. One day she shows up to work in makeup and perfume and starts getting pretty personal with me. Getting somewhat intrusive into my sex life and sex in general. The one day she was in a pretty bad mood because of her husband so I offered to give her a hug in the freezer. Nothing raunchy, but boy did it turn me on. 2 days pass over which our flirtation grows and grows until she says she doesn't believe I'm a man because I hadn't shown her, so I told her she would find out real soon, this exchange happened probably 5 times in one day. She obviously wanted and needed some dick. So towards the end of my shift I offer to meet her in the parking lot for a bit of 1 on 1, which she agrees to. Somehow we missed each other in passing. So the next day she starts calling me a chicken for not showing up and I her. Then we actually plan for love making the next day after our late shift in a nearby parking lot. Straight from simple flirtation to "lets make this shit happen." I suggested we have a kiss in the freezer to "seal the deal." Let me tell ya I had the worst blue balls after that. We planned everything to the T, even talked about condoms and where and how we would get on. So she shows up after her shift and jumps in my car, we go to a secluded, dark place and we both jump in the back. She strips down to her underwear, me to mine, and I get started. Mind you she hadn't been touched in a year and she was VERY nervous. So I remove one of her bra straps, start kissing her and sucking on her nipples. She's already panting and moaning crazily. I pull out my cock and she loves the size of it, so I have her start stroking. She then asked permission to "go down," never been asked for permission for that before, maybe because I'm her boss. So she gives me head for a bit then climbs on top, since she is still sensitive from the episiotomy it's better for her to control the motion, for now. So she starts off and she's going crazy, VERY in to it, even though we hadn't really even started. So I thrust my hips for the first time and she screams like a banshee. It's hard not to get in to something so very hot myself. So I let her do her thing for a while and she's telling me how much she likes my big cock and how hot I am then I lay her down in the back seat, put her knees to her chest, and showed her how experienced lovers differ greatly from mere boys. I've never seen a girl moan and yell the way she did, really made me feel like the man. So I finish, we get dressed, and I take her back to her car. On the way back we're both talking about how hot it was and how hot I am, and how many times she came, how she could hardly walk and her knees were shaking, and how inadequate her husband was. Then she says what I was thinking: Me being her boss made it SO much hotter. So I give her a kiss and she jumps out. So I hadn't seen her for a few days but I did see her today, and we talked all shift about how hot our encounter was and what else I wanted to do. So we went into the cooler and I asked if she knew how to deepthroat. To my surprise she said she did. Instant boner. So tomorrow after her shift I'm going to put her knowledge to the test. Sorry it took so long to post, Motherless was being gay.

I've been shagging my granny for around 3 years now, i'm 25, she is 97. We only have sex once a month, but she is so cold about it and shows no emotion....I guess it might be due to the fact that she has been dead for 5 years, and I have to remove her from the freezer I've kept her in since she died, in order to fuck her. Fucking pain in the arse waiting for the pussy to thaw out actually......

I confess, that my girl comes to stay at my place every Saturday night. I jerk off all week, but save my cum loads by cumming into a container and putting it in my freezer to keep it fresh. When she arrives at my place, i defrost it in the microwave. 30 seconds defrosts about 20 loads to a perfect warm temp. Ithen slowly dribble it onto my hard cock while she sucks it. I then pour a few loads into her pussy befor fucking her. It makes the best lube and sounds fantastic as my glistening cock slides in and out her cum soaked pussy. 
While im fucking her, i pour more directly into her mouth. It is hot as fuck seeing her drenched in my cum, it dribbling down her chin and neck and out her pussy as we fuck like animals. 20 loads of cum goes a long way, and makes a lovely tasty mess. 
Next morning she goes home and i start preparing to do it all again next week. 

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Cute Tanya booty shaking remix

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Two years ago I worked night shift at a local department store (stacking when the store is closed), there was a girl there who looked exactly the girl in the video but called Natalie who was about 20 and dating one of the store managers. It was common knowledge that they would go off and fuck in the security room.
Anyway, I confess that over a period of 2 months we hooked up on shift 3 times. The first time was a bit uneventful when we shared a break - we just ended up kissing. We kind of ignored each other after that as it was awkward.
The second and third time happened about 6 weeks later.
It was about 2am and we were both paired together doing stock take in the freezer when I asked her about the kiss that happened before and that I would leave my current girlfriend if we had a chance together. After the typical female thing of "why would you want me" and outlining that I thought she was quite fit we ended up kissing again but this time she started to touch me through my trousers. It took a while to get full aroused at that temperature but was helped by fondling her tits through her freezer-jacker (Not the hottest scenario..) After a few mins of fumbling around she pulled my cock out and jerked it properly and I slid my hand up her top for a proper feel of her tits. I'd guess about a c-cup and she had nice puffy nipples. After another few mins of her jerking, she pulled her trousers around her knees and sat on top of the loading trolley and pulled me towards her. With the temperature of the freezer it felt like the warmest pussy in the entire planet. We fucked for about 10 mins until I got close but she didn't want me to cum inside as we didn't have a condom so jerked me and unloaded my cum into her hands.

it was a bit odd as she was a bit apologetic about not letting me cum inside her and said that she wanted to do it again and break it off with the manager.
That Friday night, we met at her house and after a few drinks with a film we fucked properly (sadly, with a condom) for a good hour or so. She wasn't that kinky but she really got into it when we weren't confined to a freezing cold loading trolley. The only "kinky" thing she really did was after I came and took the condom off, she licked the cum off the tip.

Anyway, I spent the night and it was simply amazing. The next morning she started crying about hurting the managers feelings as they had been together so long. Sadly we never got together again and I left that place of work 6 months later.

The best part for me is that the manager is getting married to that slut in about 5 months! Not knowing that not only did I fuck someone whilst on his shift, but it was his "perfect" girlfriend.

better days, the place I work at now is all older women and sausage-parties :(

About 3 years ago I dated a girl who was lactating. God did I find it fucking hot. I could have sucked her dry every day and tried to. Too bad it only lasted a few months but it made me a mothers milk lover for life.

It's hard to find a lactating girl but it is fairly easy on CL to find mothers milk. I just scored 200 ounces of the sweetest tasting milk from a 23 yo girl for $50. I have a whole freezer shelf full now. I secretly record when I meet them for the exchange and jerk off for a few days knowing that the milk I am drinking is from a girl I met. She's a single mom struggling to pay the bills and I did talk to her about ABF and she said she might be interested for the right price. Yummy!

20 steps to a one-man-bukkake

stuff needed:

1. bowl
3. funnel
4. toy(s) of your choice
5. patience (takes a week or two)

instructions:

. do yourself
. cum into a the bowl
. put bowl with cum into the freezer
4. repeat steps 1-3 about 10 times (waiting time between orgasms increases cum yield)
5. take full bowl of frozen cum out of the freezer
6. place bowl onto a radiator and heat cum carefully up
7. get the funnel
8. fully undress yourself
9. get your toy(s)
10. when your cum reaches roughly body temerature take bowl from radiator
11. fill your mouth with your warm tasty cum
12. gurgle a bit or do what you like but DON'T SWALLOW it yet
13. spit cum back into the bowl
14. insert funnel into your ass and hold it up straight
15. pour your cum slowly into the funnel and into your ass (don't waste anything)
16. when the bowl is almost empty (and your ass full of cum) suck up your remaining cum from the bowl
17. take a toy and start fucking yourself with it
18. watch your creamy cum run out of your ass while you jerk your cock with it
19. do what you like
20. restart at instruction 1 the next day

I just did/finished the whole procedure yesterday.
thought I have to share!

have fun everybody!

Recently I saw some episode of csi. At the end some guy was proven to have eaten mole poison. Then they showed mole poison, being called "mole killer".

This disgusting stuff was looking like... spinach. Poison being fabricated into small cuboids that looked exactly like spinach that is being fabricated(to be separated even after having been in the freezer) as cuboids.

The guy of csi knew it though and did it on purpose.

Now every time I see spinach in my freezer, that I bought weeks ago, that was not poison weeks ago, that is not poison now, I cannot eat it because all I think of is eating poison.

This might even lead to symptoms based on the placebo effect.

And it gets worse. For some weird reason I looked up this mole poison and I found something else: mole poison earthworms-like looking. The distributor was so proud to write that "they even feel and bend like earthworms and earthworms are mole's natural source of food". As if that wasn't enough he had a pdf-file titled: "What if my dog eats them?". The PDF concluded: "Your dog has to eat two worms to get sick."

Now each time I see earthworms-shaped jellybabies/gummi bears I cannot eat them anymore. Whereas this is not the worst thing, as they are unhealthy anyways; not because of poison but because of sugar.

The problem is, I cannot unthink those pictures. Everything that has any relateable form reminds me of them. And basically, what doesn't look like a cuboid?

Shit, I now realize that the keys of my keyboard are cuboids.

How do I get my realistic sense of form perception back?

I work at a place that we serve Blue Bell icecream. Today a trashy country girl came to get some. She had so much make up on it was sickening but she had short shorts where you could she her ass cheeks and a push up bra pushing her tits outside her shirt. I found it kind of hot. She orders a pretzel along with the ice cream but asks if I can put the ice cream in our freezer til after her movie.
So as seeing she is a dirty little slut, I took the icecream and drizzled my semen in it. Later she came back for it and as she walked away I watched her ass chicks bouncing out of her shorts and thought what a slut. Then she took a bite of the ice cream and I know she loved how it tasted

Well I have read quite a few confessions on here that I thought were just BS but after today I may have to rethink some of the this really happened stories.

Yesterday my daughter lost her job she has been out of the house trying to "do it her way" for about 3 months now. So after a long discusion and the offer to come home and of course being turned down she went to her appartment last night, me and my wife went to bed late talking about what we could do with no resilution.

I get up about 5 to get my wife off to work and we talk a bit and she tells me to see if what I can do for her maybe have her over for breakfast and talk with her a bit get my kiss and out the door she goes. so I go grab some stuff out of the freezer and pantry to make breakfast and head for the shower. I guess it is about 6:30 when I get out of the shower sit on the bed and call my daughter to invite her over for breakfast. she tells me she is just pulling up when I hear the door shut and she comes running into the bedroom and just huggs me and about squeezes me harder then I had felt in a while. suddenly she noticed I was sitting there naked looks at me say's "sorry dad get something on I have to tell you something" she left my room abit embarrased so I got up grabbed my PJ pants put them on and went out to see what all the excitment was about.

So my daughter is pacing in the living room when I get out there I noticed she is in pj pants and her night shirt. I ask her whats going on and she just turns grabs me and says " dad I screwed up I really screwed up". this is my OHH SHit she is pregnant moment and I brace myself. Ok sweety whats up" she starts pacing again then sits on the couch and asks me to come sit with her. she looks me in the eye and starts with well dad umm I don't know how to say this or anything but I don't know well dad have you made coffee yet stands and walks into the kitchen. Ok now I am worried and am hopping that pregnancy is all it is.

I wait about a minute then go into the kitchen see her sitting at the counter drinking coffee and ask again "what is wrong" she looks up her face is as red as can be she looks at me and matter of factly askes me "dad you know I am you know" again she looks down and mumbles. I look at her and say "unemployed?"

She jumps up and screems at me about not knowing anything about her and how I never notice her and never listen and on and on and on for about 5 or 10 minutes then looks me in the eye and says " no I am a virgin dad did you know that". ok my turn to be red in the face so I appologised and asked what was wrong I thought something about last nights talk was what was what was up.she looks at me again like I am on the outside so I continued waith I am sorry but I did not know that you never tell me about that stuff we talk about alot of stuff but not that hell we joke about sex yes and I thought you had already experimented so this is a surprise on me.

she looks at me a little deeper then askes what is wrong with her. to which I say nothing you are a very inteligant and bueatiful girl what would make you think something is wrong with you? she says well I have had a few boy friends and stuff but I could never you know and you know I want to but something must be wrong with me you know but I just can't get into that mood with them and well.... again she starts mumbling as she sits down and drinks more coffee.

well I will post more in a bit while need to do some stuff will tell the rest of this when I get back