just found this in an old usenet archive i once downloaded.... good advice

ERIN'S BLOWJOB ADVICE FOR GOOD SLUTS

There is a lot of bad information about how to give a good blowjob on the internet. I have written this guide to help girls understand how they can be much better at doing what they are supposed to do. I am hereby releasing this text into the public domain so all sluts can read it.

I am calling you sluts because that is the first thing you have to understand. If you want to do what you are meant to do then you can't think of yourself as girlfriend, wife, lover. When a man looks down at you and sees you with a cock in your mouth, he sees a slut. You are a slut.

WHAT'S THE PURPOSE OF A BLOWJOB

Don't listen to advice that tells you blowjobs are intimate or loving. Blowjobs are not even about physical pleasure. Fucking your mouth feels good for a man but so does fucking your other holes. The reason men like to fuck your face is the same reason they like to fuck your ass: because it degrades you. When a man makes you gag on his cock, it's not an accident. He wants you to suffer. A man does not cum in your mouth because it feels good. Cumming feels the same everywhere. He cums in your mouth because he wants you to taste his cum. Men like to watch women gag on dildos. The dildo doesn't feel anything. Men just like to see women humiliated. That's also why they like to cum on a woman's face. To mark her as a slut.

Do you understand that? That's you.

THE FIRST RULE OF BLOWJOBS: DON'T COMPLAIN

Don't complain if deepthroating his cock makes you gag. Don't complain if he cums in your mouth. Don't complain if he cums on your face. Don't complain if he slaps you. Don't complain if you don't like the taste of his cock. Don't complain if he fucks your throat so hard that you vomit. Don't complain if you can't breathe. Don't complain if he doesn't stop when you want him to.

Remember: if you feel like crying, you're doing it right.

THE BASICS

You're here to get fucked. That means his cock will go into your throat, not just your mouth. You have three important holes: your mouth, your pussy and your asshole. Your mouth shouldn't get fucked less deeply than the other two.

You're not here just to lick his cock. The reason you may have to lick his cock is so that you can get its taste in your mouth. If a man asks you to lick his cock, he wants you to really fill your mouth with the taste of penis so that you know you're a slut. But that's just a detail. You're here to get facefucked.

Getting facefucked can be active or passive. Either he fucks your throat with his cock, his fingers or a dildo. Or you do it yourself. In both cases you have no control. You don't set the rhythm. You don't take breaks unless told to. You never use your hands unless he says so. You just open your mouth and take his cock as deep as it goes. Not "as deep as you can"! Your lower lip should touch his balls. If he holds you down, don't struggle. Remember: you're a slut. He knows you don't like it. That's why he's doing it.

HOW TO SWALLOW

If he cums in your mouth, you will always swallow his cum. The only reason you would ever spit out some cum is if he tells you to, for example if you're supposed to wear it on your tits or spit it into the mouth of another girl.

You should never take cum down the back of your throat. If you do that, you won't taste it. Always draw back enough to let him cum into the front of your mouth, onto your tongue. He wants you to know that taste. He wants you to know what you've done. You've taken a man's semen into your mouth like a whore. He may ask you to show him his cum on your tongue, to remind you of your position. Never swallow immediately.

THE SECOND RULE OF BLOWJOBS: MOST CUM BELONGS IN YOUR MOUTH

Sometimes a man will cum on other parts of your body, such as your face, your tits, your pussy or your ass. He may take a photo of you in this humiliated position. Two things may now happen: you will have to keep the cum where it is, or you will eat it. Wiping it off is not an option. Don't even think about it. If he doesn't tell you to walk around for the rest of the day with cum on you, then as soon as he is satisfied with seeing you like this, you will take the cum with your hands and put it in your mouth. If you have large enough breasts, lick the cum off them with your tongue. Even after that, do not wash yourself or rinse your mouth unless he tells you to. A good blowjob can continue to humiliate you with the smell and taste for hours. He may fuck your throat again multiple times until you are a complete mess, or send you out of the house to humiliate you in public. This is part of what it means to be a woman who sucks cock.

There are other situations where you should swallow cum. If a man fucks you, he may cum inside you or into a condom. In the first case, stuff several fingers into yourself (at least two) and put the cum in your mouth. The fact that you are tasting your own pussy or ass will make it better for him. Also remember to clean off his cock. In this case licking can be good, because he wants you to taste it.

If he came into a condom, you should invert the condom into your mouth. He may also do this for you. Condoms are also an easy way of filling up a bra with cum so you can wear it for the rest of the day. Once the condom is mostly empty, put it into your mouth and lick it clean. Don't take it out until he tells you to. Condoms can taste very bad. Your suffering will please him.

THE REST OF YOUR BODY

While you are sucking cock, there is no reason not to use the rest of your body to improve the experience for him. You have a lot of options.

If your hands are free, you should use them on yourself. You can play with your tits or finger your pussy or asshole. Don't try to pleasure yourself, just penetrate yourself deeply. If he momentarily stops fucking your throat, stick those same fingers into your mouth and keep going. There is no reason for you not to be gagging.

Dildos and buttplugs are also useful. If your position allows it, they can also free your hands so that you can have your holes fucked and still play with your tits. Bottles (beer, shampoo) can be used as well.

Clamping your nipples during a blowjob isn't always a good idea, as he may want to play with them himself, but the bouncing caused by your throat being fucked will make the clamps hurt you more. It will be uncomfortable for you and look very good for him.

DILDOS AND OTHER OBJECTS

You should start learning how to humiliate yourself without a cock. A dildo can do a very good job of degrading you. You can use a dildo to show your man what a slut you are by gagging on it nonstop for a long time. Since the dildo will never cum, you can keep gagging on it until he tells you to stop. This can mean ten minutes or three hours. To make it better, use the dildo on all of your holes. He will appreciate your facial expression as you gag on your own pussy juices. Not being wet is not an excuse.

A man can also use a dildo to fuck your throat. Such throatfucks are usually some of the roughest you can experience. Now the man is not getting any pleasure at all. He is only doing this to hurt you. Keep your hands busy and away from your mouth.

Other objects can also be used to fuck your throat. Bottles are a popular choice and easily available. If your bed has a bedpost, gag on it before and after fucking it. Men enjoy seeing women using inanimate objects from their environment as sex toys. They know that after an object has been used to degrade or hurt you, you will never look at it the same way again. They want everything around you to remind you of the slutty things you've done.

PANTIES

Your panties are an important part of you as a woman. They express who you are and how you deserve to be used.

When sucking a man's cock, always wear a thong or G-string. They can come in very handy.

In many positions a man can use your thong to hurt your pussy by pulling on it as he fucks your throat. It also makes your ass look slutty, like it should. Wear tight thongs that split your pussy lips. If they are slightly painful to wear, they are the right size.

Your panties can be put into your mouth before, after and even during a blowjob. They can also be stuffed into your pussy to increase your discomfort as you suck. If nothing else is happening to your pussy, you should always do this yourself. When he's done fucking your throat, you can take them out and put them into your mouth as a sign of how much of a whore you are.

Panties can also be used to wipe cum off your body so it can go where it belongs: your mouth.

THE THIRD RULE OF BLOWJOBS: VOMITING IS NO REASON TO STOP

If you follow the rules, it's possible that you will throw up while being throatfucked. This is not a reason to stop sucking or to complain. Most men aren't turned on by the vomit but by your humiliation. Keep taking the cock as hard as before, just remember to clean up your mess after you're done like a good girl.

IDEAS TO KEEP IT INTERESTING

Suck his cock after he's just pissed. You'll have to get used to the taste anyway. Begin by licking the drops of piss off his cock with your tongue.

Suck his cock after he's fucked another woman. Maybe one of your friends, or your sister.

Always use the same panties to wipe off the cum and put it in your mouth. Never wash them. Every time you use them will be more disgusting for you and more exciting for him.

Try taking his cock and a dildo into your throat at the same time.

Sleep at night with a dildo or buttplug in your mouth.

Suck cock in public.

Film yourself sucking cock, then suck him while watching a video of yourself gagging and crying.

Talk to your girlfriends about cocksucking.

Throatfuck yourself with a dildo in public.

Come up with new ideas! You're a slut, act like one.

- Erin -

When I was 21, a beautiful as buxom 32 year old British woman (Kate) caught my eye, so I hit on her; that one thing lead to another and soon found myself in a relationship. I introduced her to my parents over a family gathering about four months in and couldn't help but notice how my father checked her out more than once, so I decided to arrange circumstance the following week for him to be propitiously alone with her at our place. Being intentionally absent when he came by to help me install a new washing machine, I left an audio recording device to monitor the interaction with such excuse that my co-worker’s daughter needed to be picked up from dance practice without notice because the family vehicle had had a break down. I returned after about 30 or so minutes and installed the machine with my father who had been waiting and visited with my girlfriend. I later reviewed the audio and was surprised to hear that my father had flirted with her and her likewise him in ways less than subtle.Naturally, I felt bettayed and furiously contemplated the best course of action to suddenly realize only one thing would pacify my rage:My mother married my father the year of ‘98 (before Y2K) and was her senior by four years. She, then 23 (now 42), lovely as a brunette rose in spring blossom had long straight hair with medium C cup breasts, alluring hips with luscious lips, perfect legs and ass all day gave me fits in adolescent puberty; that friends always commented through highschool, and I did much fantasize her figure's endowment for my own liberty to possess as so desire exercise with guilt replaced now by only pure ambition; that is, such calid state on which Rome was built the monarch does reign in name and warrior legends through fame do much attain.I hit the gym for three and a half months using steroids, then surprised my mother after I had gained 35 pounds of muscle. I wore a 15 thousand dollar suit just for the occasion, changed into gym shorts, being shirtless, escorted her to a thousand dollar a night hotel room, then proceeded to play the audio recording after delaying her query why I had brought her there. When finished, she speechless, I took the lead, expressing what she inherently knew to be truth (but not verbatim):Such demonstration is act of betrayal against us both (wife and son), and though adultery did not yet occur, it clearly would upon opportunity of continued circumstance and priming; that he had betrayed us both in his heart and such is all that matters. After this, I then told that I had a confession, expressing my lust for her through adolescence and that of my friends only made it worse because I, as others, knew she was beautiful, ravishing, gorgeous, lovely; perfect, ideal, impeccable, flawless, unequalled, as the general rule, and to greatest extent. I said: nearly all men, being human animals, regardless of cultural constructions or social conditioning, subject to the human condition and corporeal stimulus of the flesh, would feel the same, though her other son may not have the courage to admit it, feels/felt likewise. It was not about who she was but what she was: beautiful beyond all belief and that I loved her; that, even thus, I never betrayed my father to act on such; but now, I, being a man, did want redemption. I told her that I would never give up on this endeavor, nor as long as I live, and that she may never play this down and should reasonably want the same because he did such first to us as most unwarranted. I informed that I waited and bulked up because she deserves the most and greatest version of any man, always. I promised her that I would surpass him here and now and then she could be happy because opportunity for whatever or whoever she wanted I would grant her if she only but provided me this. I had sex with her for eight hours and fucked her in every way and crevice so as to leave no avenue or position untried, and when we finished, I convinced her to stay with my father as keep this secret because it's more satisfying that way, continuing to screw and facialize her with my semen even today (over 100 times a year). I then found formadible prospects to challenge my dominance and watch for hours other men pound her only to join in double penetration, then taking turns (with the exception that only I bust on her breasts and no one else); but most of all, I enjoy as prefer watching her get fucked with facials by other men my father's age. If only dad knew: I am her King until death due us part. My mother loves me most of all, but I mostly watch her being fucked until she cums and squirts a storm.

I confess to cumming in my girlfriend and sucking out semen..all while she has no idea.... I've had an obsession with trying my own cum ever since this this slag asian come home with me from the clubs a in 2010. She had me lay on my back and held my legs up with her face next to mine so we could share a facial. she said - tell me when you're close and we'll share... I came so hard as we kissed. It still is the most memorable day of my sex life.