I am horny and bored.

I saw a lot of interesting threads and suggestions so I want to try it. I am a young, but legal, male. Not a virgin, but my ass is.

Give me some tasks to do. Not too extreme tough. I am alone at home, so if there are any objects to use, they must be available inside a home.

Not gonna be on for long. This is more of a test.

My experience with one particular dating site has been far less than stellar since I joined about six months ago. It's the six-letter one that starts with "T." Since I'm at the far upper end of the age spectrum (71), I can't imagine I'm a "hot commodity" for most women on there, although I sure attract my share of "fakes, flakes and foreign babes." Judging from my responses alone, there must be an entire section of Hong Kong bursting with gorgeous women anxious to hook up. Yeah -- right!

This past Friday night was the anomaly. At about 10 pm I was alerted to a match. Swiping right to accept, I saw that Emily was a 33-y/o Hispanic woman. I decided to cut to the chase and announce I was horny and looking for a meeting that very night. Since I was ready for bed, I figured it didn't cost me anything to pour on the pressure. Much to my surprise, she admitted a similar interest, and we soon came to a tentative agreement.

Since I'm married, I can't host, She claimed to have moved to Denver recently and had two roommates who were [a] home for the evening and [b] had friends over. She lived in a large apartment complex in one of Denver's north suburbs, so I suggested we meet at a 24/7 porn theater that turned out to be literally 20 blocks from her place. She was skittish about that prospect, so instead she suggested I drive over to the clubhouse area of her complex and we meet for some car play.

Ten minutes later, I was out the door and on my way. My wife and I share a 2BR condo, and one of its advantages is that our bedrooms are on opposite sides of the unit. On Friday nights, she takes a sleeping pill, so it's possible to slip out unnoticed. Emily messaged me twice as I headed north, clearly concerned that I might flake out on her. Thirty minutes after I pulled out of my garage, I was parked in front of her complex's clubhouse and promptly let her know I'd arrived.

She walked up to my car just as I was climbing out. She's about 5-5, 160 pounds, large tits, big butt, and a soft "poochy" belly. We kissed briefly but felt rather exposed under the parking lot lights, so we climbed into the backseat of my car from opposite sides. I drive a Prius, which is hardly conducive to amorous activity, but she was clearly horny enough to want to make this work. She wore a peach-colored mini-dress with thin shoulder straps and a scoop-neck front to show off her cleavage. We kissed some more while trying to find an optimal position for further action.

Reaching up under her dress, I quickly discovered she was naked beneath it, with a smooth hairless pussy that was already getting moist. She pulled down her top to give me access to her nipples -- nothing special, but sensitive -- and shifted into the corner of the backseat as she pulled the hem of her dress up to her waist. Even after she hooked her right ankle up over the front passenger seat to give me full access to her slit -- her thick thighs were spread as far apart as room would allow -- the area wasn't quite spacious enough for me to go down on her.

So instead, I proceeded to rub her pussy with my left hand while using my right hand to massage her tits and tug on her nipples. Over the course of about 20 minutes, I finger-fucked her to at least a dozen orgasms. At various points in the process I had two fingers in her vagina, three in, and four in -- pumping away like a madman as she rode the wave multiple times. I tried to fist her, but my hands are fairly large, so the best I could do was four fingers plus the thumb up to the first knuckle.

She was extremely vocal -- alternately urging me on and announcing each impending orgasm -- so it was a good thing I'd left my car windows closed. Four or five times she reached down with her right hand to brush-bate her clit as i worked my hand in and out of her pussy, and twice she grabbed hold of my t-shirt with her left hand and twisted the cloth (plus a bit of the underlying skin!) as she came. [When I got home, I saw there was a speck of blood in the center of my shirt.] At one point I administered The Shocker (three fingers in her pussy, plus my pinkie deep in her ass), and not only did she NOT object to the intrusion, but twice more in the throes of an orgasm she boldly invited me to do it again. "That's the first time I had someone do that to my ass," she claimed. I kind of doubted that, but I was in no mood to refute her claim.

Twice during our fingering session I took a slight break -- hey, I'm OLD! -- and withdrew my fingers to lick off her juices. The second time, I offered her the first taste, and she greedily sucked two of my fingers into her mouth.

Naturally I was hoping for some reciprocating action, but before I could shift in my seat and start to pull down my gym shorts, Emily said, "Geez, look at the time, My roommates will be wondering where I'd gone." With that she delicately lifted her ankle off the front seat where it'd been resting, climbed out of the car, and did a quick adjustment to her dress so that all the naughty bits were covered up.

I suggested a return engagement for Sunday afternoon, and she seemed quite enthusiastic to meet me at the porn theater a mere two miles from her apartment. Off she went into the night, and I headed home. When I got there, I pulled out my phone to message her about Sunday, only to discover she'd "unmatched" me in the interim. I caught myself thinking, "I bet she did that as I was driving away," and was pissed at myself for not having secured some other way to contact her. She'd gotten what she wanted without having to satisfy me, but I still had fun. "Her loss," I figured, since if we'd actually gotten together on Sunday in a place with room to stretch out, there would have been some serious pussy eating going on.

What do you think about my cock? What are your opinions?

I need someone to use my cock, relentless and ruthlessly milk me for all I'm worth not as a person but as an object. Fuck me, suck me or just milk me dry through a handjob any time any place however they choose no matter the situation or whose around. My dream is to be commanded to produce my cock and have it worked hard until I blow cum then cum then she carries on like nothing happened. I want to be milked completely dry then continue being milked. I don't want to have the ability to say no or refuse forced milkings. My dream life would be spent completely naked at home and extremely minimal clothing when out, being used and forced to produce cum or be punished.... Being a milk slut a slave to a woman, her friends and whomever she chose to whore me out too without the ability to say no or refuse. I wish someone would own me like that because my cock throbbs non-stop....

I fucked a broad one time who was 98. Well, technically , she was still just 97 when I met her hiding under the sheet in that weird black station wagon. She seemed sad so I just took her home with me. I threw her a 98th birthday party and made it as special and festive as I could. It was romantic, too, just the two of us. She sat through it like a trooper and even seemed to be smiling a little. She just sat there for hours as I told her erotic stories and dirty jokes all evening. Surprisingly, she never did get wet or even warm up to me, but she didn't say a word or object in any way when I fucked her cunt and bony little ass, so it all worked out fine.

Long story short, our sexually charged relationship deteriorated within just a few days, largely due to her hygiene. I simply could not get her to bathe, do her hair or anything like that. Plus, even for an old broad, she was very fucking lazy. Never got out of bed once during our entire affair. I normally draw the line at extreme laziness and a bland personality. But the kicker for me was when her left leg came off during a particularly erotic anal sex act, which I'll keep private out of respect for my dear Mrs. Goldstein.

I'll tell you what, few things hurt a dude's ego more than breaking up with a chick and having her show no expression or emotion whatsoever. It's like I never mattered to her at all. Bitch. After that, I just gave her bus fare and dropped her off on the bench at the corner. My life is complicated enough without some emotionally stunted, 3 limbed, stinky, lazy whore who is utterly incapable of even modest conversation. Fuck her! She's all yours, guys!

CD desperately needs to have this done.  If ANYONE in nashville area can help me fulfill my dreams being kidnapped and brutally gangbanged by bbc and  become slave I will gladly repay you by making videos for you to sell,pimp me out anything but scat or extreme pain. Make me a crackwhore and put on shows where I suck off horses and shove objects in my ass till I'm bleeding.  Bowling pin, 40oz bottle. Make me disappear and be  Tiffany always.  I  will gladly make someone rich to be the nastiest white trash whore I want to be 

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Love to hear from women and couples that enjoy same.

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My girlfriend is worthless. She's willing to do whatever I tell her to. I am looking for MAINLY a female but am also EXTREMELY willing to take a couple: so that we can video chat and looking forward to meet up. We are swingers. But we have never had sex with someone outside of our relationship. She's worthless. She's an object only for pleasure and she knows this. I'm a dominant that controls her life. I want anyone willing to do camera chat to contact me so you can be our first public viewer and give us your opinion on what we should and should not do. Thanks. There's plenty of pictures on our profile but we have no problem sending you more. The more darker and perverted the better!

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