They were playing the Eagles game at the restaurant that I work at. The manager was being very cool about us watching the game with customers. Very cool about us watching the game instead of polishing silverware, folding napkins, etc.

My tables were all taken care of so I started watching the game.

And then I said “Yeah!! Nice! First down!”

Then I looked a bit closer.

“Oh! Wrong team!!”

A waitress rolled her eyes at me. “Yeah… Jimbo… I was kind of wondering there.”

So I’m not quite the american football fan that I pretend to be.

Kind of embarrassing.

Anyways, I didn’t immediately notice that the opposing team had our green colors.

I made this post in response to Viper2121's memo stating that chat needs me to be online saying stupid stuff so that folks have something to laugh at. So when i'm not on chat here is some stupid stuff i say in real life.

asshole or spread eagle?

Looks like the perfect bed to tie her spread eagle to. 

Shyanne's 1st Photo Session

She was my first model in a long time. I found her by placing an ad in the local paper. When she replied to the ad, the only photo she ever did was a "Glamour Studio" head shot. So my setting up a photo session was a partial risk just going by a portrait and measurements. Her measurements were "off the charts" in the WOW departments.

We met at a local restaurant and then she rode with me to the hotel. Once in the room, I had her sign the model's release and I checked her ID. While I set up the equipment, I directed her to strip so that I could take her measurements. As I was doing my setup, I looked at her figure and knew it was a "winner". I shot thru doing the tape measuring as we chatted about the types of topics we would try in this session.

As she was already nude, I posed her on the bed for a couple shots and then had her spread eagle. Her pussy was totally shaved and I wanted to eat it right away. First off I wanted to see if she would do Adult Type shots, so I handed her a flesh colored Penis Dildo and told her to pose as if using it on herself. Placing it in her hands, she smiled as if this was a real first for her. I told her to spread her legs and act like she is going to insert it into her pussy. She quickly did so while spreading her pussy lips with one hand, and directing the dildo at her opening with the other.

I had her lift it to her mouth and act like she was going to give it head. She was doing great without any objections. So I had her roll over, spread her legs. I reached in and spread her pussy lips and placed the dildo at her vagina. Then I had her reach back with her right hand and I placed a thin flesh colored anal toy at her butthole. She held it in place as I did a photo. Having her then hold it near her face, I did photos of her examining it. Then I had her reach back with it and hold it at her ass. I was getting no "Red Lights" so I knew she would be open to actual toy play later.

Wanting to not scare her at this point, I had her dress in a Female Santa Costume. While taking shots, I directed her to flash more and more of herself. Continuing the theme, I had her strip and climb into a full body sized Christmas Stocking. It was to make her look like the best "Gift To Receive".

Having her strip out of that outfit, I ran the water in the Whirlpool Tub for the next setting. Having her sit in the water, she was laughing and told me how it was not something she was expecting. I told her the topic was that of playing with herself in the tub and how we would just try a few poses to see how it worked out. I posed her standing at the wall and holding the grab rails. Turning around, spreading her ass, I got good butt shots as well as open pussy photos. She was getting into these poses now so I knew she was getting turned on. As the Whirlpool jet had a waterfall-head, I had her straddle the water spray and open her pussy lips to receive it. Making her pose that way and move around, made her facial expressions very real looking. After a series of shots, I handed her a towel and we did a few shots that way.

Having her remove the towel, I dressed her in a Belly Dancer costume. It had a Gold Glitter Bra, Pink Sheer Skirt, and a Gold/pink Glitter Thong. Various posing with and without items, flashing nipples and pussy lips. Stepping into the bathroom, I had her pose as she also wanted to see in the mirrors.

Having her remove all except the thong, I had her pose on the bed. Then directing her to lower the thong, she displayed her pussy and butt for more photos.

The last costume was a bit strange but I like to try for laughs as well. It was a leather Warrior Princess outfit and she got into the acting ok. It did not inspire me very much so we moved on.

I had her dress in a black night gown and do a few standing and sitting poses. She flashed tits and pussy at times, making for great close-up photos.

I told her that in the next session, that I wanted to shoot some video to capture her voice with action. We talked about the posing we just did and I asked her if she would try actual masturbation with toys next time? She said "Sure". So we packed up and left it till the next time.

I want to strip her naked and tie her spread eagle to a mattress.

Handcuffed, duct taped or tied spread eagle?

I have only ever creampied one girl. And it was someone else's girlfriend.

So here's the story: Back when I was a senior in high school, I played football with a guy that wanted to see his freshman girlfriend get fucked by another guy. I wasn't exactly "best buds" with the guy, but we had been teammates for the last 4 years and I guess that was enough to make him feel comfortable asking such a thing.

His girlfriend was the type of girl that was extremely sexy in an innocent, naive type of way. The type that would get hit on because of her sheer beauty (which I will get to in a minute), but the kind that guys wouldn't pursue too hard because her lack of overt sexuality made her seem like a prude, and a waste of time for those looking for a quick lay (which is most of us guys, especially at that age). In fact, you wouldn't even expect her to know the first thing about sex, which actually wasn't too far from the truth. According to her boyfriend, he had only just taken her virginity a few months before, and he was attracted to her for much the same reason as I was in the sense that he loved the idea of corrupting her innocence.

Now back then, this really wasn't something that was as appealing to me as you might think. I had only been with a few other women, none of them were ever that much younger than me, and I felt a little guilty about this plan to "corrupt" an innocent girl. This all changed, however, when he showed me the blurry camera phone picture of his girl sitting up naked, spread eagle on her pink bed sheets with the most embarrassed look on her face. I knew this girl was beautiful before, but considering she never went out of her way to look very sexual or wear anything revealing, I was stunned at the body she had been hiding all this time. The first thing that floored me was the sheer size of her tits. For a girl that hadn't even turned 15 yet, she was 5'2", no more than 115 lbs., and was sporting 34Cs that seemed to defy gravity. Couple that with a tight body; a nice plump, firm ass; and a gorgeous, shaved slit; and I was sold.

In the interest of keeping this from getting too long, I'll skip ahead a bit. But essentially I told him I couldn't do it with him watching, at least not the first time; it would be too weird. He agreed it was fine for us to be alone as long as we video taped the whole thing so he could watch it later. We ended up at her house after school, with the place to ourselves. She seemed very nervous, and started telling me how she hated that her boyfriend wanted her to do this. I immediately felt guilty and said we shouldn't. That I would never want to do anything she wasn't comfortable with. With that statement, she looked me deep in the eyes, jumped on me, and kissed me harder and more passionately than I had ever been kissed before. We made out for what felt like 20 minutes. The kiss itself was so sexual that it was almost satisfying by itself. She finally got up, turned the camera on, placed it on the dresser, and seductively walked back over to me.

"Take me. I wan't you. Right. Now," she said climbing onto my lap and getting closer to my ear in a whisper with each word. With that, I couldn't take it anymore and I ravaged her. Clothes were thrown about; I devoured her perfect, pink pussy; and she sucked my cock like a pro, never very deep, but putting in the effort to gag and continue to try for more. It was perfect. When it finally came time to fuck her, I reached for a condom and she stopped me. She told me to just fuck her without it, she wanted to feel me. I fucked her in every position imaginable and she seemed grateful for every thrust. I finally ended up on top of her, her legs wrapped tightly around my back, and my arm under her lower back and ass pulling her up into me. In turn she was pulling herself up into my cock with her hips and legs. She was working my dick and grinding into me just as much as I was fucking her back in return. I couldn't take it anymore and told her I had to pull out and cum. She clenched me tighter with her legs and begin to buck up into me harder. I thought maybe she didn't hear me and began to panic I wouldn't pull out in time. I reiterated that I was "GOING TO CUM!".

With that, she looked me directly in the eyes and responded, "So do it then." That was it. I began to cum like I had never cum before. Squirt, after squirt, after squirt; I filled her up while her body convulsed and we came in rhythm with each other. With her clinging to my body as hard as she could. Eventually we both collapsed onto each other and lay there motionless for at least ten minutes before either of us moved.

I remember finally sliding out of her and watching my cum pour out onto her pink bed sheets. I was a much better image than the blurry camera phone pic that didn't include my cum dripping out of her and pooling between her thighs. It was beautiful. We jumped in the shower, and cleaned off, and I headed out before her parents got home.

The next day, I got a call from her boyfriend. I expected it to be him telling me how insanely hot everything was and to thank me for helping out. Instead, he was furious, yelling something about how I was never supposed to cum in her, etc, etc. As I came to find out, she had apparently NEVER let him even fuck her without a condom, let alone cum in her. And apparently she wasn't big on sucking his dick either. Could have fooled me based on the exceptional head she gave me.

They ended up breaking up immediately after and she told me that was really her plan. That she was over him and she had fallen for me that night. The rest of the football season was a little tense to say the least, especially since I spent the rest of my senior year fucking and filling this girl with cum AT LEAST 5 times a week until I finally left for college.

We still keep in touch some 8 years later but no longer live near each other (multiple states away). I have seen her a few random times over the years here and there and fucked her, and she swears I am still the only guy that she has ever let cum inside her. Who knows if that's true or not, but what I do know is it is still the most passionate sex I have ever had in my life and she is still insanely beautiful and kept much of her reserved, innocent charm. If we lived closer, I'd probably make her my queen in heartbeat.

Sorry if that story got a little long. I've never retold that story before in such revealing detail, and I guess I got carried away in the memory. I hope you all found it enjoyable.