I was working at a fazolis fast food restaurant in Phoenix, Arizona, USA. Some lady ordered a meatball sub and we were really behind on orders. When the lady's sub came out of the oven no one caught it and it fell to the ground. I just picked it up dusted it off, wrapped it up and put it in her bag. I walked over and handed it to her with a smile on my face and she drove off never knowing. I'm assuming she ate it because no one called about it.
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So the Mars Rover touched down fine. The first images were blurry because of the dust but not to worry. I wetback came up and washed the lens for 50 cents.
this place i see is nothing but dust we all keep fighting over dirt and gods we can not see it shames me to be part of the being called human it shames me to wake up every day for no reason we once where an enlightened species but now war and hate tern the planet around but what i have to ask you my fellow freaks of the world just how long can we make it last.
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I simply have to ask....
Has anyone here ever fucked a tissue box? You get the ones with the vagina like slit and the plastic dust covers make for amazing tight flaps.
Get covered in her sticky butt-dust!
My friend’s dust is so damn hot
Tessa West is dead?!?!?
i was looking her up, thinking she was so fucking gorgeous,and wondering why i havent seen her in much. and i come across the news that she's been dead since '09. wow am i behind on news.
any other hotties you guys know that have bitten the dust?
you will be missed tessa
Do old people know they fart in public? Last summer I saw this old woman in the garden section of a big box store and she was trying to lift a large bag of potting soil. When she leaned over and started lifting the bag, she unleashed a massive fart. A woman standing close to her looked at me and smiled like, it was definitely her not me. I helped the old woman lift the bag into her cart and then helped her again in the parking lot. Just wondering if she didn't give zero fucks or had no clue she crop dusted the area?