So, I don't get it. I was out of town, went out for drinks and went to a strip club. This blonde cutie chats me up, she's running around naked. Of course she wants me to buy her drinks, par for the course right? Then she's talking about hooking up (which I thought they couldn't do). So I laughed, and was like "yeah you're not allowed to do that, just like I can't take your picture."
"you can take my picture if I give you permission..."
And I was like, "nah I'm good."
But she insisted, "I'm authentic, take my picture - pick me up when I get off at 12:30am, you got a room?"
So stupid me takes her picture and instantly I have two bouncers on me and I was literally thrown out on my ass. It was 11:20pm so I decided to wait and see if she would still want to hook up.
Sure enough she comes out and I get out of my car and wave to her, she waves back and comes up to me.
"I'm so sorry about that, I told them to let you back in but they said it was company policy to boot you, but hey, about that date - I have to get home but perhaps tomorrow?"
She kisses me on my cheek, and leaves. What the fuck was that even all about?
I have to confess, I'm confused. Was there some kind of scam? What am I missing here. No money was stolen - just about $30 on buying her drinks and another $20 for a lap dance with her (where she put her tits in my face and went upside down and poked my nose with her pussy).
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I confess: I actually had sex with my cousin last weekend (will elaborate if you'd like). He is a year older than me, and we've always been close. (my dick is bigger than his though, LOL) I don't know what came over me, (besides him. LOL) but it's late over here tonight and I just got this urge to walk into this convenient store and ask the dude who works at the counter if he wanted to have sex. Never met the guy before in my life. Some scrawny young black dude. Wasn't even attracted to him, just wanted to fuck a negro. So I started chatting him up a bit, I could tell he was attracted to me. Then I just dropped the question, "Do you want to have sex right now?" (Lol) Dude wasn't expecting that at all. He kinda acted coy, then he got kinda mad and asked me to leave so I left haha. Truthfully, he's probably having second thoughts. He didn't look that bad in the face, but he had kind of a really thin body. Like anorexic maybe. I didn't mind though, I just wanted to fuck. Never done that before in my life, but it was kinda exhilarating. For the record, I'M TOTALLY NOT GAY. Me and my cousin, getting our drink on. (LOL)
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Me and my girlfriend tried out a swingers club the other night for the first time (we are only young but pretty adventurous when it comes to sex)...
So we are there having a few drinks and enjoying ourselves when in walks our old teacher (me and my girlfriend met in school)...
We couldn't believe it and was all a bit embarrassed at first, but not so much by the end ;)
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This isn't really that much of a confession, but unlike a lot of what's posted here, it's 100% true.
Earlier this year, I met this girl and agreed to give her a ride to her friend's house.
The friend wasn't home, we'd been talking in the car and things were clicking with us and so I asked her if she'd like to go have a drink.
We ended up coming back to my house, having some drinks, I cooked us some dinner and she gave me one of the best blowjobs I've ever had.
We hooked up a few times after that but I kind of kept my distance and eventually ended it because she was psycho jealous and just didn't seem all that stable.
You should trust those kind of instincts.
I just found out she's in jail on a charge of aggravated assault.
I don't know exactly what she did, but her bond is $25,000.
I confess im 90% native from canada and im tired of seeing racist comments all over this site.. not all native girls/guys are ugly.. just those that grow up in the rez (that the old white people tricked them into) and no nothing about life but drinking.. dont all racist have drunks though?? dont all place on earth populated by people have there own kinda hobos and bums? So think before you talk
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