Who else wants to donate to the sperm bank?

I confess that I am sick of big corporate businesses, Walmart for example. I am sick of going into that fucking store and seeing 12 ppl (managers i presume, the ones w/ the 2 way radios) standing around smacking their gum acting like they are big shit because they have a radio....Go fuck yourselves you fat fucking pigs.

Second, there is 18 registers to which only 2 of them are open...Wtf cant you ppl see that their is a crowd of 40+ customers waiting to make their purchases and leave..for fuck sakes

Third, As i exit the store the greeter/receipt checker person demands to see my fucking receipt. I payed for the shit, it is in walmart bags put their by a walmart employee...back the fuck off.... This happend yesterday I had 1 case of pop and 2 small bags.. as i exited the store the cunt said can i see your receipt..i said why?... she said i just need to check it. I said it is one of those bags but why do you need to check it? The cunt dug through my recently purchased property to find it.. when she exited my bag w/ the receipt I said are you under the impression that i have stolen something? She said UHH Well Noooo, just as snotty as possible... I quickly snatched my receipt from her hand and said then you dont need my receipt so fuck off... she called security on her lil dumb walmart radio.. I lol'd as i left...

Fourth, I am tired of being hijacked by these ppl outside of the store begging for money... mother fucker, I need someone to donate to me...Fuck off

Has anyone ever seen the movie Falling down w/ Michael Douglas? That is how I am starting to feel.....Ugggggghhhhhhhhhh

People are saying that the reason one of the candidates isn't releasing his tax returns is because they contain evidence that he has been donating to NAMBLA. Now, I don't know if it's true but that's what a lot of people are saying. After the debate last night when he got really shifty when the subject of tax returns came up, it seemed a little bit more believeable. Have heard this about him and NAMBLA from several very good sources now. The best sources. No one has ever had better sources.

I received a letter like this... is it working or scam ?
it sounds working scheme... are anybody having any experiences with it ?

MY GUARDIAN ANGEL INCOME SYSTEM

As seen in Oprah!!! $50K in your PayPal Account!
Dear Fellow Friends,

That's Right - $50,000 in your PayPal account and that's NO JOKE!!

IT WAS PROVEN ON OPRAH, CNN, 20/20 and various highly respected U.S. TV and radio programs as being 100% legal, feasible and true!
For the price of 2 $5 Subway Foot-Longs You Can Help Someone and Change Your Life! It works QUICKLY and LEGALLY. Basically, this is all about PEOPLE HELPING PEOPLE

"THE GUARDIAN SYSTEM" $10 USD -- That's all it takes!

I'll try to keep this short and sweet. Do it once and you're done.

To get started just copy this whole page and paste it to your documents to edit it. Simply follow the instructions below and in 2 to 4 weeks, you could have as much as $50,000 in your PayPal account or even more.

Most people respond to this program because of the low investment ($10USD) and high profit potential. There is no limit to the income you can generate from this (you can just do it over and over!) If you follow the instructions, you will reach thousands of people!

HONESTY, FAITH AND INTEGRITY makes this system work!

I think everyone has heard of "PayPal"? Anyone with an e-mail address can join for FREE! If you're not already a PayPal user, the first thing you need to do is go
to PayPal.com and sign up

Here's how it works:

Step 1:
Send a $5.00 US dollar donation from your PayPal account to THE FIRST e-mail address on the list (No. 1) by using the PayPal 'Send Money' feature and be sure to include in the email "Payment for Internet Marketing". THIS KEEPS THE PROGRAM LEGAL.

Step 2:
Then send another $5.00 US dollar payment to the 5th person on the list (No. 5) with an email that says "Payment for Internet Marketing 5th".

Step 3:
Once you have done that, REMOVE the 1st email address and place YOUR email address at the bottom (position no. 5). Then move the 2nd to 1st, the 3rd to 2nd, the 4th to 3rd, and 5th to 4th. You now become the 5th email address on the list.

DO NOT TRY TO PLACE YOURSELF IN THE FIRST PLACE. IT WILL ONLY REACH THE PEOPLE YOU SEND IT TO AND THEN YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS WILL BE REMOVED FROM THE LIST. If you do this, the way it was designed, it will reach thousands by the time your email address gets to the top.

REMEMBER to send a $5 US dollar donation to the 1st email address and the message "PAYMENT FOR INTERNET MARKETING". Send the other $5 US dollar donation to the 5th person and an email with the words "PAYMENT FOR INTERNET MARKETING 5TH". This will help the 5th person to track the progress of the letter and continue to send out more emails.

Here is the list:

1. nia516@yahoo.com

2. jay_gee29@yahoo.com

3. perfectform08@yahoo.com

4. bcaldarera@aol.com

5. Simpelman@gmail.com

Make sure your email address is the same as the one you used to open your PayPal Account! (as this is the way you will receive your payments).

Now that you have paid the 1st and 5th person and sent them both an email (via your PayPal account), place your email address in the 5th place.

Step 4

Okay, the only thing left to do is to POST YOUR LETTER. You can post on craiglist.com, ListJoe.com, Theleadmagnet.com, FreeSafeListMailer.com, DesktopLightning.com, ViralMailProfits.com , ListBonus.com ,Adchiever.com ,State-the-art-mailer.com , message boards and newsgroups (there are thousands). You can even send an email to your own list.

IT IS YOUR JOB AS THE 5TH PERSON ON THE LIST TO ENSURE THERE ARE AT LEAST 20 'PAYMENT FOR INTERNET MARKETING 5TH' REPLIES.

The 5th person is the Guardian of the System - YOU!!!

If there are NOT at least 20 replies then the 5th person will keep sending/posting the letter until there are at least 20.

MAKE SURE YOU SEND $5.00 US DOLLARS TO THE 1ST PERSON TO THANK THEM FOR WHEN THEY WERE THE GUARDIAN OF THE LETTER AND $5.00 TO THE 5TH PERSON SO MORE EMAILS CONTINUE TO GO OUT.

Now the fun begins. We reap what we sow - other people will see your posting and do the exact same thing. As you wait through the 4th, 3rd and 2nd slots for your work as Guardian to pay off, hundreds even thousands of others will be assuming the role of Guardian and keep the program moving.

Once you have arrived at the 1st position, it means hundreds and maybe thousands have been working the program since you started. All of those people will then pay you as the 1st and you won't believe the kind of money that has been generated. Seriously, its common sense - you do it and 25 or more people see and do the exact same thing and EVERYONE wins!!! You will receive thanks and the same blessings!

When your name (email address) reaches the 1st slot, 900 to 15,000 people will send you $5.00 dollars each. You could easily make up to $50,000 USD.

Keep in mind - the most you spend is $10 dollars. Remember -- what goes around comes around.

DO NOT TRY TO PUT YOURSELF IN FIFTH PLACE WITHOUT PAYING AS PAYPAL WILL AUTOMATICALLY NOTICE THIS AND DELETE YOUR ACCOUNT AND POSSIBLY PURSUE LEGAL ACTION. THIS IS A LEGITIMATE PROGRAM AND THEY ARE PART OF IT.

TESTIMONIALS:

Mary Gatters, Columbia, SC said on Oprah show:
I only have one thing to say to you. OH MY GOD! I sent out 142 copies in total before 20 replied like the instructions said. Then I went on a short vacation. When I got back my account had over $32,000 dollars in it already and the money was still coming! I'm still floating on air (especially with my new car). I thought the "Guardian System" sounded cheesy, but now I realize it is the formula that makes this letter really work! THANKS.

Richard Barrie, Boulder, CO:
I was shocked when I saw how much money came flooding into my PayPal account. Within 3 weeks my account balance has ballooned to $22,449. At first I thought there had been some sort of error with my account.

HERE ARE THE STEP-BY-STEP INSTRUCTIONS AGAIN:

Step 1: Set up your PayPal Account (if you don't already have one), and send the top name (1st person) $5.00 US dollars - Don't forget to include "PAYMENT FOR INTERNET MARKETING". This is IMPORTANT as it keeps the program legal.

Step 2: Send the other $5.00 US dollars and a note stating "PAYMENT FOR INTERNET MARKETING 5TH" to the 5th name on the list.

Step 3: Remove the top name (email address) and move the other 4 names up one place each. Place YOUR name in the bottom slot (5th) and you will receive a minimum of $100 dollars for your efforts.

Step 4: Keep sending/posting this letter until you get 20 'PAYMENT FOR INTERNET MARKETING 5TH' replies in your In-box.

Please give it an honest effort, you will not be disappointed and will be very glad you did when it starts to work. Be creative. Remember, all you're going to be out of pocket is about the cost of a couple of coffees with the opportunity of banking thousands of dollars into your PayPal account! Take the smallest risk of your life!!!

>>The Guardian system is based on HONEST people helping each other out. This program is completely legal if you follow the step by step instructions. It's the same concept of building a downline except more profitable and affordable. It's like the movie. "Paying It Forward", where we all give someone else just five dollars. Make BIG money in an HONEST way!

To Your Success

Simpelman

Your cock is special. As cocks are very valuable, uploading a picture with your cock on top of the banana in the illustration will result in USD 1 being donated to a charity.

Many ofyou know me or have seen me on cam...Ali 18th my husband had to go into the hospital for stomach pain the first hospital did a CT scan and send us home 3 hours later he was still in a lot of pain and bleeding. I called 911 and we were rushed to a different hospital by ambulance. while we were speaking to paramedics the first hospital called us and told us to rush to the ER because Josh had a6 inch tearing his colon and lost a lot of blood. v2 ER doctors talked agreed he needed surgery so he was rushed and for exploratory surgery. they took out part of his colon he has a 19 centimeter incision 27 staples and a temporary colostomy bag. all of this happened one week before he was scheduled to go back to work for his pool company he will be unable to work pretty much the entire season so I am asking people of motherless if they would be awesome and help us out of course I am willing to still do shows and the like but even a $5 PayPal donation will help us out with rent utilities groceries and medicine and yes we will probably sue the first hospital. so if you guys can help us out let me know we have both have PayPal or if for some reason you can't do PayPal we have a go fund me or as a last resort credits will even work though it is slightly harder for us to get credit out thank you guys in advance!!!

This is my sister, from recently addiction problems she has turned to prostitution. I've always dreamed of fucking her, how much do you think she should charge ? Maybe I should take donations and make a video

Looking for a generous man to pound my ass. Pnp never been with a man. Looking for donations.

Hey everyone, serious post here!

I am a young fit straight M,23 that has recently fallen in some financial hardships. Unfortunately, my day job is not enough to support me and I'm wondering if anyone would be interested in buying some nudes? Though Im straight, I'm could really use the help! Yes, the picture is me.

I've never done anything like this, but I am offering over 30+ photos for $15. See it as a donation with benefits ;)

i confess that there is nothing sexier than a lactating, nursing woman! especially a younger girl with milk! daddy needs to play on cam. if you have milk and like making daddy happy, or need a donation for the fund, my skyp3 is matt4lust

I'm married with a vanilla wife. I've been experimenting successfully with getting used pussy and ass lube from others willing to donate, and using that in our day to day play. She's had 2 men's ass lube, 4 women's pussy and ass (including her mom's skid marked panties) inside her pussy. In my younger years, I (m) once had a MMF threesome that ended up with the girl eating cum out of my ass and I'd like to relive that type of play.

As we approach the age where she can't get pregnant, I'm getting excited to start using cum. I'm going to save up some of my own cum and insert it into my ass during her next period play, and then lube up her pussy and my cock with it throughout.

I'm hesitant to start using other men's cum, and kinda worried about a rare potential pregnancy. Any good tips for sterilizing cum? Any groups out there that are already geared towards sharing cum?