so yesterday I went onto a sex toy website because I was thinking about buying some lube and I got really horny while browsing, I ending up buying lube, a fleshlight, a cock pump, 3 butt plugs (small, medium and large), a dildo and a vibrating prostate massager all set to arrive on Thursday, I cant wait. I have only tried anal masturbation a few times with my fingers and few small items I found about the house, now I cant wait to i become an anal whore able to take my new large butt plug or dildo without hesitation. I was thinking about documenting my adventures would anyone be interested in seeing that sort of thing?

Another flashback people! Remember Mr. Hands, the Boeing contractor from Seattle Washington who died while taking a horse dick up his ass, he starred in an infamous video we know of as "2 guys 1 horse". The link to the video is below. Following the link, you can only watch the video once every 60 minutes. You'll also be confronted with a disclaimer when you get on to the site that says that the dude isn't Mr. Hands and that the horse isn't real, it's a fake rubber horse, but that is all a crock of shit:

www.twoguysonehorse.com/

A documentary has been made documenting Mr. Hands and his gang of zoophiles. The name of the documentary is "Zoo". The link is below. It's actually a pretty good documentary. The video is broken into ten minute intervals but they play in succession automatically:

http://watchdocumentary.org/watch/zoo-video_158f058b7.html

Met this gorgeous little Latina online, dated for a bit and I fucked her so good. She'd beg so bad for me to cum in her, "si papi si!! Cum in me papi!!!"
And I did, numerous times. I've been with her for a good 6 months, now she's pregnant and I asked her to marry me. She said yes - she's 4 months pregnant now, we've moved in together and we have our wedding scheduled a year from now. I'm posting her because she doesn't care and knows I am a member here. In one way she finds it sexy, but also wants me to document her body before she gets bigger. She's so beautiful. I plan to keep breeding her - I'm so in love!

So on a flashdrive I have a few vids of my wife fuckking my friends on a few different occasions. Now all the sudden when i go to look for the videos they have been turned into txt documents? Anyone have any ideas how to fix it? If so ill post them when recovered. Thanks in advance

Guy here... I'm about to masturbate anally with a few of my mother's things in the bathroom while wearing her lingerie... would anyone like me to document this?

Confession - Everyone in my family thought my mom and uncle (dad's cousin, who is divorced with kids) were always 'close' - but we didn't think too deep into because it is not the norm in Sri Lankan culture for them to 'mess around'.

My mom works for my uncle part-time.

My uncle gave me his old laptop for school work. When I lost documents and tried to recover them, I found nude pictures of my mom.

Attached is such. My mom is a slut and deserves to be exposed.

She was drunk and wanted me to document how hard it is to get undressed. Want to see the process?

I received a letter like this... is it working or scam ?
it sounds working scheme... are anybody having any experiences with it ?

MY GUARDIAN ANGEL INCOME SYSTEM

As seen in Oprah!!! $50K in your PayPal Account!
Dear Fellow Friends,

That's Right - $50,000 in your PayPal account and that's NO JOKE!!

IT WAS PROVEN ON OPRAH, CNN, 20/20 and various highly respected U.S. TV and radio programs as being 100% legal, feasible and true!
For the price of 2 $5 Subway Foot-Longs You Can Help Someone and Change Your Life! It works QUICKLY and LEGALLY. Basically, this is all about PEOPLE HELPING PEOPLE

"THE GUARDIAN SYSTEM" $10 USD -- That's all it takes!

I'll try to keep this short and sweet. Do it once and you're done.

To get started just copy this whole page and paste it to your documents to edit it. Simply follow the instructions below and in 2 to 4 weeks, you could have as much as $50,000 in your PayPal account or even more.

Most people respond to this program because of the low investment ($10USD) and high profit potential. There is no limit to the income you can generate from this (you can just do it over and over!) If you follow the instructions, you will reach thousands of people!

HONESTY, FAITH AND INTEGRITY makes this system work!

I think everyone has heard of "PayPal"? Anyone with an e-mail address can join for FREE! If you're not already a PayPal user, the first thing you need to do is go
to PayPal.com and sign up

Here's how it works:

Step 1:
Send a $5.00 US dollar donation from your PayPal account to THE FIRST e-mail address on the list (No. 1) by using the PayPal 'Send Money' feature and be sure to include in the email "Payment for Internet Marketing". THIS KEEPS THE PROGRAM LEGAL.

Step 2:
Then send another $5.00 US dollar payment to the 5th person on the list (No. 5) with an email that says "Payment for Internet Marketing 5th".

Step 3:
Once you have done that, REMOVE the 1st email address and place YOUR email address at the bottom (position no. 5). Then move the 2nd to 1st, the 3rd to 2nd, the 4th to 3rd, and 5th to 4th. You now become the 5th email address on the list.

DO NOT TRY TO PLACE YOURSELF IN THE FIRST PLACE. IT WILL ONLY REACH THE PEOPLE YOU SEND IT TO AND THEN YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS WILL BE REMOVED FROM THE LIST. If you do this, the way it was designed, it will reach thousands by the time your email address gets to the top.

REMEMBER to send a $5 US dollar donation to the 1st email address and the message "PAYMENT FOR INTERNET MARKETING". Send the other $5 US dollar donation to the 5th person and an email with the words "PAYMENT FOR INTERNET MARKETING 5TH". This will help the 5th person to track the progress of the letter and continue to send out more emails.

Here is the list:

1. nia516@yahoo.com

2. jay_gee29@yahoo.com

3. perfectform08@yahoo.com

4. bcaldarera@aol.com

5. Simpelman@gmail.com

Make sure your email address is the same as the one you used to open your PayPal Account! (as this is the way you will receive your payments).

Now that you have paid the 1st and 5th person and sent them both an email (via your PayPal account), place your email address in the 5th place.

Step 4

Okay, the only thing left to do is to POST YOUR LETTER. You can post on craiglist.com, ListJoe.com, Theleadmagnet.com, FreeSafeListMailer.com, DesktopLightning.com, ViralMailProfits.com , ListBonus.com ,Adchiever.com ,State-the-art-mailer.com , message boards and newsgroups (there are thousands). You can even send an email to your own list.

IT IS YOUR JOB AS THE 5TH PERSON ON THE LIST TO ENSURE THERE ARE AT LEAST 20 'PAYMENT FOR INTERNET MARKETING 5TH' REPLIES.

The 5th person is the Guardian of the System - YOU!!!

If there are NOT at least 20 replies then the 5th person will keep sending/posting the letter until there are at least 20.

MAKE SURE YOU SEND $5.00 US DOLLARS TO THE 1ST PERSON TO THANK THEM FOR WHEN THEY WERE THE GUARDIAN OF THE LETTER AND $5.00 TO THE 5TH PERSON SO MORE EMAILS CONTINUE TO GO OUT.

Now the fun begins. We reap what we sow - other people will see your posting and do the exact same thing. As you wait through the 4th, 3rd and 2nd slots for your work as Guardian to pay off, hundreds even thousands of others will be assuming the role of Guardian and keep the program moving.

Once you have arrived at the 1st position, it means hundreds and maybe thousands have been working the program since you started. All of those people will then pay you as the 1st and you won't believe the kind of money that has been generated. Seriously, its common sense - you do it and 25 or more people see and do the exact same thing and EVERYONE wins!!! You will receive thanks and the same blessings!

When your name (email address) reaches the 1st slot, 900 to 15,000 people will send you $5.00 dollars each. You could easily make up to $50,000 USD.

Keep in mind - the most you spend is $10 dollars. Remember -- what goes around comes around.

DO NOT TRY TO PUT YOURSELF IN FIFTH PLACE WITHOUT PAYING AS PAYPAL WILL AUTOMATICALLY NOTICE THIS AND DELETE YOUR ACCOUNT AND POSSIBLY PURSUE LEGAL ACTION. THIS IS A LEGITIMATE PROGRAM AND THEY ARE PART OF IT.

TESTIMONIALS:

Mary Gatters, Columbia, SC said on Oprah show:
I only have one thing to say to you. OH MY GOD! I sent out 142 copies in total before 20 replied like the instructions said. Then I went on a short vacation. When I got back my account had over $32,000 dollars in it already and the money was still coming! I'm still floating on air (especially with my new car). I thought the "Guardian System" sounded cheesy, but now I realize it is the formula that makes this letter really work! THANKS.

Richard Barrie, Boulder, CO:
I was shocked when I saw how much money came flooding into my PayPal account. Within 3 weeks my account balance has ballooned to $22,449. At first I thought there had been some sort of error with my account.

HERE ARE THE STEP-BY-STEP INSTRUCTIONS AGAIN:

Step 1: Set up your PayPal Account (if you don't already have one), and send the top name (1st person) $5.00 US dollars - Don't forget to include "PAYMENT FOR INTERNET MARKETING". This is IMPORTANT as it keeps the program legal.

Step 2: Send the other $5.00 US dollars and a note stating "PAYMENT FOR INTERNET MARKETING 5TH" to the 5th name on the list.

Step 3: Remove the top name (email address) and move the other 4 names up one place each. Place YOUR name in the bottom slot (5th) and you will receive a minimum of $100 dollars for your efforts.

Step 4: Keep sending/posting this letter until you get 20 'PAYMENT FOR INTERNET MARKETING 5TH' replies in your In-box.

Please give it an honest effort, you will not be disappointed and will be very glad you did when it starts to work. Be creative. Remember, all you're going to be out of pocket is about the cost of a couple of coffees with the opportunity of banking thousands of dollars into your PayPal account! Take the smallest risk of your life!!!

>>The Guardian system is based on HONEST people helping each other out. This program is completely legal if you follow the step by step instructions. It's the same concept of building a downline except more profitable and affordable. It's like the movie. "Paying It Forward", where we all give someone else just five dollars. Make BIG money in an HONEST way!

To Your Success

Simpelman

I confess that recently, I've fallen back for my ex, Reese (not real name... for now ;P). Excuse the crap first picture, I wanted to post a picture I'm certain can't be reverse-searched before I posted her saucier pics. We got together when I noticed her at work, talked to her, realized the guy she was with was an asshole, and convinced her to leave him for me. What happened next was a mad flurry of amazing sex, smoking fancy weed and genuinely enjoying life. I broke up with her (like a fucking moron) when she saw some FB messages of me joke-flirting with another girl at work. I have always been a faithful monogomist in life and never would have cheated, but I was afraid there was no way she'd ever forgive me :/ So she goes back to her ex and they move in together. I monitored her tumblr ever since, regretting my decision, but finding other women to continue life with. I'm almost a year into a committed relationship. One day, by accident, she tagged a SECOND blog to her first one. The new blog has pics of her posing nude, including a couple with her tiny-dicked bf. Because we were never honest, I never knew she liked showing off her body, never knew she was a little bi-curious and that fmf threesomes were a possibility, never knew that she'd understand that flirting was flirting, and as long as I loved her and was stable for her, things like that didn't matter. But I know now :) And so does she. She's still (understandably) iffy about the entire thing, but we think we are going to try again, this time more openly. Until then, though, we're going to attempt a fwb situation, possibly even doing cam shows to earn some extra cash. I started this entire account to document the situation after discovering the confession board. I love this site :) However, since her and I are BOTH currently in relationships that we're too afraid to lose, I can't risk us getting caught. Add to the drama. DUM DUM DUMMMMM. lol. So anything reposted from her blog will be filtered enough to stop reverse-searching, but I WILL eventually be posting original content we generate ourselves if there's enough interest. So, upvote if you want more :)