So, I don't get it. I was out of town, went out for drinks and went to a strip club. This blonde cutie chats me up, she's running around naked. Of course she wants me to buy her drinks, par for the course right? Then she's talking about hooking up (which I thought they couldn't do). So I laughed, and was like "yeah you're not allowed to do that, just like I can't take your picture."
"you can take my picture if I give you permission..."
And I was like, "nah I'm good."
But she insisted, "I'm authentic, take my picture - pick me up when I get off at 12:30am, you got a room?"
So stupid me takes her picture and instantly I have two bouncers on me and I was literally thrown out on my ass. It was 11:20pm so I decided to wait and see if she would still want to hook up.
Sure enough she comes out and I get out of my car and wave to her, she waves back and comes up to me.
"I'm so sorry about that, I told them to let you back in but they said it was company policy to boot you, but hey, about that date - I have to get home but perhaps tomorrow?"
She kisses me on my cheek, and leaves. What the fuck was that even all about?
I have to confess, I'm confused. Was there some kind of scam? What am I missing here. No money was stolen - just about $30 on buying her drinks and another $20 for a lap dance with her (where she put her tits in my face and went upside down and poked my nose with her pussy).

After a bit of a lull in the excitement in our sex lives, my girlfriend and I have decided to spice things up. It was great before, we were fucking 4 times a day, all over the house, nothing too wierd, I licked her ass, pulled her hair, called her a dirty little whore. I'm looking for new fun things to try, any ideas are welcome! I'm going to eat her out at work today, so I think that will be a good start but I definatly want some advice and this is the PERFECT place to ask, thanks motherless. thats her in the pic

When I was younger I was in a relationship with a girl I met and lived with I was studying. She turned out to be a psycho and a massive drain on me. I couldn't get away, I was too worried about what she'd do to herself if I left and I had no choice but to stick around.

Over the next few years women I met at parties, workmates etc. All showed an interest in me. One of my workmates made a pretty clear offer to go back to her place after work to get it on but I turned her down.

After a few years I'd just had enough and decided to leave and I thought 'fuck her'. I still feel guilty about being attracted to people other than her but I really regret not fucking all of the gorgeous women who threw themselves at me! What the fuck is wrong with me?!

My dream from last night!
so my FtM son (25) who I would love to be taken and bred before he decides to get rid of his pussy. Well I dreamed he was all fat and pregnant. He walked around naked and his pussy wet all the time. He was like 8 months pregnant and decided I should belong to him. He decided to turn things around. Next thing I know, I’m hung up by my tits, he’s got a line to fuck me. I’m covered in cum and every few minutes he will punch my tits, spit on me or shove his hand in my ass.

i am still so turned on, im laying in his bed with a dildo in my pussy wearing his dirty underwear.

I'm a nympho who loves anal. I can't get get enough anal. Don't bother with my pussy, just shove your cock up my ass. I love gape and rosebud porn and I want nothing more than to be able to take a nice big fist in my own ass. But every time I find a guy willing to try HE chickens out when the stretch gets a little uncomfortable.

I'm sick of being babied. I want a guy to tie me up and gag me and work his damn fist into my ass whether I like it or not. To fuck me open relentlessly and slam his knuckles up against my asshole until it gives. And I don't just want to take his fist. I want him to ruin me for cock. I want him to punch his fist deep in my once-tight asshole and rip it back out. I want him to punchfuck me while I scream into the gag, sobbing and helpless. I want him to brutalize my hole until my rosebud spills out and then I want him to shove it back inside me with his fist.

I want my ass to just be a hole that swallows up anything it's given. I want a stranger in the street to be able to bend me over and shove a beer bottle right up there without any resistance. And I want to be that way because someone saw me for the dumb useless slut I really am and decided to use me the way I'm meant to be used.

My chic was really letting me fuck her mouth good and deep before she left for work. Really wanted that mouthful, but ran outta time. She is on her way home now.  Decided to call in so she could come home and get her mouth around 
that big cock again and finish the job. Can’t wait to overfill that mouth! 

I can't decide. Smash or Pass?

Freshly shaved and trying to decide if I want a guy or a gal 2day….

My sister decided to pop one of her tits out while we were having lunch