They were playing the Eagles game at the restaurant that I work at. The manager was being very cool about us watching the game with customers. Very cool about us watching the game instead of polishing silverware, folding napkins, etc.

My tables were all taken care of so I started watching the game.

And then I said “Yeah!! Nice! First down!”

Then I looked a bit closer.

“Oh! Wrong team!!”

A waitress rolled her eyes at me. “Yeah… Jimbo… I was kind of wondering there.”

So I’m not quite the american football fan that I pretend to be.

Kind of embarrassing.

Anyways, I didn’t immediately notice that the opposing team had our green colors.

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I confess that I am sick of big corporate businesses, Walmart for example. I am sick of going into that fucking store and seeing 12 ppl (managers i presume, the ones w/ the 2 way radios) standing around smacking their gum acting like they are big shit because they have a radio....Go fuck yourselves you fat fucking pigs.

Second, there is 18 registers to which only 2 of them are open...Wtf cant you ppl see that their is a crowd of 40+ customers waiting to make their purchases and leave..for fuck sakes

Third, As i exit the store the greeter/receipt checker person demands to see my fucking receipt. I payed for the shit, it is in walmart bags put their by a walmart employee...back the fuck off.... This happend yesterday I had 1 case of pop and 2 small bags.. as i exited the store the cunt said can i see your receipt..i said why?... she said i just need to check it. I said it is one of those bags but why do you need to check it? The cunt dug through my recently purchased property to find it.. when she exited my bag w/ the receipt I said are you under the impression that i have stolen something? She said UHH Well Noooo, just as snotty as possible... I quickly snatched my receipt from her hand and said then you dont need my receipt so fuck off... she called security on her lil dumb walmart radio.. I lol'd as i left...

Fourth, I am tired of being hijacked by these ppl outside of the store begging for money... mother fucker, I need someone to donate to me...Fuck off

Has anyone ever seen the movie Falling down w/ Michael Douglas? That is how I am starting to feel.....Ugggggghhhhhhhhhh

I confess that last year we had moved into our new home and had scheduled to have cable and internet installed in our home. I was given an appointment date and waited for the cable guy to arrive. My husband of 15 years had left for work as well as my daughter so I was home all alone.

I decided to put on a pair of white shorts and a white summer beach top. I wasn't wearing a bra as either as I love the freedom when I am home alone. The cable guy was due to arrive anytime after 10 am and he arrived approx fifteen minutes after 10. The van parked in our driveway and I looked out the window and saw a very muscular and handsome black guy exit the van. He was very tall 6'2 and had a nice build. I would mistake him for a football player if I didn't know any better.

I met him at the door and invited him in and showed him into the living room. He introduced himself as Ty and I told him my name is Jill. Ty went to work right away and I sat on the couch watching him go to work. I had never been with any other man never mind a black man and I admit my mind was certainly running. My husband and I have a great sex life and just last night we had fucked for hours into the early morning. Any way I digress. Here I was looking at Ty and trying to imagine if he had a big cock or not. Why was I thinking this way? I never thought to cheat and I had only one lover in my life, my husband.

I am 35 5'1 100lbs 32b long blonde hair blue eyes and very tan. I am completely shaved as my husband likes that look. The young look as he likes to say. When Ty finished in the living room I showed him into my daughters room to set up her internet and cable. I also showed him the spare bedroom and my bedroom which also need the same hookups. I left Ty alone and went to do some of my house chores. I walked by my daughters room and saw Ty crouched behind my daughters desk and then I noticed he had something in his hand and had it up to his nose. OMG is he smelling her panties? I didn't know what to say as my mind was spinning with all kinds of thoughts. I walked away and said nothing. I walked into my bedroom and stood with my back to the door.

Was he smelling my daughters undies? Did this turn him on? I was getting turned on myself at just the thought. I don't know why but I undid the button on my shorts and slip my hand inside and slipped a finger into my pussy. I shuddered when I touched my clit. I was soaking wet! Why am I thinking this way. I continued to rub myself slowly and then I heard him. It was a clearing of the throat sound. I froze. Then I heard him enter the room and walk towards me. I was frozen like a rabbit. He stood behind me and slid his hand around my waist then down into my panties. He cupped my hand onto my pussy. Then he whispered to me. Your a slut aren't you? I shook my head yes. Why did I? I'm not a slut. But I said I was. Ty pulled his hand out of my panties and then slid my shorts and panties off. I stepped out of them standing there bare assed. Bend over he said. Put your hands on the bed. I did as he said and I felt his tongue lick my ass then I felt him spread my ass and kiss my asshole. Ty pushed his tongue in and licked all around. then he stood up and I heard him unzip his pants and remove them.

I felt his cock press into my ass. He aimed his 8x6inch cock into my ass then I felt him opening my ass with his cock. I had never been fucked in my ass before and now I as going to have this huge black cock take my anal virginity. The pain was intense as he pushed deeper inside with every thrust. I was clenching my fist and tears were coming down as he fucked my ass. Ty soon was pushing in and out of my ass with reckless abandon and giving me a fuck of a lifetime. Soon the pain went away and I was enjoying his huge monster. I started meeting his thrusts as he entered my ass. Then he told me he was going to come. Ty grabbed my hips and buried his entire cock up my ass and with it his load of cum. I felt him twitch and jerk as he emptied his load into me. When he pulled out I could feel his cum running down my legs. Ty turned me around and pushed me to my knees and said lick me. Suck my cock clean. I did as he said.

When I was done he put his clothes back on and told me he was done for the day. He had other customers to install. I said what about the rest of the job. Ty said he would be back tomorrow. I couldn't wait.

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Am a 61 year old guy and a satisfied customer from Craigslist. I am so turned on by my Granddaughter it hurts and I need relief from the gals on Craiglist.

Hi Sir, i am fine happy. candy bar is bad bad. no good for girl. owner is asshole made girls make bj inside bar on customer all the time. many minor girls work there with me n aiza. we not like. we move to rh. mommy faye was bitch. bring many minor girls from probince. we teach dem bj. aiza make complaint to candy bar with barangay b4. but wala. mommy faye make us do short time in room at office with customer, we get 100p commission for short time. no gud. u remember lovely, she got boom boom in office to daddy troy wala money.