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funny story that happened to me with this girl I used to fuck during uni... so we had this nice evening in Italian restaurant and she had pizza with salami and corn. When we got home, we fucked and I also fucked her in the ass, after I got my dick out there was one little corn on top :D you know how sometimes you don't digest corn... so I took it down from my dick and put it in her mouth and made her eat this corn from her ass second time,,, hope corn got digested this time :D
I am 53 and work as a lunch-lady-man at an elementary school cafeteria. I am the only male in the cafeteria staff, and I put my semen on everything. Mashed potatoes, canned corn, on jello cups ect.
I'm sick of corn syrup. It tastes like shit.
Yesterday i bought a second corned beef brisket. It's a fantastic price for beef.
I also bought several jugs of juice and fresh fruit.
Then I went straight to the liquor store and bought vodka.
I absolutely NEED vodka to make a nice fruit hooch.
If I do not have some vodka to drink then I will start drinking my hooch within 7 days or less.
I will start drinking my hooch way way before it has time to finish fermenting and become something decent.
It's embarrassing. I'm very very immature about it.
Anyways, I will be using my Red Star Premier Cuvee yeast -- a strain of the “saccharomyces bayanus” yeast.
That's the same yeast strain as Lalvin EC-1118.
EC-1118 is the most famous 'fast fermenting' yeast and is capable of producing a wine that is 18% alcohol by volume.
I'd argue that "Turbo Yeast" is infamous as opposed to famous.
thanks for reading
I'm 43, eat corn flakes, surf motherless.
Good Timing
I went out grocery shopping. I got fresh herbs, white wine, fresh corn, chicken and other veggies -- everything that i need to make a good pot of chicken soup.
As i left the shopping district it started snowing. When it's cold and yucky out then staying home and making soup is the perfect solution.
Thanks in advance to those of you who are going to bait to this.
You find her alone in a corn maze dressed like this. What do you do?
i love eating corn, peanuts, popcorn, sun flower seeds, peanut butter.
but the problem is, when i eat it i get the shits pretty bad. sometimes my ass fucking hurts from the shitty seeds tearing through me...
Why is candy corn made in Mexico?