Some picures I look at seem to be crying out for a gag! This just up my street when I'm feeling frisky or bored - which is most of the time!
My acknowledgements to Randy Dave for his erotic Amanda cartoon - color by moi!
Let's see if folks will upload humorous captions! It's not a competition, so everyone's welcome...
And do hope you like my attempts..

She wins competitions with that ass.

She’ll easily transition from competitive cheerleading to getting fucked in the vip room at the local strip club. Any takers?

hi everyone im going to start off a mini competition this week. will be posting pics of 2 girls each week and would like votes on who is the hottest. will start with 16 girls and narrow them down to one. here will be week 1s girls please vote on these 2 who is the hottest :-)

Here's a pic of me with 3 of my friends. Which one of us is hottest? Feel free to rank each of us too and let us know what you think. What is each of our best features? We are curious (and competitive) about how we compare!

Competitive Gang-Banging Hall of Fame Award

In last month's summer opening of the 2013 Competitive Gang-Banging season, Jennifer Budeanu (pictured) pushed her team of teen sluts to the highest score ever achieved in an event, barring those with Special Scoring options.

She implemented an unstoppable strategy. First she had her two team members lay down with their ankles crossed behind their heads. This allowed both easy access for them to be ass-fucked, while also leaving their mouths available for her to spit cum into.

All that she had to do was wait for the loads to be shot into her teammates bum-holes, which she then promptly sucked out and spit into their mouths, ensuring a maximum score per load.

After the event, Jennifer was asked when and how she came up with this approach, to maximize every score. She responded with, "It does?"

Jennifer displays the kind of air-headed dedication to not only slurping cum, but sucking it from wherever she can find it, that every coach hopes to find in a player. It's no surprise to anyone that has ever seen her in action that she has been inducted into the Competitive Gang-Banging Hall of Fame.

hey everyone on motherless i notice alot fake profiles that are linked to one or more profiles.what is the deal this is not youtube it is a pornowebsite not a whos popular competition this is a porn sharing site nothing more....

Right destroying her competition!

I confess over this past spring break my daughter & 2 of her gymnastic friends hung out here a couple of days. So the 2nd day when the usual bickering started I had to try & occupy their time. So they came into my bedroom still complaining So I gave them a challenge to see who could handle going on the elliptical (stair master kind of) the longest.

Well I might add I have the elliptical in my bedroom facing the opposite direction of my bed looking out over our pond. I had it set like this so I could watch my wifes ass while she exercised. Any way they were all in their bathing suits.

Well I enjoyed watching all of them compete. But the best was her most well built friend with the perfect gymnastics ass. She is so competitive. She worked that cute little ass in front of me for over 20 minutes! At about 15 minutes into here workout she started to pant & breathe real loud & heavy.But the hottest part was during the heavy breathing her whimpering & moaning "omg this hurts", "omg I can not handle much more" "It hurts sooo bad".

She had no clue how hard my cock was watching & hearing all this!

Sorry but I had to confess this!!

BTW...She won & I gave her $5 & the other 2 I gave $3 so they wouldn't start bitching again.

I’m hoping the Motherless community might be able to help me with my New Years plan - winning a weight loss competition at work. What could give someone more added determination than the reward of receiving naughty pictures when they hit their targets?

I had this idea while drunk (something I won’t be very often from January) and wanted to see if people would go with the idea of giving me a helping hand. Who knows, if it ends up working for me it might work for others too.

Let me know if you’re willing to help and I’ll give some time to thinking up some actual rules.