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While I comment mostly on politics here, there is a PBS program that I'd like to discuss that I believe deserves mention for its stellar presentation, and narration;
The Pioneers of Television
I have a tremendous respect and admiration, nay a soft spot, for the generations that have come before me. One of the generations I admire most is, The Greatest Generation. These people grew up in an America, and also a Germany, an England, an India, a Brazil, very different from the ones that we know today. As an American, I'll speak from what I know of in my own country. Many of The Greatest Generation grew up as what we would consider today as abysmally poor. A good deal of them grew up in homes without electricity, much less any other modern convenience.
When their country called on them during WWII, they not only willingly left their homes & everything they knew, many for the first time, but did so patriotically even going to fight for the freedoms of other countries like France, Holland, England, The Phillippines, and etc. Many of these brave men still lie in graves scattered all around the world. The wives and girlfriends worked tirelessly in munitions and airplane factories to support their country. When they came home with their battle scars, they and their wives made families and set about, without complaint, to built the most free and prosperous country the world had ever known. They saw to it that they and their neighbors were clothed and fed. They built and housed their families in the best housing they could afford. They brought us arguably the most fantastically styled cars in history during the 1950's. Art, culture and education exploided with The Greatest Generation. They dressed with pride and treated one another respectfully. And all of this was done through hard work, sheer grit & determination, and rugged individualism.
When television first began in the last 1940's, no one, including the fledgling televison industry, knew quite what it should be. I know in todays world of laptops, iPhones, & tablets that seems amazing. Many of the first t.v. shows were current/ events / news shows, or the comedy of successful, well established Vaudeville & radio acts bringing their routines to the small screen. Shortly after this, the idea of playing games on t.v. for the viewer to watch was given a try. To gain viewer interest, producers gave prizes away to contestants, &/or they showed known celebrities playing the game as with one of the first t.v. game shows, "What's My Line?".
For me, seeing well established old time Vaudevillians like Jack Benny, Bob Hope, Milton "Uncle Milty" Berle, Jackie Gleason, & Red Skelton working their hearts out to make people laugh on live t.v. is still some of the best television ever! And it was ALL live! If a performer screwed up....guess what?... it was seen by thousands, & sometimes millions of people. My favorite all time television moment happened late one night, long before I was even born. A young comedian took a chance and decided to host a show that came on late at night when all the other stations where off the air, showing test patterns. The show was called "Tonight!" on the National Broadcasting Network (NBC). The young comedian was the late, Steve Allen. It was a big risk, because who knew if hard working Americans in the late 1950's would stay up to watch t.v. that late at night? In those days of live t.v., most of the shows had monitors off camera, so that the performer could see what the viewer was seeing, and could then make any adjustments to the performance that might be needed. As he began his routine, Mr. Allen glanced into the live monitor and got a glimpse of how ridiculous he looked. This single item became the downfall of the segment for Steve Allen, and gave us one of the singularly most hilarious moments in television history! I've seen this probably 100 times, & it still makes me laugh so hard that it brings me to tears:
youtube.com/watch?v=YaNxy4wDv1k
For me, old t.v. shows, old movies, & books are like a time machine into our shared past. With life as busy as it is today, it's sort of like we're all living in a fog. What these programs & movies do for us is they give us a "magic sword". We're able to take that sword, cut through the fog of modern life, and have a clear view, almost magically of what came before us, like a window. In Jan. 2013 PBS will be replaying these epic shows. So folks I encourage you to stop, take a moment and make yourself some popcorn, and sit down with me to enjoy and revel in the history of The Greatest Generation & the wonderment of,
The Pioneers Of Television
-redrocker
Comedy has Won, Trump is the biggest Joke!
It's Funny because it's True!
I didn't watch it for the comedy.
My confession, hope this gets you off...
So I'd been texting this girl for a few weeks, she was filthy over the phone but when we finally met up in person she said hardly anything despite looking hot as fuck, we had a meal and made small talk then went to the cinema, some romantic comedy, her choice. We head to the back row, more for the view than anything else, the lights go down and we start watching the film, a few minutes in and I hear some soft moaning, I look over and she's moved her tight jeans down slightly and has her hand rubbing her hot teen clit through her tiny pink panties. Immediately i'm hard as a rock and move my hoody over my jeans so I can start jerking it along with her, she see's me tugging and this just gets her rubbing faster, she shudders into a quiet orgasm and I ask "Fancy helping me out babe?" She stares at me, pulls her jeans back up over her hot little ass then gets up and walks out, i'm not going to follow her with my stonking hard on so I sit there thinking i've fucking blown it. A minute later and I see her coming back up the stairs to the seats, she sits down next to me and whispers "Let me use these" she then takes her soaking pink panties out of her jean pockets and starts jerking me with them, I can hardly take this and as she whispers "Tell me when OK?" I feel it building up so I tap her and she suddenly moves my hoody and takes my cock in her mouth, one quick flick of her tounge and i'm shooting stream after stream of cum down her throat before she sits back up, hands me her panties and says "Now let's enjoy the film"
Enjoy? Let me know!
oh my fudking god im fucking sick of katt williams kevin hart daniell tosh and the stupid ass broken lizard movies on Comedy central 27/4 all the time!!! goddamnit CANT They play something else for once fuck manthis is fucking ridiculous. theres plenty of other comedians on earth that are worth laughing to for fucks sake. i swear to god if i ever met the pussy in charge of that station, i'd put ONE RIGHT BETWEEN EYES.
Random, but where can i watch that faggots roast from comedy central for free. i dont have cable or anything so i cant sign in on the comedy central site. Thanks
The tragic comedy of taping rags to hide your purchase of a fat ugly prostitute, having a dick the size of a thumb; with the hookers unexpected reaction to swallowing his cum-blast the perfect ending.
Must've been a really thick load based on the string of jizz from her mouth to his dick as she comes up for air XD XD
Who is the girl twerking in the beginning of Adam Devines House Party trailer on comedy central. I included a picture. Please does anyone know? SHES SO BEAUTIFUL!!!