So, I don't get it. I was out of town, went out for drinks and went to a strip club. This blonde cutie chats me up, she's running around naked. Of course she wants me to buy her drinks, par for the course right? Then she's talking about hooking up (which I thought they couldn't do). So I laughed, and was like "yeah you're not allowed to do that, just like I can't take your picture."
"you can take my picture if I give you permission..."
And I was like, "nah I'm good."
But she insisted, "I'm authentic, take my picture - pick me up when I get off at 12:30am, you got a room?"
So stupid me takes her picture and instantly I have two bouncers on me and I was literally thrown out on my ass. It was 11:20pm so I decided to wait and see if she would still want to hook up.
Sure enough she comes out and I get out of my car and wave to her, she waves back and comes up to me.
"I'm so sorry about that, I told them to let you back in but they said it was company policy to boot you, but hey, about that date - I have to get home but perhaps tomorrow?"
She kisses me on my cheek, and leaves. What the fuck was that even all about?
I have to confess, I'm confused. Was there some kind of scam? What am I missing here. No money was stolen - just about $30 on buying her drinks and another $20 for a lap dance with her (where she put her tits in my face and went upside down and poked my nose with her pussy).

I confess: I actually had sex with my cousin last weekend (will elaborate if you'd like). He is a year older than me, and we've always been close. (my dick is bigger than his though, LOL) I don't know what came over me, (besides him. LOL) but it's late over here tonight and I just got this urge to walk into this convenient store and ask the dude who works at the counter if he wanted to have sex. Never met the guy before in my life. Some scrawny young black dude. Wasn't even attracted to him, just wanted to fuck a negro. So I started chatting him up a bit, I could tell he was attracted to me. Then I just dropped the question, "Do you want to have sex right now?" (Lol) Dude wasn't expecting that at all. He kinda acted coy, then he got kinda mad and asked me to leave so I left haha. Truthfully, he's probably having second thoughts. He didn't look that bad in the face, but he had kind of a really thin body. Like anorexic maybe. I didn't mind though, I just wanted to fuck. Never done that before in my life, but it was kinda exhilarating. For the record, I'M TOTALLY NOT GAY. Me and my cousin, getting our drink on. (LOL)

Come on ladies I need help this morning woke up hard an horny as f and can't get this down share some pics an chat with me while I stroke my shaft an try an blow my load please help an share

I confess that I'm a 23 y/o dude who comes on here regular and hopes that he gets mailed by older horny women from anywhere who want to chat and swap pics and stuff, maybe even Skype. But I bet that most guys on this site want this 😂 I have a gf but I just love attention from older(30+) women.

Does any one know what ever happened to misztink3pinky? I know her name is Michelle and she lived in Florida. Chatted with her on YouTube but she disappeared. I'm thinking she found out she was all over the internet and might have hurt herself.

They were playing the Eagles game at the restaurant that I work at. The manager was being very cool about us watching the game with customers. Very cool about us watching the game instead of polishing silverware, folding napkins, etc.

My tables were all taken care of so I started watching the game.

And then I said “Yeah!! Nice! First down!”

Then I looked a bit closer.

“Oh! Wrong team!!”

A waitress rolled her eyes at me. “Yeah… Jimbo… I was kind of wondering there.”

So I’m not quite the american football fan that I pretend to be.

Kind of embarrassing.

Anyways, I didn’t immediately notice that the opposing team had our green colors.

I made this post in response to Viper2121's memo stating that chat needs me to be online saying stupid stuff so that folks have something to laugh at. So when i'm not on chat here is some stupid stuff i say in real life.

I just fuckin love sex an i love a bitch that loves sex I work to much to meet right now another girl girl i share anything with so hmu if you r from ga or chat

Could chat like this all day

Posting for a chat friend that wants them posted but is chicken shit to do it himself. One is his gf. Comment as you like. He'll get off on it.

I confess i really would like a dirty pervy chat right now with anyone who is willing !!
Add me on msn anonpee@hotmail.com