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In my efforts towards this endeavor, I soon learned that I don't know dick about cameras and sank a couple hundred dollars into taking them apart and having them not turn back on. Those tiny ribbon cables are too complex for my bumbling troll hands and plus, I really don't know what the "ir blocking lens" looks like anyways. Could somebody do it for me? No seriously, I will pay. If somebody can produce a sample of video with similar quality and offer me the same camera for sale, I will buy it. I'm just putting this out there for anyone who's camera savvy and looking to make a few hundred bucks.

When I was younger, I had this really fucking shit stereo system, I wanted a new one, my parents wouldn't get me a new one.

I pleaded and pleaded with the tight cunts for one, I dunno, I had some really horseshit brand.

So... I decided to get my way one way or another. Now, you have these old gas cookers, with their spark igniters, the fairly old ones, you used to be able to pull the igniter out of the front of them. I managed to get my hands on one of these. Now, you can get quite a belt off of these if you happen to have your hand next to the cable when it sparks.

I proceeded to shove the cable into the the tuner wheel on the stereo, and begin cranking the spark igniter. The radio re-tuned itself a few times to some random pakistani radio stations, I kept on doing this continually, the lights on the stereo would pulse everytime I would twist the crank, and there was some nasty sound coming from the speakers.

Eventually, the stereo refused to do anything, and 2 weeks later I had a new stereo.

How to be a little shit and get your way by: Anonymous.

I confess that last year we had moved into our new home and had scheduled to have cable and internet installed in our home. I was given an appointment date and waited for the cable guy to arrive. My husband of 15 years had left for work as well as my daughter so I was home all alone.

I decided to put on a pair of white shorts and a white summer beach top. I wasn't wearing a bra as either as I love the freedom when I am home alone. The cable guy was due to arrive anytime after 10 am and he arrived approx fifteen minutes after 10. The van parked in our driveway and I looked out the window and saw a very muscular and handsome black guy exit the van. He was very tall 6'2 and had a nice build. I would mistake him for a football player if I didn't know any better.

I met him at the door and invited him in and showed him into the living room. He introduced himself as Ty and I told him my name is Jill. Ty went to work right away and I sat on the couch watching him go to work. I had never been with any other man never mind a black man and I admit my mind was certainly running. My husband and I have a great sex life and just last night we had fucked for hours into the early morning. Any way I digress. Here I was looking at Ty and trying to imagine if he had a big cock or not. Why was I thinking this way? I never thought to cheat and I had only one lover in my life, my husband.

I am 35 5'1 100lbs 32b long blonde hair blue eyes and very tan. I am completely shaved as my husband likes that look. The young look as he likes to say. When Ty finished in the living room I showed him into my daughters room to set up her internet and cable. I also showed him the spare bedroom and my bedroom which also need the same hookups. I left Ty alone and went to do some of my house chores. I walked by my daughters room and saw Ty crouched behind my daughters desk and then I noticed he had something in his hand and had it up to his nose. OMG is he smelling her panties? I didn't know what to say as my mind was spinning with all kinds of thoughts. I walked away and said nothing. I walked into my bedroom and stood with my back to the door.

Was he smelling my daughters undies? Did this turn him on? I was getting turned on myself at just the thought. I don't know why but I undid the button on my shorts and slip my hand inside and slipped a finger into my pussy. I shuddered when I touched my clit. I was soaking wet! Why am I thinking this way. I continued to rub myself slowly and then I heard him. It was a clearing of the throat sound. I froze. Then I heard him enter the room and walk towards me. I was frozen like a rabbit. He stood behind me and slid his hand around my waist then down into my panties. He cupped my hand onto my pussy. Then he whispered to me. Your a slut aren't you? I shook my head yes. Why did I? I'm not a slut. But I said I was. Ty pulled his hand out of my panties and then slid my shorts and panties off. I stepped out of them standing there bare assed. Bend over he said. Put your hands on the bed. I did as he said and I felt his tongue lick my ass then I felt him spread my ass and kiss my asshole. Ty pushed his tongue in and licked all around. then he stood up and I heard him unzip his pants and remove them.

I felt his cock press into my ass. He aimed his 8x6inch cock into my ass then I felt him opening my ass with his cock. I had never been fucked in my ass before and now I as going to have this huge black cock take my anal virginity. The pain was intense as he pushed deeper inside with every thrust. I was clenching my fist and tears were coming down as he fucked my ass. Ty soon was pushing in and out of my ass with reckless abandon and giving me a fuck of a lifetime. Soon the pain went away and I was enjoying his huge monster. I started meeting his thrusts as he entered my ass. Then he told me he was going to come. Ty grabbed my hips and buried his entire cock up my ass and with it his load of cum. I felt him twitch and jerk as he emptied his load into me. When he pulled out I could feel his cum running down my legs. Ty turned me around and pushed me to my knees and said lick me. Suck my cock clean. I did as he said.

When I was done he put his clothes back on and told me he was done for the day. He had other customers to install. I said what about the rest of the job. Ty said he would be back tomorrow. I couldn't wait.

My confession is that I was in a secret military division in the US army for over a decade. I was volunteered into a secret program. They cut off my penis and testicles, and grafted a new set of genitalia onto my body. I later found out it had be genetically engineered to produce alien sperm that they'd produced using tissue samples of the aliens from Area 51.

The military board would set me up in isolation and send in teenaged girls for me to impregnate. Their aim was to produce alien-human hard-core porn to sell to the black market. It turns out that lots of cashed-up Russian millionaires are willing to pay big bucks for videos of a man with an alien cock fucking blonde US cheerleaders. They used it to fund all their important R&D initiatives of the past twenty years.

The agency put me out to pasture about ten years ago. I'm subsisting on a military pension and life is still pretty good, but my alien cock is starting to weird me out. Sure, it's massive and the erections last for hours, but ordinary pussy don't feel as good as the pussies of all those high school cheerleaders in the middle of a porno set. Sometimes I wish that they'd replaced the alien cock with my original penis, but then again, this alien cock also pick up cable and has a wireless internet connection.

I confess everything is going wrong that can go wrong. I've had every single one of my best friends betray me at this point. One won't talk to me because I'm not christian enough for him, the other I dropped because he was talking behind my back and setting up situations for me to get hurt and go into his arms and get back with him. I'm being harassed by some crazy girl who's in love with my boyfriend who sends me threats and insults and I just found out yesterday that my best friend has been hitting on my boyfriend and may have had a relationship with him behind my back. My mother is too obsessed with herself and 3 boyfriends to actually do stuff and pay the bills so there's no internet, cable, heat, or hot water. I have to stay with my 8 year old ADD brother who never shuts up and I just want to blow my brains out.

A man walks into a bar with a set of jumper cables around his neck. The bartender takes one look at him and says 'ok you can stay but you better not start anything.'

I ust had my first gay fling last night, was out with group friends at local bar trying hook up with girls. But this was not good night struck out. My friend and I decided go back his place ditching our other friends, we get back kicking back on couch talking about be hot share girl to bad we didn't meet one. He suggested let's see what's on cable turned to adult section, he had asked if I ever watched gay porn or did anything with guy. I said no then asked have you. He just smiled pushed play what I saw playing was shocking at first,but did make me curious was two guys giving oral and jacking off. I tried to hide it but he already noticed my bulge through my pants. He said you like it watching this huh, before I could answer he next me rubbing my legs moving closer to my raging hard on. He told me relax closey eyes ,he unIpped my pants my hard cock sprung out, felt his warm lips moving over my tip, moving his tongues down my shaft, licking my balls . I was harder then I ever been it hurt. I grap his head pushing him down on it he let out a gag. He keep working ot moving his tongue all around as if he done it before I started moving up down as if to fuck his mouth. I felt my balls twitching with out warning him released my load I watched as it dripped put his mouth down my shaft and balls on to his couch. Even now thinking about iam jacking off

so the girl in that video where she is crying about loving cats is an actress? slut fucking liar! i saw her on a cable show. she is acting.

I confess that AT&T Uverse is the shittiest excuse for a cable/internet provider. It's too damn expensive, the equipment is absolute shit, and the "customer service" is non-existent.

If I am recording a show in HD, I can only watch that show. If I try to watch something else it pauses, skips, and is unwatchable. The best part, the show I try to record pauses and skips then too.

The wireless Internet is a great concept, except it uses the same resources as the cable. So when watch a show in HD, I can't stay connected to the Internet for more than a few seconds at a time.

Sorry guys, not a great porn confession. But I am banging a 19 year old.